Épisode L'argent ne fait pas le bonheur S07E10 - Malcolm in the Middle Saison 7

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Yeah... what are those
kids complaining about?

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Ìàëêúëì
7.10 - Ïàðèòå íà Ìàëêúëì

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Synchronisation par Max & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

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×åòèðè, òðè, äâå...

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êàôÿâî...

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ÿñíî...

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êàôÿâî îòíîâî...

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äîáðå.

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What about this watch, Dad?

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Ñàìî çà $12.99.

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That's where they get you, son.

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See, it says $12.99, but that
doesn't include the hidden costs.

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Shipping, handling, box tops...

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By the time you're through you're
paying on the high side of $15.

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I've never owned a $15 watch.

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Íî íà ìåí ìè òðÿáâà åäíî, Òàòêî!

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Son, a cork and a piece of string
make a perfectly fine sundial

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and a great conversation
piece with the ladies.

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Malcolm, aren't you having your
yearbook picture taken today?

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Äà.

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Well, don't you think it would be
nice to get a little dressed up for it?

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Çàùî? Àç íèêîãà íÿìà äà îòèäà
äà âèäÿ òåçè õîðà îòíîâî.

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They're just a bunch of shallow jerks
who don't care about anything but

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who's instant-messaging who, and who's
going to the stupid Moonlight Dance.

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A bunch of kids in formal clothes,
barefoot on the beach...

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It's just pathetic.

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And I wouldn't have gone
even if they told me about it.

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Åòî ÿ òâîÿòà óíèôîðìà, Ðèéñ.

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You're really lucky you got
your old job back again.

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Lucky? They have me on the delivery
route, hauling stuff around all day.

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At least when I worked in the slaughter
house, there were breaks every couple
of hours to find guys' fingers.

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Hey, man, is my tie straight?

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Yeah...

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Wow, everyone's taking these
yearbook pictures pretty seriously, huh?

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Are you kidding?

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This is how everyone's going to
remember us for the rest of our lives.

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Yeah, it's like a time capsule.

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I mean, our children are going to
look at these pictures years from
now to see what we used to be like.

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Isn't that right, sweetie?

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Yes... yes, it is.

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×óäåñíî.

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Next!

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Oh, another rebel, huh?

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Êàêâî?

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I get it, kid. The T-shirt, the
scowl... you're a tough guy.

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Òè ñè îïàñåí.

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I see that a lot with
you scrawny ones.

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No, that's not...

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Come on, Chachi,
let's get it over with.

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I made a mistake.
I'd like to re-sched...

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Take that, society.

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Next!

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Çäðàñòè, Äþé. Êàê áåøå â ó÷èëèùå?

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Óæàñíî!

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Àç èçòúðâàõ àâòîáóñà çà ó÷èëèùå ,çàùîòî
I didn't know what time it was,

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and then I was late for a spelling test
because I didn't know what time it was,

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and then David Klausner beat me up
because I didn't know what time it was!

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You want to know what
time it is, Dewey?

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It's half past a roof over your head,
clean clothes, and three meals a day.

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That's what time it is!

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Let me tell you something, Mom.

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The roof leaks, the clothes are
hand-me-downs, and the food stinks!

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-Room!
-Dirty.

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Òîâà å èíòåðåñíî.

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Our credit card company sent
us a collection notice and an
application for a new card.

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Îîîî, Áîæå ìîé!

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Êàêâî å òîâà?

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Òîâà å ÷åê çà
Ìàëêúëì çà $10,000!

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Êàêâî?!

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You're joking!

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No, no, no! It says it's from a
McClellan Fellowship Genius
Grant to further his education...

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No strings attached!

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I can't believe it!
This is fantastic!

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Òîâà å íåâåðîÿòíî!

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I've never seen so many zeroes on
that side of the decimal point!

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Can you imagine what
he could do with that?

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Imagine what anyone
could do with that!

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Imagine what we
could do with that.

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What are you talking about?

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Íèùî.

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All I'm saying is that we can do
a lot with this kind of money.

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-But it's not ours, Hal; it's Malcolm's.
-Of course, it's Malcolm's.

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But we have to take a moment
to think about what a teenager
is going to do with $10,000.

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Well, you know he's just going to
blow it all on Legos and penny candy.

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Besides, it's not like Dr. Braniac. He
isn't gonna get a free ride to whatever
college he wants to go to, right?

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I don't think I like
where this is going, Hal.

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Lois, all I'm thinking
about is protecting Malcolm.

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I mean, sure, he's got that brilliant mind,
but right now it is being held hostage
by gallons of crazy teenage hormones.

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All I'm saying is maybe we should
hold onto this for a little while,
before we decide what to do with it.

