Épisode Devine qui vient dormir ? S06E15 - Malcolm in the Middle Saison 6

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There's a head of rotten lettuce in the fridge.

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Not strong enough.

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Why don't you dig out whatever
it was that died under the furnace?

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Still not strong enough!

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What about the old boot
that opossum gave birth in?

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It's out in the garage.

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Perfect!

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All yours.

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Malcolm in the Middle - 6.15 - Chad's Sleepover

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Synchronisation par Mark & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

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I'm sorry I'm late.

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My alarm clock didn't go off and then there
was an accident and and road workers and...

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Where is everybody?

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Well, it's Ditch Day.
None of the students came in.

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No one told me there was a ditch day.

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Well, I'm surprised you didn't hear.
I mean, everyone was telling their friends.

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Oh...

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All right, Charisse, the professor of
boozology has some homework for you.

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What's he doing here?

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No one told him.

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Oh, my God.

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- You could probably use a little...
- Val, stop that.

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

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What?

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You are going to die!

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What is it?

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I know I always say that gossip rots your soul,
but it doesn't count when it's this good.

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Last night, I covered for Bernice
so she could leave early,

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and when she got home, she found Charlie standing
in their living room wearing her red cocktail dress!

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The one from the Christmas
party with all the feathers!

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Good God!

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He admitted it's been going on for years.

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He said it started one day when he accidentally
used lipstick instead of Chap Stick.

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The next thing you knew, he was
wearing a teddy under his police uniform.

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Man is a complicated beast.

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Can you imagine keeping something
like that from your spouse?

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So glad we don't have any secrets.

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What is it?

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Oh, honey, there's something
I should confess to you.

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What?!

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I...

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I spent more than $50 on your last birthday present.
I know we agreed not to, but I just love you so much.

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Well, I'm glad you told me.

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It felt good to come clean.

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Dad, can I have a sleepover tomorrow?

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Somebody wants to sleep over? Here?

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That's fantastic!

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Who?

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Chad from my class.

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Oh, geez, Dewey, I don't think
that's a good idea. That kid is really...

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He's fine.

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He's just a little strange.

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Nothing to be scared of.

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Well, it's not anything to
be taken lightly, either.

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That boy has a lot of serious issues.
I don't think you know what you're getting into.

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Yes, I do.

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I also know people treat him
like a freak for no reason.

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Even his parents have given up on him.

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They're just looking for an excuse
to have him institutionalized.

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This is supposed to be convincing me?

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Dad, I want to prove that he can do normal
stuff like a normal kid and have a normal life.

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No means no, Dewey.

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No doesn't always mean no.

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This isn't "PG-movie" no,
this is "speargun" no.

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Dad, listen.

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I never ask for anything,

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but I'm asking you to do this for me.

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It's important.

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I'm sorry, Dewey, but I know a little
bit more about this than you do.

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And you ask for things all the time.

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So where'd you go today?

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Oh, man, it was fantastic.

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Went down o the pet store,

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fed a bunch of the pets to the other pets,

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ended up at the supermarket, where I squeezed all the
Wonder Bread into balls till the manager threw me out.

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I left a little present in his convertible.

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Well, it was somebody's convertible.

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You couldn't have bothered
to tell me about Ditch Day?

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There was a ditch day?!

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Yeah, today.

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No one told me.

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Why didn't they tell me?

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Because no one likes us, Reese.

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No one.

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Everybody else was told about it.

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Even that slow kid who ate
cat litter for a dollar.

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Ducky?

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How did Ducky get so popular?

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It's not that he's popular,

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it's that we're unpopular.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm as unpopular as you.

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Guess who's getting a treat?

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That's right, it's you, Mr. Boy.

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In this house, whenever anybody is good for three whole days
in a row, they get one of Mama's extra special fruit smoothies.

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I have never made one before.

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Oh, this is outrageous!

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What's the matter?

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The blender is broken. There's no excuse for this!

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Honey, we have had it since before Dewey was born.

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I don't care. They said a lifetime guarantee.

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A lifetime is not ten or eleven years.

