Épisode Il faut sauver l'élève Reese S07E09 - Malcolm in the Middle Saison 7

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Reese, are you trying to sneak out?

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No. I'm trying to get comfortable in
this crappy bed, if you don't mind.

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Fine. Then you won't mind if
I stand right out here in the
hall until I see you go to sleep.

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She can't stay awake all night.

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Malcolm in the Middle
7.09 - "Malcolm Defends Reese"

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Synchronisation par Max & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

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Fascinating timeline, Reese.

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So let's see.

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It was the moon landing,
the War of 1812, then the
Lincoln-Kennedy shoot-out.

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It's embarrassing enough having
Reese in my class this year.

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What's worse is Herkabe's made
him his personal whipping boy.

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Reese, I'm just looking through my notes
here, and it appears that that was your
20th wrong answer in a row.

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And you know what
that means, don't you?

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Monkey dance!

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Monkey dance! Monkey dance!

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Monkey dance?

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Your first right answer.

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Well, let's not leave
your audience waiting.

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Wait, Reese.

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Stop.

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This isn't right.

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Okay, continue.

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Lois, hello, it's me, Claire.

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Hey, come on in.

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Hi, sweetie.

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Claire, you are a godsend.

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Thank you for taking him
on such short notice.

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Is this schedule
gonna work for you?

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Oh, good Lord, Lois.
Any schedule works for me.

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What have I got to
do with my time?

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Poke around a big, empty house,
waiting for one of my kids to call?

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We both know that's
not gonna happen.

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You know, you raise them,
you put the through college,

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and loan them money to buy a house, and
suddenly, they don't need you anymore.

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God forbid you should
express a need to them.

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I could tell you stories...

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Bet you could.

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-Yeah.
-Well.

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-Again, thank you.
-I'm glad to do it, honestly.

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Takes my mind off my shingles.

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Good Lord, you've never felt pain
like that in all your waking days.

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It's just dreadful.

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Did I tell you about the pain?

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-I think you did this morning.
-It's worse than my arthritis,
which is crippling.

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It feels like someone's stabbing you
all over with tiny, razor-sharp knives.

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Oh, pray God you
never get it, Lois.

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Oh, listen to me just going
on and on about myself.

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Wind me up and I
can talk all day.

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Well, like I said,
I have a million things to do.

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You know, so do I, so do I.

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I have laundry stacked
up just waiting for me.

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And I have so neglected my
scrapbooking that it's a scandal.
Do you scrapbook, Lois?

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They've got these really
cute kits. It's a lot of fun.

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My niece Terri well, she prefers
Teresa, but she's a Terri.

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Anyway, she got me started on it.

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Well, what else is she gonna do with
herself? She's barren, poor thing.

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You're still mad at me?

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You threw at my head, Dad.

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It was a brushback pitch, Dewey.

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I got to protect the plate or you're
gonna be taking me downtown all day.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Did you do your vocab?

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Yeah. It wasn't so bad.

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Yeah, it was pretty easy.

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Yeah.

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So I'll see you in school?

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Talk to you later.

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What was that about?

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That's Gina.

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She's from my class.

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Do you like her?

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I don't know.

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I guess so.

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Well, you played it cool, son.

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Maybe too cool.

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Feel this shoulder, Lois.

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It's like a sack of
burning jelly in there.

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Go ahead, give it a squeeze.

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It is spongier than
the thing on your back.

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Hal, your home.

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Hi, honey.

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Hi, Hal.

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Hello.

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This is Claire,
Jamie's new babysitter.

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I just moved into the
Franklin's old house.

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-Hey, that's a nice place.
-It is, it is on the outside.

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Of course it's full of dry rot.
I must have called the guy 50 times...

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Claire was just leaving.

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Well, heck, why don't you
stay and have dinner with us?

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No, no.

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Got to run.

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I hope it wasn't too much trouble
cooking for my special diet, Lois.

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It's been a bit of an adjustment
after the doctors took
out six feet of my colon.

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You know what I call it now?

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My semicolon.

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My semicolon!

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Claire, I really have
to go to sleep now.

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Oh, God, I wish I could sleep.

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I toss and turn all night.
I start off on my stomach,
then I flip over to my back.

