Épisode La jambe de grand-mère S06E14 - Malcolm in the Middle Saison 6

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You flush the toilet, and I open the curtain.

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Malcolm in the Middle - 6.14 - Ida Loses A Leg

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Synchronisation par Mark & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

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Grandma's visiting again. Sometimes she can't
spread enough misery with just a phone call.

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She must have felt a vibration of happiness at the edge
of her web and came scurrying down just to crush it.

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The worst thing is how it affects Mom.

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Mom, I took 20 bucks from your purse.
I'm never going to pay it back.

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I don't care who started it,
you and your brother work it out.

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See? It's sad.

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Oh!

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Lois, I keep finding your mother's teeth everywhere.

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Is she spitting them out or are they escaping?

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She must be wearing her smoking teeth.
Those are her fancy teeth.

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Look, I can't fight every battle with her, Hal.
I got her to smoke outside. That's today's victory.

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Now that I have a car, I'm leaving
and I'm never coming back.

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No, Dewey, please don't go. We didn't
know it was the baby's thermometer.

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It's too late for apologies. I'm out of here.

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Dewey, just name your price. We'll do anything.

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You think this is about money? This is about respect...

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Oh, crap.

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Dad, chili for breakfast?

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Hey, Jamie ate two bowls and
you don't hear him complaining.

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Why isn't Mom back from Grandma's yet?

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For God's sakes, Reese, your grandmother lost a leg.

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Show a little compassion for your mother who's
stuck there taking care of that miserable hag.

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She'll be back when she gets back.

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And don't take this out on me.
I'm not the one who walked into the street.

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But no one's blaming you for this, Dewey.

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Dad, I already feel awful about it.

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Which is exactly what I'm telling you
not to do. You need to stay positive.

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Think about how good you'll feel next time
when you remember to look both ways.

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Shouldn't you boys be getting ready for school?

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Didn't you hear?

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They went to four-hour days. It's shameful.

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- The taxpayers won't even support...
- Forget it, Reese.

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You are not going to misbehave this week.
Your mother already thinks I can't be trusted to watch you boys.

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Like somehow I'm going to do
something idiotic and irresponsible.

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Hey, look at this. Some kid fell asleep at a frat
party and another kid glued his face to the floor.

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Can you imagine what that looked like?

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Just regular old Super Glue.
We've got a ton of that stuff in our garage.

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Where do people get these ideas?

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Mother, I was getting the door for you.

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I don't need your pity! I'm fine!

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No, you are not fine.
You need to relax.

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If you keep thrashing around, the
doctor says it'll make your leg bleed again.

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Ha! Scare tactics those butchers tell you so you'll
get weak and they can sell you more go-go pills.

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There... and there.

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I helped get her moved back in and I spent
some time in her place. My obligation is fulfilled.

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Have fun you two.

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Get back in here. We are not
having this argument again.

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Let him go. It's the little one that owes me his life.

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See, even she thinks so.

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Francis, everyone elsen in this family has either school or a job.
So you're staying here and helping your grandmother.

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I don't need help.

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Look at him. He has nothing between his legs and he manages.

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- If you think I'm above punching you, you are totally wrong.
- Of course you'd hit a cripple.

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You couldn't even get a white girl to marry you.

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Stop it both of you.

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Can you go at least five seconds
without screaming at each other?

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- I am sick of you!
- You stupid Nancy boy!

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- You dried up old hag! If I had been driving that truck myself...
- You ought to strangle yourself...

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Well, I wonder which nightmare
I'm going to have tonight.

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"The Forest of Severed Legs" or
"Drowning in Grandma's Blood"?

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Well, good night.

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I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight.

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Me, too.

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Nothing's going to wake me up.

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Same here.

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Well... good night.

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Good night.

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What's under your pillow?

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What's under your pillow?

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I think we both know what's under these pillows.

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I guess we do.

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- Good morning.
- Good morning.

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I feel great. Ready to start the day.

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Me, too.

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- Think I'll brush my teeth.
- I'll join you.

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Jamie, I am not kidding. You have to
the count of three to eat these peas.

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One...

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Two...

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Three!

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All right. But one of these days you
are going to learn that I am serious.

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Dad, I've been thinking a lot
about Grandma losing her leg.

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I mean, Grandma lost her leg saving my life, but she doesn't really
want to talk to me, so I figure the least I can do is honor her leg.

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You know, pay it some decent last respects.
Like maybe have a funeral for it or something.

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Dewey, you just can't do that. The leg is medical waste.

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The hospital has to process it and
do whatever they do with that stuff.

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How about this?

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Tomorrow, we go in the garage and make your
grandmother a peg. You can paint it like a candy cane.

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No, I want the leg.

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You can't get a leg, Dewey.
That's just not going to happen.

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Hello, Pathology?

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Yes, this is Judy Green from Dr. Weiss' office.

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I'm calling about the chop-and-drop
he did Thursday on the old lady.

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Listen, Dr. Weiss thinks he may have left his
wedding ring in that leg. He was pretty hammered.

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Yeah, again.

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So anyway, we need to get that leg out of there before the
lawyers come around and do their Monday-morning quarterbacking.