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Hal, if they want to say a ten or
eleven-year guarantee, that's fine.

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I'll make my blender-buying decisions
accordingly, but they said "lifetime."

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I'm getting my money back or a
blender of equal or greater value.

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How are you going to find the
warranty from ten years ago?

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I'm sure it's with the rest
of the papers in the garage.

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Honey, you'll never find it out there.
What did this cost, $19?

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That's what they want you to say!

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That's why they don't charge more!
That's how they get you!

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You expecting somebody?

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Uh, yeah, it's Chad. He's sleeping over tonight.

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Dewey's having a sleepover?

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Yeah, we didn't have any plans.
I thought it would be nice.

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Dewey, your friend's here!

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Hold on.

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I told you no, and you went behind my back and
tricked your mother into letting you have this sleepover?

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I just told her it'd be a nice thing to do for a
kid who doesn't have many nice things in his life.

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If you call that a trick, then yeah.

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You don't have to freak out.
I know how to handle Chad.

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You can't believe everything you
read in the special needs bulletin.

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They only say that stuff to get extra funding.

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That is not the point!

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Dewey, I made myself very clear. I told you no,

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and you snuck around my back to you
mother as if nothing I said had any impact...

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Hello, there!

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You must be Chad's parents.

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- Yes. I'm Lloyd.
- Lloyd.

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- And this is Evelyn.
- Evelyn.

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And this...

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- God, where did he go?!
- I watched him from the car to the door.

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Do I have to do everything?!

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Excuse me.

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Thank you for inviting me.

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Hi, Chad.

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Hey, Dewey.

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We want to thank you for doing this.

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I think it's wonderful the boys are getting together.

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Big books go on the bottom shelf.

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What did we tell you about
touching their things?!

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Are you trying to prove that
you can't go out in public?!

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This is your last chance,
do you understand me, buddy?!

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- This is your last chance!
- Lloyd, do something!

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You do something! The gene was on your egg.

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Oh, yeah, it's completely my fault.
Now can we go to dinner?

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At bedtime,

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these straps are for his arms,

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and these are for his legs.

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If you wind up needing to use the harness, make sure he doesn't
take a big breath in when you're fastening the buckles,

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otherwise, he can wriggle out
and the whole thing is useless.

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Completely useless.

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Say good-bye to your parents, Chad.

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Good-bye.

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Here's a list of emergency numbers.

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Don't try 911.

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They're not qualified.

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Maybe they meant to tell us.

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They just forgot.

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They didn't forget.

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How could the whole school snub us like this?

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Don't they realize how much this hurts?

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They don't care.

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There are people in this world
that are just plain evil.

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And every single person at that
school is one of those people.

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No,

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we can't do this.

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We can't keep blaming everybody else
whenever something like this happens.

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It can't be an accident that you
and I alienate so many people.

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We're never going to make our lives better
if we keep pretending they are the problem.

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Then what do we do?

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Well,

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I mean, if we really want to figure this out,

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maybe we need to look at ourselves honestly.

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You're right.

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What's wrong with us?

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Well, some parts are easy.

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- I mean, you're a ruthlessly brutal thug.
- I have my moods.

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And look how it was my first
impulse to criticize you.

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It just shows what a pompous ass I am.

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I do seem to cause a lot of needless suffering.

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I usually assume that people are my enemy.

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I have this need to show off.

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It's not enough that I know more than everyone.

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I have to make sure they know I know more.

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Why do I do that?

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Don't ask me. I know less than everyone.

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When I walk into a room, it seems like everybody's
talking about things that I could never understand.

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And when they laugh, I'm always
sure that they're laughing at me.

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Maybe we're both afraid.

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We're afraid people won't like us.

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That's why I show off how smart
I am and that's why you hit people.

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We're scared of being rejected,

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so we act in a way that pushes people away.

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Oh, man.

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It's the thing that we hate the most, and
yet we keep making it happen again and again.

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We're so stupid and pathetic.

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Or they're jealous!

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Yeah, totally jealous.

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I mean, they see us, and they don't
want to face that they're all jealous,

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so they make us act all angry and superior!