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No, wait, no.

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I start on my back,
I flip over to my stomach...

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I don't know.

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I can't think any more.

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Is it...

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"C"?

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I'm sorry, Reese.
That's incorrect.

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Hammy?

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Yes!

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Fort Ticonderoga is correct.

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I was looking for a close race,
but, Hammy, you've really run
away with this thing.

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I'm sorry, that's all the time we have today,
but join us again tomorrow for another exciting
installment of... "What Is Dumber Than Reese?"

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You're nothing but a bully
and a sadist, you know that?!

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How could you possibly take any
satisfaction in humiliating Reese?!

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It's Reese!

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You have to stop this, now!

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Well, well, well, that
took you long enough.

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What?

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I've been trying to get your
attention since the semester began.

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I'm surprised you didn't say something
last week, when Reese was curled up
in a fetal ball under my desk.

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What do you want from me?

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Come with me.

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I won it my senior year.

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-Football trophy?
-Behind that.

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-The soccer trophy?
-Behind that.

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-There's just a bunch of crappy ribbons.
-Behind the spelling bee award.

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That thing that looks like it
broke off that other trophy?

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I cannot be responsible for the myopic
value this sports-obsessed administration
places on academic achievement.

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But that little plaque represents the
highest GPA in the history of the school,
and it is mine, Malcolm, all mine.

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So what?

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So wha...

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I had to work hard
for that plaque.

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I had to score higher than Edna Fornby,
who'd held the title for 38 years.

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A towering intellect, blind since birth,
went on to be a Rhodes scholar.

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Really classy lady.

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Cried like a baby when
I took it from her.

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What a night.

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And now, you are on
track to take it from me.

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What's your point?

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I can't let that happen.

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And if you don't want to see
me destroy your brother every
day for the rest of the year...

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you won't let it happen.

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-Are you serious?
-As a heart attack.

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Now, I can't just
give you a "B."

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People are watching.

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For some reason,
I rub people the wrong way.

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But that doesn't stop you from
tanking the course on your own.

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Are you really that
shallow and petty?

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You have no idea.

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So, you know, take
a few days, think it over.

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It'll give me more time to think
up some challenges for Reese.

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Do you think hot coals would
set off the sprinkler system?

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Lois, I was just gonna
bring Jamie home.

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Thought I'd save you the trip.

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Come on, Jamie.

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Thanks, Claire.
See you tomorrow.

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Won't you come in?

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I'd love to, but I have
such a busy schedule.

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I understand.

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Busy, busy, busy.

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No one has any time anymore.

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Oh, my goodness, I walked
you all the way home.

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You get out of those work clothes,
and I'll make some tea.

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Hey, Dewey, look at this.

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I got the microwave to work
without closing the door.

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That's great, Dad.

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So, did you, uh...
talk to Gina?

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No.

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Oh.

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It's just that you said you
would talk to her later, and,

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I mean, if I remember,
she remembers.

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Maybe I'll talk
to her tomorrow.

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Tomorrow?

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Gee, Dewey, if I'm Gina,
I don't know what's going on.

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It's no big deal, Dad.

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Dewey!

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Come here.

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Look... I know it's not easy
figuring this stuff out.

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You want to be with her, but
you just don't know what to say,
and you feel like such a doofus.

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I know.

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So here's what you're gonna do.

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You're gonna go in the house
right now and call her.

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Right now?

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Or you could wait till you're
old, toothless, alone, living
in a welfare hotel,

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hoping the couple screaming next door
invites you over to dinner sometime.

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It's up to you.

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It's called leaky gut.

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Hal.

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Why don't we go out to dinner?

191
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Doesn't that sound good?

192
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Well, I'm helping Dewey
with a project, hon.

193
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Why don't you go with Claire?

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When it's quiet,
you can hear it dripping.

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Hear that?

196
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You ready?

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No, wait.

198
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I need more time.

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Believe me,
I have been through it.

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You just want to run away,
hide under the covers and cry.

201
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But you know what?

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That's how you
know you're a man.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hello.

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Gina. Hi, this is Dewey's dad.

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He just called to say that
he was thinking of you.

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Oh, and he thinks that
homework is dumb.

209
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Really?