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You know what, instead of the usual place,
just send it to my house. I'll give you the address.

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I don't care if you knew the end of that
Star Trek episode! I didn't and you ruined it!

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- You can't let anyone else be happy!
- Shut up, monkey!

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Anyone with half a brain could see the rocks were alive!

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Both of you, stop it!

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Francis, it does not matter how horribly
you act, you are not getting out of this!

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You are stuck here, so suck it up!

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And you... you are old and injured and you need his help.
All your yelling and viciousness does not equal physical strength.

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You cannot bully a can of soup down off the shelf.
You cannot scream it down. You need his help.

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Yeah, you old bat, where's your gratitude?

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Francis...

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I am not asking you to do this for her,
I'm asking you to do this for me.

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I am leaving in a few days and I need
to know she's being taken care of.

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You have to find some way you can get along with her.

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But she's horrible.

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I know, I know, but just try.

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Find something you have in common,
something you can agree on.

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I don't think that's possible.

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For God sakes, you both have such huge reservoirs
of hate, you're telling me there's no overlap?

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What about boy bands?

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Mom, you hate boy bands, right?

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They're making a living, give them a break.

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You see?

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You're not getting out of this so easily.
You stay here and you figure it out right now.

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Hey, Ida, don't you hate how bossy my mom is?

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Oh God, she's awful. Always ordering me around, making me
jump through hoops for her like every day is her birthday.

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And God forbid you forget her birthday.
Then it's martyr time for the next five weeks.

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And for what? Everyone knows
it's a made-up holiday anyway.

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And those stupid cards? Money in the garbage.

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Oh, God yes! What a scam. It's like, "La-la, I'm old,
so here's a stupid cartoon with boobs on it."

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Exactly.

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No one really remembers the day they had their child.
They pretend they do to feel important.

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I haven't slept in two days.

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I cut school just to have some
time in the house without Reese.

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I just need an hour. A half hour.

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Any sleep at all, then I'll have a jump on him.
You can't win this on strength. You've got to win it on planning.

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You saved yourself this time.

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But your reactions will get slower.

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And I'll be waiting.

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Wait! Reese, wait! This is so stupid.

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We're both ruining our lives over it.

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I got a "B" on my History midterm.

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I fell asleep beating up a kid.

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- We have to stop this.
- I totally agree.

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Okay.

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Truce?

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Truce.

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She wears a size 8½ shoe just like me. Why, Dewey?

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Just checking. Thanks, Mom.

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Okay. Prince Charming looking for Cinderella.

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That's all it is.

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- Grandma, hold still. I can't re-dress your wound until I clean it.
- Your breath is disgusting.

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Do you see what I'm doing, and you're complaining about ?

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I will go brush my teeth as soon as I'm done.

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We are gathered here today to pay tribute to...

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a leg.

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A leg that saved me.

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But also kicked me, and stomped on
my toes a lot. But that wasn't your idea.

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Anyway, uh...

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I'm sorry. I just thought once I had the hole and the
severed leg in front of me the words would come naturally.

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Dad, what are you doing home?

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Dewey, I know you need your time alone, but I did
something I think is gonna make you feel a lot better.

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Actually, I'm kind of busy right now.

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I kept thinking, "There must be some way
I can help take little Dewey's mind off all this".

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"There must be some way I can put the fun back in his life."

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Of course, your mom is probably going to hit the roof
when she finds out, but you just let me handle that, huh?

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Dad, what are you talking about?

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I'm talking about a lovable furry playmate who you
can spend years with, frolicking and... Oh, my God!

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- What the hell is he eating?
- What is who eating?

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Your dog!

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You have him for two seconds and this is what happens?!

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I didn't ask for a dog!

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- Who brings a dog to a leg funeral?!
- A leg funeral?!

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- Dewey, after I said ?
- You didn't say not to,

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you just said I wouldn't be able to!

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This is me with your Uncle Vlad.

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This is the only picture of him sober.

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And there's Cousin Rega.

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You smile at her, she jumps into bed with you.

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And what's wrong with this person?
What was his moral failing?

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My dear old friend, Peter.

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Look at him, holding a menu like he could read.

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- Wait, who's that little girl with you and Grandpa?
- Oh, Mom, don't you want to watch the news?

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Who's that little girl? That's you, you big sissy!

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This was the time your mother sent you to live with us.

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What?

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Come on. It wasn't "to live" with you.

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It was six months. It felt like forever.

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We put you in a dress because you wouldn't pee like a boy.

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I don't remember any of this!

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And you never paid me for the food he ate.
Oh, God, what whining; "I want my Mommy.

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Where's my family, Ooh, you're scaring me!" Blah, blah, blah.

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What's going on?

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Francis, it was a very difficult time. Your father was changing jobs, and then
Reese came along. He was like a whole pack of wolves by himself. It was just too much.

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You were a horrible child. You tore a huge gash in
your side trying to get out through the window.

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- That's what this is from?
- You cried like a baby when I tried to sew you up.

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I was a baby!

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You dumped me off and you left me with this monster?!