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They're in denial.

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I am really glad we did this.

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Rough can't go next to smooth.

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This is exactly what I talked about, Dewey.

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He's gone through practically
everything in the house.

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He taped my ties to my shirts.

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So the house gets straightened up.

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- Wouldn't that be horrible?
- Don't you trivialize this.
You're in enough trouble already.

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I'm telling you, once he settles down,
this is going to be a perfectly normal sleepover.

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- We're going to play a board game, we're going
to watch a video, we're going to have pizza...
- No pizza. I'm already defrosting hamburgers.

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But I promised Chad pizza. He really likes pizza.

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No pizza, Dewey. You are on thin ice as it is.

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From now on, you are going to do
exactly as I say. Is that understood?

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Yes, Dad, I got it.
Now can I go play with my friend?

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Where'd he go?

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You'll see a lot of this in life, Jamie. The big blender
company's don't think we're smart enough to save warranties.

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They think we run around barefoot all day picking bugs
off ourselves. Well, they are in for a big surprise.

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They design their products specifically to break
down three days after the warranties get lost.

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It's called "planned obsolescence,"

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like that deathtrap of a highchair
you keep falling over in.

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I'm their worst nightmare, Jamie;
a woman who saves everything.

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And I'm going to go through every shred of it.

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What's that, Mr. Big-Blender-Company man?

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You say I'm going to need paperwork?

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Oh, gee,

228
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I don't know if I have it. Oh, wait, I do.

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Dewey, I told you to keep Chad away from my desk.

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I just heard a whole bunch of kids from our school are going
to stay overnight at that old abandoned house on Spires Road.

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No one told me.

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Big shock.

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I say we go there tonight and
scare the crap out of them.

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- We're going to scare them for being jealous of us?
- No, we're going to scare them for being jerks.

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All right, yeah. Let's do it.

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They think they can be jerks to us?

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We'll show them what jerks are.

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- Hi. I got a half cheese, half pepperoni.
- What?

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- That little...
- Listen, I'm kind of in a hurry. It's $12.

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- Just hold on a second.
- Dewey!

241
00:13:18,738 --> 00:13:20,795
You get your butt in here right now, Mister!

242
00:13:21,541 --> 00:13:25,689
Dad, what is wrong with you? You can't go
screaming in the house when Chad's here.

243
00:13:25,757 --> 00:13:28,876
I am the parent in this house, and you do what I say!

244
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,199
Now when I tell you there is no pizza in this house,

245
00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:33,357
there's no pizza! That is the law!

246
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:37,024
Dad... Don't you "Dad" me. You already
"Dad-ed" me good with this sleepover.

247
00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:37,720
You know what?

248
00:13:38,158 --> 00:13:42,173
Sometimes if you're just being bigoted and
unreasonable, maybe I don't have to listen to you.

249
00:13:42,438 --> 00:13:43,915
You better listen to me.

250
00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:49,346
- I am your father and you will respect...
- Hey, you know what? This was supposed to go to 12336.

251
00:13:51,838 --> 00:13:53,696
I bet you feel like a jackass.

252
00:14:03,029 --> 00:14:04,158
I have something to tell you.

253
00:14:04,216 --> 00:14:05,529
Hal, it will have to wait.

254
00:14:05,936 --> 00:14:08,251
I wasted a half an hour getting Jamie to sleep.

255
00:14:08,463 --> 00:14:11,569
He kept crying because I wouldn't let him
have the antifreeze bottle in bed with him.

256
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,169
Lois, this is important.

257
00:14:13,649 --> 00:14:16,652
I was trying to spare you the embarrassment,
but you should probably know.

258
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:22,343
Dewey actually asked me first about the sleepover.
And he went to you when I said no.

259
00:14:23,044 --> 00:14:24,047
Oh, sorry.

260
00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:25,992
What do you mean, "sorry"?

261
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:30,082
Maybe you don't understand.
He went around my back to get to you.

262
00:14:30,295 --> 00:14:32,167
And this is a big upset for you?

263
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,064
For God's sake, Hal, they go behind
my back to get to you all the time.