210
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She thinks homework is dumb, too.

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Reese.

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I think it's terrible what Herkabe's
been putting you through in class.

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I really feel bad about
the way he's treating you.

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I'll bet I could make
you feel worse!

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Thought it over.

216
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What happened to your lip?

217
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Reese.

218
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He's a troubled young man.

219
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God knows I've tried my best with him,
but you can't let that fact poison...

220
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Relax, I'm gonna do it.

221
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You will?

222
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Reese can't help who he is.
And you can't help being a jerk.

223
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I'm the only one who has
a choice over what I do.

224
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So, yeah, I'll take your sick
little deal so you can keep your
pathetic, meaningless plaque.

225
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Thank you, Malcolm.

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I know that you think that this
compromised victory will taste
like ashes in my mouth,

227
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but there's something
I learned a long time ago.

228
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Ashes don't taste that bad.

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Okay, class, we'll start this
morning with an oral quiz.

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Who was the victor in the disputed
presidential election of 1896.

231
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Um...

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Malcolm?

233
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Surely you know this.

234
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Tilden.

235
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What was that?

236
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Tilden!

237
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That's incorrect.

238
00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:16,080
What an idiot!

239
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Monkey dance! Monkey dance!

240
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Monkey dance!

241
00:11:19,814 --> 00:11:20,735
Monkey dance!

242
00:11:20,765 --> 00:11:22,684
Monkey dance!
Monkey dance!

243
00:11:28,746 --> 00:11:29,940
We have a problem.

244
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What?

245
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Some wavy-haired blond boy was chatting
up Gina at the bike racks after school.

246
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Don't you work, Dad?

247
00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:39,166
Never mind that. The point is,
you should have been there.

248
00:11:39,421 --> 00:11:40,621
It was probably Stephan.

249
00:11:40,837 --> 00:11:41,587
He's no threat.

250
00:11:41,649 --> 00:11:42,904
I saw him, Dewey.

251
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,079
He's an Adonis!

252
00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:47,406
Okay, what you need here is
some sort of romantic gesture.

253
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:48,587
What do you mean?

254
00:11:48,691 --> 00:11:52,463
Just off the top of my head,
you could send her a nice
box of expensive chocolates.

255
00:11:52,493 --> 00:11:53,226
I'm not sure.

256
00:11:53,251 --> 00:11:54,615
Too late. You already did.

257
00:11:54,733 --> 00:11:58,306
You just dropped off a big
box on her front doorstep,
rang the bell and ran like hell.

258
00:11:58,336 --> 00:12:00,436
You also trampled some
of her rose bushes.

259
00:12:00,475 --> 00:12:01,625
Congratulations, son.

260
00:12:02,232 --> 00:12:03,182
You're in the game.

261
00:12:05,062 --> 00:12:09,226
Hal, I have to do something about
Claire. She is driving me crazy.

262
00:12:10,444 --> 00:12:14,020
Oh, Hal, that is so sweet.

263
00:12:14,546 --> 00:12:15,396
It's not for you.

264
00:12:18,228 --> 00:12:19,939
Didn't you learn your
lesson with Francis?

265
00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:22,087
That Jenny Thompson
was a stuck-up snot.

266
00:12:22,122 --> 00:12:23,600
Hal, I have bigger problems.

267
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,832
I cannot stand that woman.

268
00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:30,413
Which normally isn't an
issue, except, I can't afford
to tell her off and lose her.

269
00:12:30,443 --> 00:12:34,081
She's good with Jamie, she's right down
the street, she's incredibly cheap.

270
00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:37,537
She'd be perfect if she weren't
the most annoying person
on the face of the planet.

271
00:12:37,567 --> 00:12:40,973
I feel like the top of my head
is going to explode if I hear
her say another word.

272
00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:42,115
What rhymes with dreamy?

273
00:12:42,145 --> 00:12:43,681
Hal, for God's sake.

274
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:45,884
I heard what you said, Lois.

275
00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:48,521
Look, you just have to
completely disengage with her.

276
00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:54,161
Take Jamie when she drops him off,
nod pleasantly, you can even smile,
and then, slam the door in her face.

277
00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:55,826
And don't beat
yourself up over it.