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Äà, íî Õåë...

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Thanks, Mom, for letting me go
to picture day dressed like this.

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You made me look
like a total jackass!

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It's not your picture;
you don't care what I look like.

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Íÿêàêâè ñúîáùåíèÿ çà ìåí?

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Íå.

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Geez, my feet are killing me.

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I told you, you gotta let the
blood drip into your shoes.

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Once it coagulates, then it's
like walking on puffy clouds.

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Look at all these people, sitting
here, just waiting for death.

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Yeah, I'd like to show those
animal rights whackos this place.

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This is exactly what would
happen to cows if it wasn't for us.

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Wait here. I'm gonna get
someone to sign for the delivery.

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Thanks for beating Hitler.

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Now we're gonna
watch something else.

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Áëàãîäàðÿ òè.

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This is pretty sweet.

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Man, it's true what they say
old age is wasted on the old.

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Hal, there's nobody home.

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We can't be too careful.

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Meet me at the clothesline!

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Âèæäàø ëè, Õåë?
Òè çíàåø , ÷å òîâà å ãðåøíî.

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You're acting like you
have something to hide!

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What are you talking about?
Òîâà å ìíîãî õóáàâ äåí.

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Since when is it a crime
to get some fresh air?

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No, I thought about it,
and it is just wrong.

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Íèå òðÿáâà äà âúðíåì òåçè
ïàðè îáðàòíî íà Ìàëêúëì.

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Besides, the check is made out to him.
The bank probably wouldn't even...

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Put that away!

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Íå, èç÷àêàé, ïîãëåäíè ìå îòíîâî!

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Îîîî, Áîæå ãîñïîäè.

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No, we're not going to do this.

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Honey, you are looking
at this all wrong.

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We will pay him back.

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We are like a bank.

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And banks don't give you back the
same exact money that you gave them.

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They use it, and then pay you back
with different money later on.

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It's what makes our economy
the envy of the world.

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I don't know.
It just seems wrong.

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Look at it as a
forced savings plan.

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We're actually
doing him a favor.

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Lois, I can honestly say that I was
not a good father to Malcolm until
I forged his signature on that check.

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And we're going to
pay him back, right?

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Absolutely every cent we spend.

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Plus interest.

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With no hidden handling fees.

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Îêåé.

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Äîáðå.

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Honey, we have absolutely
nothing to be ashamed of here.

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Îêåé, âúðíå ñå
â êúùè.

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I'll follow in 30 seconds.

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Go on!

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Äîáðå. Ñëåäâàùèÿ!

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Sorry, pal,
you had your chance.

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Íå! You have to take
my picture again!

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Ìîëÿ!

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I thought I didn't care what
people think of me, but I do.

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I really do!

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Look, kid, I'm making 20 cents a head,
and re-shoots come out of my pocket.

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That adds up to "I
don't give a crap."

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Don't blame me that you're a no-talent
clown who couldn't even cut it at Sears!

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I'm not going anywhere
until you take my picture!

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Fine.

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Äà òðúãâàìå.

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Let's just get rid of
some of that shine.

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What did you do?!

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I look terrible!

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It looks pretty good to me.

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But that's just one
clown's opinion. Next!

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Aren't you the
meat delivery guy?

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What the hell are
you doing here?

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I, um...

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He's my grandson.

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He's here visiting me.

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Hi, Grandma.

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It's great to see you.

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You can drop the act, kid.

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I haven't lost my marbles.

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I just like seeing someone
have some fun around here.

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Clothesline.

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I got an estimate
for the new pipes!

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Think of it, Hal clean
water, on demand,

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the decision of hot or cold
water entirely up to us!

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Yes, well, we could spend the
money on new pipes, or we
could put a down payment on her.

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-Where did you get this?
-At the boat show.

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Boat show?

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Lois, I was on my way to work, when all
of a sudden I see this giant billboard
for the boat show, only 60 miles away!

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Now I'm not saying there's
an invisible hand guiding our
lives, but what are the odds?

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We're not wasting
the money on a boat.

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It's not wasting,
it's investing!

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A boat is a money-maker, Lois.

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Do you know how many opportunities
we have missed out on because we
weren't traveling in the right circles?

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Where are all the
connections being made,

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the elbows being rubbed,
the deals going down?

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-The yacht club!
-Forget it!

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We're not spending
Malcolm's money on a boat.

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That's final!

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Lois...

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You're looking at
this the wrong way.

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It's not Malcolm's
money anymore.

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Until we pay him
back, it's ours.

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All right, maybe I was reaching
too far with the big one, but
just take a look at these...

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Huh?