264
00:14:35,086 --> 00:14:37,729
That is very different. You are the hard ass.

265
00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:40,854
I'm the nice, fair one. Dewey knows that.

266
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,445
Why would he betray me?

267
00:14:42,455 --> 00:14:45,177
Hal, I cannot get worked up about this right now.

268
00:14:45,686 --> 00:14:48,387
I have to find that warranty
or the blender company wins.

269
00:14:48,546 --> 00:14:49,811
Is that what you want, Hal?

270
00:14:49,842 --> 00:14:50,953
Are you on their side?

271
00:14:50,994 --> 00:14:52,665
Fine. I'll help you.

272
00:14:57,827 --> 00:14:59,988
No, Hal. I have a system.

273
00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:02,398
Anyway, it seems to be going fine.

274
00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:04,279
I haven't heard a peep out of them in hours.

275
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:09,774
Hey, Chad, I can teach you to play
Chinese checkers if you want.

276
00:15:11,627 --> 00:15:12,591
Chad!

277
00:15:12,671 --> 00:15:13,771
White on white...

278
00:15:15,222 --> 00:15:16,515
Blue on blue...

279
00:15:17,872 --> 00:15:19,080
And yellow on yellow.

280
00:15:19,082 --> 00:15:20,110
Chad, don't do this.

281
00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:22,358
If someone catches you you'll be in big trouble...

282
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:28,157
Dewey.

283
00:15:28,576 --> 00:15:29,384
Just a minute.

284
00:15:39,569 --> 00:15:40,088
Hello.

285
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:41,730
Oh, hello, Lloyd.

286
00:15:42,856 --> 00:15:44,468
No, everything's going fine with Chad.

287
00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:47,659
Well, you can bring it if you think he needs it.

288
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,702
We are going to scare the crap out of them.

289
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:53,378
You know what?

290
00:15:53,705 --> 00:15:55,905
I don't feel sorry for them. They've got it coming.

291
00:15:55,927 --> 00:15:58,551
They deserve every stained pair of
underwear they're about to get.

292
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:01,259
Hey, is my eye socket oozing enough?

293
00:16:01,338 --> 00:16:02,175
It's perfect.

294
00:16:02,697 --> 00:16:08,697
Okay, on the count of three we bust through the door. If one of them
has a heart attack, you resuscitate them and I'll scare them again.

295
00:16:09,681 --> 00:16:10,221
Ready?

296
00:16:10,858 --> 00:16:14,099
One... two... three.

297
00:16:22,757 --> 00:16:24,262
What are you guys doing?

298
00:16:25,878 --> 00:16:26,650
- Um...
- Um...

299
00:16:27,894 --> 00:16:28,984
- Uh...
- Um...

300
00:16:29,611 --> 00:16:30,594
Nothing.

301
00:16:31,146 --> 00:16:32,632
You guys trying to scare us?

302
00:16:32,786 --> 00:16:34,040
What, are you 12?

303
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,915
We weren't trying to scare you.

304
00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,014
Of course not.

305
00:16:38,305 --> 00:16:39,945
That's the opposite of what we were trying to do.

306
00:16:41,144 --> 00:16:42,263
We're meeting girls here.

307
00:16:43,981 --> 00:16:45,428
Then why are you dressed like that?

308
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,023
Because...

309
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:50,820
Um...

310
00:16:56,993 --> 00:16:57,475
Uh...

311
00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:02,745
Why don't you like us?!

312
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,128
I got to say, they had some pretty solid reasons.

313
00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:10,494
Come on, Chad.

314
00:17:10,508 --> 00:17:12,631
You have to find some way to snap out of this.

315
00:17:14,097 --> 00:17:15,389
Look, I went to bat for you.

316
00:17:15,442 --> 00:17:18,786
I've been protecting you all day,
but this is something I can't cover up.

317
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:22,201
And if your parents find out,
they're going to put you away.

318
00:17:23,324 --> 00:17:24,443
Are you listening?

319
00:17:25,236 --> 00:17:26,007
Yes.