278
00:12:55,856 --> 00:12:57,518
Some people are just crazy.

279
00:12:58,985 --> 00:13:00,385
Do we have any fun stickers?

280
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,622
B-minus! Ha!

281
00:13:09,718 --> 00:13:10,873
I did better than you.

282
00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:12,160
For the first time...

283
00:13:13,286 --> 00:13:13,720
Wait.

284
00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,360
A, B, C, D...

285
00:13:17,016 --> 00:13:17,768
Never mind.

286
00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:24,832
Buck up, Malcolm. Only 12 more weeks,
and then I'll back off and let you pick
the course you want to tank.

287
00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:26,699
Hey, we're not in your stupid
class anymore, all right?

288
00:13:26,729 --> 00:13:27,693
Will you just leave me alone?

289
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:30,539
Oh, a sullen rebuke.
What a bonus.

290
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:34,484
You know, I might make them get me a
bigger plaque when I beat you, Malcolm.

291
00:13:35,328 --> 00:13:37,880
Ugh! How can they
let it get so dingy?

292
00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:38,897
Hey, Slick!

293
00:13:39,234 --> 00:13:44,234
Instead of pushing dust around
over there, why don't you polish
up these trophies? It's disgraceful.

294
00:13:44,952 --> 00:13:47,752
You know, I'll admit,
it wasn't easy beating old Fornby.

295
00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:51,244
Of course she had the added
advantage of being blind and
club-footed, no distractions,

296
00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:53,874
but still, I had to bust my
hump that last semester.

297
00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:57,706
Did you know, instead of seventh
period gym, I created my own AP class?

298
00:13:57,791 --> 00:14:00,997
While those Cro-Magnons were
chasing balls and sweating like swine,

299
00:14:01,027 --> 00:14:05,736
I was sitting in an air-conditioned
room with my tie unloosed,
discussing Renaissance poetry.

300
00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:07,237
You wore a suit to school?

301
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,567
And a silk handkerchief.

302
00:14:08,825 --> 00:14:12,162
They hated me because
I made them look ridiculous.

303
00:14:14,759 --> 00:14:17,498
Okay, Dewey, you set the
table with the box of candy.

304
00:14:17,809 --> 00:14:19,680
Now it's time to
reap your reward.

305
00:14:20,073 --> 00:14:22,816
She's not going to feel like
I'm trying to buy her, is she?

306
00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:25,546
Let me teach you a valuable
lesson about women, Dewey.

307
00:14:25,873 --> 00:14:27,963
They think they deserve
everything you give them.

308
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,043
They all like to think
they're special...

309
00:14:30,065 --> 00:14:31,365
even the ones that aren't.

310
00:14:31,548 --> 00:14:32,140
Now go.

311
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,695
You can do it, Son!

312
00:14:40,996 --> 00:14:41,401
Yes?

313
00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:45,326
Is Gina home?

314
00:14:45,475 --> 00:14:47,428
Are you the kid that
sent her that candy?

315
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,659
Um... maybe.

316
00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:51,834
Don't you know she's
allergic to nuts?

317
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:56,726
Oh, God.

318
00:15:02,815 --> 00:15:03,886
Hello, Lois.

319
00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:05,242
Hi, sweetie.

320
00:15:05,627 --> 00:15:07,363
I made you a snack
in the kitchen.

321
00:15:07,376 --> 00:15:08,748
What a day.

322
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:14,837
Jamie was fine, but I got that
horrible ringing in my ear. It was
just dreadful. Do you ever get that?

323
00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:16,872
Well, you're blessed if you don't.

324
00:15:17,198 --> 00:15:20,196
I never noticed those cushions
before. They're darling.

325
00:15:20,415 --> 00:15:23,106
What did you pay for them? They look
so comfortable. Mind if I try 'em out?

326
00:15:23,136 --> 00:15:24,354
I'd like you to go now, Claire.

327
00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:26,639
Oh, good, because I have
a ton of things to do.

328
00:15:26,669 --> 00:15:29,099
You know how it is, though,
something always comes up.

329
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,979
What I would like is for you
to be in your own house now.

330
00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:33,071
Boy, so would I.