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You can choose the Wave
Skimmer or the Weekender.

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What do you think?

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I like this one.

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Unbelievable!

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You know what's going on, Mom?
How could he do this to me?!

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Malcolm, I know it looks bad,
but let me explain!

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Don't try and stick
up for him, Mom.

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Oh, Malcolm, I know he's
not perfect, but I love him.

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You love my yearbook
photographer?

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Äà.

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Well... maybe love is too strong a
word for it, but he does great work.

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The guy's hired to take
good yearbook pictures!

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Now my grandchildren are gonna
look at my photo in 50 years and
think that their grandfather was a dork!

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Well, then I'm going to have to
rethink my feelings for him.

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Çäðàñòè?

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Uh, yes.

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'Ello, Guv'nor.

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Ìàéêà òè â êúùè ëè ñè å?

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Òîâà å òàòêî.

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Õåë?

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Clothesline.

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Êàêâî ïðàâè òîé òóê?

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Òîé å âúòðå.

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Êàêâî?!

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-How did...
-He just is!

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Look, it's isn't important
how it happened. Let's just
move on with this, okay?

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Look, Dewey, you understand
we're not stealing this money.

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Every cent is going back
to Malcolm. We're a bank.

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Yeah, well, this bank is
getting a Rolex. A big one.

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That money is going towards
new pipes for the house!

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She can spend her share
any way she wants.

225
00:12:29,771 --> 00:12:32,066
And I'm spending my
share on a Rolex.

226
00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:33,316
I think I've earned it.

227
00:12:33,346 --> 00:12:35,112
There are no shares!
Listen to me!

228
00:12:35,449 --> 00:12:37,199
We are not splitting
up that money!

229
00:12:37,352 --> 00:12:38,401
Who put you in charge?

230
00:12:38,431 --> 00:12:40,218
Yeah, who put you
in charge? Let's vote.

231
00:12:40,248 --> 00:12:41,554
There will be no voting!

232
00:12:41,675 --> 00:12:42,775
I vote there's voting.

233
00:12:42,848 --> 00:12:43,415
Me, too.

234
00:12:44,899 --> 00:12:46,763
-I'm going to get the money.
-It's not there anymore.

235
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:47,405
Àç ãè ïðåìåñòèõ.

236
00:12:47,702 --> 00:12:48,543
Àç çíàì.

237
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,424
Àç ãè ïðåìåñòèõ
îò êúäåòî òè ãè áåøå ïðåìåñòèëà.

238
00:12:50,454 --> 00:12:51,504
È àç ãè ïðåìåñòèõ îòíîâî.

239
00:12:51,696 --> 00:12:52,013
Êàêâî?

240
00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:55,360
I was the one who came
up with this idea...
-The money is safe.

241
00:12:56,739 --> 00:12:57,213
Give it!

242
00:13:03,892 --> 00:13:05,153
And that...

243
00:13:06,405 --> 00:13:07,493
is the French Tuck!

244
00:13:10,587 --> 00:13:14,682
I don't know. It sounds to me like
he was asking to be beaten up.

245
00:13:14,683 --> 00:13:15,659
That's what I said!

246
00:13:16,018 --> 00:13:18,458
Just because you're a crossing
guard, you're suddenly off limits?

247
00:13:18,488 --> 00:13:19,649
"Walk, don't walk..."

248
00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:21,559
Who the hell is he
to boss me around?

249
00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:23,889
It's nice to see someone
with a little spirit.

250
00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:26,831
So many young people just
lie about the house,

251
00:13:26,832 --> 00:13:30,272
just watching their
Miami Vice and MTV's.

252
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:31,776
Pie?

253
00:13:32,317 --> 00:13:33,307
Òîâà å ÷óäåñíî.

254
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,664
I never knew old
people could be nice.

255
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:39,312
I thought you were all wrinkled
bags of skin babbling about
how stuff used to cost less.

256
00:13:39,342 --> 00:13:44,185
No, some are like that, but there's a
few of us who still have some life left.

257
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:50,510
Who's the geezer?

258
00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:51,540
Òîâà å Òåäè.

259
00:13:51,783 --> 00:13:53,012
Handsome, isn't he?

260
00:13:53,735 --> 00:13:54,813
You want me to push
you over to him?

261
00:13:54,843 --> 00:13:56,696
No, I don't think that
would be a good idea.

262
00:13:56,726 --> 00:13:59,850
See, we're not allowed to
have romances around here.

263
00:13:59,857 --> 00:14:03,923
It's as if they don't think we're
capable of having feelings anymore.

264
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,644
That is totally unfair!