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- Francis, it's not the way you're thinking. You don't even remember it.
- No, but you know what? It's good to know.

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It's really nice to know that as a toddler,
your own mother couldn't wait to get rid of you.

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- Francis...
- Actually, I should thank you.

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'Cause you waited till I was 15 before you kicked me
out for good. That must have been so hard for you.

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You can't judge me for this. You weren't there.

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 And whose fault was that?!

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How did you get in here?
Nobody liked looking at you when you were alive.

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Okay... what's going on?

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Look, I got into this thing with Reese and it's way out of hand.

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I haven't slept in three days. If you could just do me a favor, just be on lookout for Reese.
If I can get one hour of sleep, then I can have the upper hand and I can end this.

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- Okay.
- Thank you.

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Wait a minute.
Why'd you say okay?

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- What?
- I mean, I just told you and you said okay like it wasn't a big deal.

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It seems like you'd at least want to think about it for a little bit.

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Unless this was a setup. That's what this is, isn't it?

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-What's going on in here? What are you guys up to?
-Oh, nice cover. You two have a side deal!

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No!

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Or maybe you're just trying to make me think we have a side deal.

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- Why would I do that?
- Exactly!

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Don't try to make me think that you're
confused, because I know you aren't.

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- Why would I want you to think that?!
- Because...

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There's some angle that I'm not seeing, but I'll get it.

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- Nice bluff!
- Nice fake-out!

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Oh, yeah? Well, you can play all the smart games
you want, but I'm not gonna let you get away with it.

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I'll glue my own face to the floor! Then what are you gonna do, huh?

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That'd be the perfect way to make me let my guard down, wouldn't it?!

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Stevie,

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I know you'll be mature enough,

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not to do anything,

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I would do...

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Come on, Champion. Come on, boy.
You don't want that nasty old leg, do you?

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- Okay, just kidding. Sorry.
- Dad, he's ruining it!

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- Throw another steak in there.
- I am not going to waste another steak.

231
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He's not going for it, and it was $12 a pound.

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It was not! It was bargain meat, and he knows the difference.

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I am doing my best here, son.

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Oh, boy.

235
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He's gonna finish the whole thing!

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- Call 911!
- Dewey, what part of thislooks like authorities should be involved?

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God, if only your grandmother wasn't so damned tasty.

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Now there's no way to feel better.

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Now I have to feel bad forever.

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Oh, Dewey.

241
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Maybe you can try and think about it this way.

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Your grandmother...

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She is the most horrible woman who ever lived, but even she understands
the difference between a life that's been lived and a life with potential.

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You want to pay her back?

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Live up to that potential.

246
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And if you think about it, you might have done her a big favor.

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Let's face it. Saving your life is her
only chance of getting into heaven.

248
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Which isn't going to make you that popular
in heaven, but we'll deal with that later.

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Okay.

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Hey, Dad?

251
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Is it okay if we don't keep the dog?

252
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Yeah, that sounds fair.

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- Grandma, you have to sit still or I can't get the bandage on.
- Just keep your eyes on the stump, Romeo.

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Well,

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okay...

256
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I put all the doctors' numbers on the fridge.

257
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The safety rail is up in the shower.

258
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Thank you, Francis.

259
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- I have to tell you something.
- What?

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I wasn't a good enough mother to you and I'm sorry.

261
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I shouldn't have left you with her,

262
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and I shouldn't have sent you to military school.

263
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I got overwhelmed and I took things out on you that
weren't your fault. They were my fault, and I'm sorry.

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But?

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But nothing. I'd like to think I was a little bit better with the
other boys, but that's just further proof that you got a terrible deal.

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Yes, boo-hoo for the boy with two legs.

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You deserved a mother who was more patient and more caring,

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and it breaks my heart that you didn't get that mother.

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Thank you. Wow.

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Wow.

271
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Wow.

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I've just waited so many years to hear you say that.

273
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Why don't I feel better?

274
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What do you mean?

275
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I mean, I actually had fantasies where you said that, pretty much
word-for-word. It's spooky how close it is, but it's not helping.

276
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Why didn't it help?!

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- You want me to say something else?
- No, no, I mean, you said everything!
Anything else would just be fake.

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I mean, that was like the perfect thing, and
I am still filled with all this resentment.

279
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Oh, my God, this sucks! That was, like, the one
thing I was living for and it's just... not working at all!

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- Can you take the soap opera outside?
I want to watch the whore that gives the weather.
- Mother, please!

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- Just try to breathe.
- No! You can't just have your life dream stripped
away from you and be okay about it!

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- Do you want a cold washcloth?
- I don't think so.

283
00:20:14,888 --> 00:20:18,061
- I don't know. I don't know what I want.
- Do you want me to give you some money?

284
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How much money?

285
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I have $200. I only need $30 for the bus.

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Okay.

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Here.

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And the Tic Tacs.

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Okay, honey, just remember that I love you.

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- In my own imperfect, bad mothering way, I do love you.
- I love you, too.

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I'll call you.

292
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:53,112
Okay, Rockefeller, it's lotion time. Cut your nails.

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Jennifer, cut it out!

294
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You're so bad.

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Your breath smells like feet.