320
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:32,515
Green goes with green, goes with green, goes with green,
goes with green, goes with green, goes with green...

321
00:17:33,684 --> 00:17:34,899
Hello, Hal.

322
00:17:34,927 --> 00:17:36,211
Evelyn, Lloyd, come on in.

323
00:17:36,919 --> 00:17:44,423
So, we were halfway through our first dinner alone in a decade, when
someone had to remind me that I didn't give Chad his good night pill.

324
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:45,178
Oh.

325
00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:48,035
Okay, well, I'll just, uh, go get him.

326
00:17:54,963 --> 00:17:58,069
This in no way justifies what you said before.

327
00:18:04,659 --> 00:18:08,151
Chad, I want to show you a little
project I've been working on.

328
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:12,746
Look at this.

329
00:18:13,721 --> 00:18:17,666
You see where I took my pen and I filled
in the letters that needed to be filled in.

330
00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:20,512
The "O's," the "A's," the "E's," the "G's."

331
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:24,184
The "Q's," the "P's," the "D's" and the "B's"?

332
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:24,653
Of course.

333
00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:25,472
That was you?

334
00:18:26,223 --> 00:18:27,844
- What about the nines?
- Yes.

335
00:18:28,268 --> 00:18:30,217
What about the circles and the percent signs?

336
00:18:30,225 --> 00:18:34,109
Absolutely. Otherwise you'll be left with
that horrible feeling of uncompleteness.

337
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:48,638
Here they are,

338
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,979
sleepover buddies.

339
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,085
Has he been okay?

340
00:18:51,101 --> 00:18:52,334
Oh, he's been fine.

341
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:55,368
And I think people prejudge Chad sometimes.

342
00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:56,190
He's a good kid.

343
00:18:58,063 --> 00:18:58,766
Open.

344
00:19:03,546 --> 00:19:04,846
I'm sorry, Dad.

345
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,473
I thought you were just being...

346
00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:10,772
I mean, I had no idea you were...

347
00:19:13,808 --> 00:19:15,371
So how crazy are you?

348
00:19:16,374 --> 00:19:19,577
Let's just say that's my third set of encyclopedias.

349
00:19:35,201 --> 00:19:37,593
If we leave right now, we can still catch the movie.

350
00:19:38,558 --> 00:19:39,484
What's this?

351
00:19:41,837 --> 00:19:42,821
The warranty?

352
00:19:43,422 --> 00:19:45,563
Hey, good for you, Chad.

353
00:19:46,759 --> 00:19:49,421
Well, I give up. I'm throwing out that blender.

354
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,138
You don't have to. Look what Chad did.

355
00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:54,481
Pictures of things belong on
the things they're pictures of.

356
00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:58,187
Check... and mate.

357
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:04,669
Dewey, what is it?

358
00:20:05,556 --> 00:20:06,231
Hal?

359
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,351
Honey... I'm sorry.

360
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,905
You were lying there asleep and
you just looked so beautiful.

361
00:20:17,226 --> 00:20:20,988
And the moment was perfect and I never wanted it to end.
And then I saw the camera, and...

362
00:20:21,306 --> 00:20:23,544
And... I'm weak, Lois.

363
00:20:23,845 --> 00:20:25,177
I'm a little man.

364
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,553
I know that I can never apologize enough and...

365
00:20:29,994 --> 00:20:32,502
I'm sure right now you don't
even want to look at me.

366
00:20:35,971 --> 00:20:36,531
Hal.

367
00:20:42,812 --> 00:20:44,289
Everyone's going to hear about this.

368
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,042
We suck.

369
00:20:46,697 --> 00:20:47,860
We totally suck.

370
00:20:48,027 --> 00:20:49,522
I hate myself so much.

371
00:20:49,744 --> 00:20:51,055
What is wrong with us?

372
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:54,867
Everyone else our age heard it "empty
house," and we heard "haunted house."

373
00:20:55,303 --> 00:20:59,180
Are we just socially stunted in
some way that makes us hopeless?

374
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,034
I think half of them were really scared.

375
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:08,237
Yeah.