331
00:15:33,243 --> 00:15:36,636
I really have to clean my bathroom
tile grout. It's disgusting.

332
00:15:36,663 --> 00:15:39,814
Get your fat butt
out of my house!

333
00:15:41,804 --> 00:15:44,987
You're so funny. Although,
I could lose a little weight here...

334
00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:45,691
Get out!

335
00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:46,787
Get out! Get out!

336
00:15:46,817 --> 00:15:47,873
Get out! Get out!

337
00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:49,841
Get out!

338
00:15:50,447 --> 00:15:52,276
Wow. Where did that come from?

339
00:15:52,314 --> 00:15:56,556
I have put up with this this
long because I needed you
for Jamie, but I've had it, lady.

340
00:15:56,586 --> 00:16:00,664
I'll send you a check for the
money I owe you, and after that,
I never want to see your face again.

341
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:01,444
Well, now, I...

342
00:16:10,249 --> 00:16:16,199
Okay, I'm glad we finally got all that
out in the open, 'cause now that we know
we have issues, we can talk about them.

343
00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:23,454
You can't do this. Just because
I missed one stupid gym class!

344
00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:30,461
It is a dark day
for North High,

345
00:16:30,715 --> 00:16:37,872
but given recent information that has
come to our attention regarding the
previous GPA record holder and his failure

346
00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:41,213
to meet the physical education
requirement, I have no choice.

347
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:43,128
I take no pleasure...

348
00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:48,763
in the pain this unfortunate incident
has caused, but rules are rules.

349
00:16:49,624 --> 00:16:55,517
So, I am directing that this
plaque be returned to Edna Fornby,

350
00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:58,912
who though blind and crippled,
managed to pass gym.

351
00:17:02,096 --> 00:17:03,427
Tough break, Mr. Herkabe.

352
00:17:03,999 --> 00:17:05,311
I know it was you, Malcolm.

353
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,368
And I wouldn't be so quick
to gloat. I'm not defeated yet.

354
00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:10,072
I'm like Napoleon at
St. Helena, plotting my return.

355
00:17:10,255 --> 00:17:10,997
You mean Elba.

356
00:17:11,142 --> 00:17:12,113
He died on St. Helena.

357
00:17:12,143 --> 00:17:12,743
Oh, shut up!

358
00:17:13,544 --> 00:17:16,544
I have to call Mother before
she hears it from someone else.

359
00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:19,573
Hey, honey.

360
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,837
Hal, it's terrible.

361
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:24,171
Oh, what happened?

362
00:17:24,557 --> 00:17:25,463
Claire died.

363
00:17:26,449 --> 00:17:27,047
What?

364
00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:28,788
Her sister just called.

365
00:17:28,863 --> 00:17:30,663
I guess no one really
saw it coming.

366
00:17:31,171 --> 00:17:32,444
I feel so bad.

367
00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:36,005
Are you baking cookies?

368
00:17:36,311 --> 00:17:37,282
Snickerdoodles.

369
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,987
Boy, life is so precarious, isn't it?

370
00:17:41,565 --> 00:17:44,716
You know, just yesterday, she
was sitting right here, and then...

371
00:17:44,746 --> 00:17:46,596
Hal, you know what
I just thought of?

372
00:17:46,922 --> 00:17:50,149
We never go dancing.
Why don't we go dancing tonight?

373
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:51,582
Doesn't that sound like fun?

374
00:17:52,227 --> 00:17:53,381
Yeah, sure.

375
00:17:54,328 --> 00:17:55,039
I guess.

376
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:58,806
Excuse me, honey.

377
00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:03,967
You okay?

378
00:18:05,631 --> 00:18:06,276
Oh...

379
00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:13,713
You know, I've been thinking.

380
00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:15,980
Maybe she's not the
right girl for you.

381
00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:18,768
She sure has made
this hard on us.

382
00:18:18,778 --> 00:18:20,221
There's no "us," Dad.

383
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,200
It's you.

384
00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:24,471
Every idea you have
about girls is wrong.

385
00:18:25,302 --> 00:18:26,499
How was I ever born?

386
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:30,638
Well, by that time, your
mother was pretty much
stuck in the relationship, and...

387
00:18:31,087 --> 00:18:32,029
Thanks a lot, Dad.

388
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,171
I liked Gina.

389
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:34,755
I really did.

390
00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:37,511
I'm sorry, Dewey.
I feel terrible.

391
00:18:37,998 --> 00:18:39,162
Maybe there's some
way I can help you...

392
00:18:39,192 --> 00:18:40,748
-No!
-Okay, right.

393
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:42,846
I will stay out of it.

394
00:18:43,766 --> 00:18:45,144
I can make this right.

395
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,894
I have better candy.

396
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,117
You'll like this candy.

397
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:50,590
It's really good.

398
00:18:51,128 --> 00:18:52,578
Come on, just hop in the car.

399
00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:55,956
Come on, give me a break.

400
00:18:56,513 --> 00:18:58,384
Don't you remember
your first love?

401
00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:04,922
What are you doing here?

402
00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:09,104
Reclaiming what is rightfully mine.
Once I complete this course, they'll
be forced to reinstate me.

403
00:19:09,134 --> 00:19:11,178
You can't take a
class 20 years later.

404
00:19:11,194 --> 00:19:12,871
Who is being petty,
now, Malcolm?

405
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:17,791
No, no, no. You will soon discover
what my cable guy learned the hard
way you can't defeat Lionel Herkabe.

406
00:19:17,821 --> 00:19:18,787
You see, Malcolm...

407
00:19:21,373 --> 00:19:22,417
Hey, Mr. Herkabe.

408
00:19:23,009 --> 00:19:24,002
How do you like dodge ball?

409
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,582
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!

410
00:19:26,822 --> 00:19:30,537
You are just making yourself
look weak and foolish!

411
00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:33,174
I might stop hitting you if
you dance like a monkey.

412
00:19:33,763 --> 00:19:34,264
Like...

413
00:19:35,586 --> 00:19:36,396
like this?

414
00:19:36,763 --> 00:19:38,383
You call that a monkey dance?

415
00:19:44,382 --> 00:19:46,282
Some things you don't
do for trophies.

416
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,665
You treasure them here
where it counts the most.

417
00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:51,155
You think that hurt?

418
00:19:51,185 --> 00:19:52,385
That didn't hurt.

419
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:54,793
Oh, God, make it stop!

420
00:19:55,818 --> 00:19:57,336
No one can take that away.

421
00:20:10,848 --> 00:20:11,473
Hi.

422
00:20:11,866 --> 00:20:12,496
Hi.

423
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,146
Your dad's really weird.

424
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,538
You have no idea.

425
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:23,847
You want to eat lunch
together tomorrow?

426
00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:24,784
Okay.

427
00:20:26,395 --> 00:20:26,800
Bye.

428
00:20:27,165 --> 00:20:27,669
Bye.

429
00:20:31,785 --> 00:20:33,039
Sorry to bother you.

430
00:20:33,393 --> 00:20:35,091
I'm Claire's sister, Donna.

431
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,084
Oh, hi. Hi.

432
00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:37,872
Come on in.

433
00:20:37,927 --> 00:20:39,685
I don't want to impose.

434
00:20:39,724 --> 00:20:42,852
I just want to thank you for
being so nice to my sister.

435
00:20:42,934 --> 00:20:44,190
She often spoke of you.

436
00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:46,202
Oh. Well, you know,
I thought the world of her.

437
00:20:46,232 --> 00:20:47,390
Come on now, Lois.

438
00:20:47,544 --> 00:20:51,798
I think we both know that
Claire required a certain
amount of patience. Am I right?

439
00:20:54,392 --> 00:20:57,181
Anyway, you wouldn't believe
the flight I took coming here.

440
00:20:57,211 --> 00:21:01,916
First, they grounded the plane, which,
you know, you think, better they do that
than trying to fly it with something wrong.

441
00:21:01,946 --> 00:21:04,444
Then they said they're going to
fix it, and I'm thinking, oh!

442
00:21:04,474 --> 00:21:07,634
You know, Donna, I'm sorry,
but you happened to catch
me at a really busy time.

443
00:21:07,664 --> 00:21:10,869
Oh, you think you're busy,
try planning a funeral.

444
00:21:10,872 --> 00:21:12,000
Not that I'm complaining...