265
00:14:05,981 --> 00:14:09,312
I mean, as long as the two of
you can see each other naked
and still keep your lunches down,

266
00:14:09,342 --> 00:14:12,092
you should be able to do
whatever it is you want to do.

267
00:14:15,393 --> 00:14:15,955
Áëàãîäàðÿ òè.

268
00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:20,338
Okay, I alphabetized
all the seniors' names,

269
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:22,838
helped lug your equipment for
three days from here to your shop

270
00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:24,935
and I held the lights for
those creepy photo shoots.

271
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,915
You have to take
another picture of me.

272
00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:29,773
You held up your part of the bargain,
I'll hold up mine. Sit down.

273
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:30,481
Áëàãîäàðÿ òè!

274
00:14:32,382 --> 00:14:33,391
Chin to the left...

275
00:14:34,259 --> 00:14:35,459
Square your shoulders...

276
00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:37,706
Óñìèâêà!

277
00:14:44,838 --> 00:14:45,988
What did you do to me?!

278
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:47,428
I look like a freak!

279
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,439
Kid, that's you.

280
00:14:49,746 --> 00:14:51,046
That's what you look like.

281
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,442
Àç íå èñêàì ìîèòå âíóöè
äà ìå âèæäàò òàêà!

282
00:14:53,472 --> 00:14:54,422
Òðÿáâà äà ÿ îïðàâèòå!

283
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:57,143
Put on a special filter,
or-or brighter lights...

284
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,178
Ìîëÿ ,íàïðàâåòå íåùî!

285
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,327
Ñúæàëÿâàì , õëàïå.
Òîâà å íàé-äîáðîòî,êîåòî ìîãà äà íàïðàâÿ.

286
00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:03,222
Àç ñúì ïðîñòî ôîòîãðàô,
íå ìàãüîñíèê.

287
00:15:12,988 --> 00:15:13,988
Where have you been?

288
00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:15,286
Ó÷èëèùå.

289
00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:17,210
That story better
hold up, Mister.

290
00:15:17,337 --> 00:15:19,048
Your father wants to
count the money again.

291
00:15:19,078 --> 00:15:22,278
I just think we all get along
better when we know it's all here.

292
00:15:22,448 --> 00:15:24,330
By the way, I'm going
to need some of this.

293
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,410
I got an estimate to
fix my transmission.

294
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,945
This receipt is from 1986, Hal!
I can see where you erased the date!

295
00:15:31,091 --> 00:15:31,827
Àìàòüîð.

296
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:36,206
Oh, yeah? Well, how do I know
this plumber's for real, and not
just some actor that you hired?

297
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,863
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I held auditions
while you were at work, Hal!

298
00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:39,790
I knew it!

299
00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:41,675
Listen to yourself!
You've gone insane!

300
00:15:41,705 --> 00:15:44,360
That would be pretty convenient
for you, wouldn't it?

301
00:15:44,385 --> 00:15:46,211
Well, you are not
locking me away!

302
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,402
I haven't trusted either
of you since I was six!

303
00:15:48,432 --> 00:15:50,532
All right, all right,
let's just split it.

304
00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:52,418
Three ways,
and we'll all be happy.

305
00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:54,532
I wouldn't say happy,
but it's a start.

306
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,689
Àç èìàì ïî-äîáðà èäåÿ.

307
00:15:56,657 --> 00:16:00,050
We just stop this nonsense and
give the money back to Malcolm.

308
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:01,811
Okay, you can have your pipes.

309
00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:04,125
No, Hal, this isn't
a bargaining tool.

310
00:16:04,478 --> 00:16:06,493
This money has turned
us into animals.

311
00:16:07,098 --> 00:16:10,402
I'm going down to the bank
tomorrow morning and getting
a cashier's check in Malcolm's name.

312
00:16:10,432 --> 00:16:14,582
Then the three of us can
slink away and forget that this
whole thing ever happened.

313
00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:18,771
Can't you control that woman?

314
00:16:18,994 --> 00:16:21,230
Watch your tone, young man!

315
00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:21,951
Or else what?

316
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,889
You'll just cave,
like you did with Mom.

317
00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:25,819
All right, that's it!
Go to your room!

318
00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:32,567
I think maybe we should
both go to our rooms.

319
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:34,448
Fine!

320
00:16:48,385 --> 00:16:50,414
Code blue! Code blue!

321
00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:29,102
I think some of these
are Viagra. Go for it.

322
00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:30,820
What can we do to repay you?

323
00:17:31,848 --> 00:17:33,498
Give me a five-minute head start.

324
00:17:38,571 --> 00:17:40,929
Honey, we want to apologize.

325
00:17:41,647 --> 00:17:42,191
Yeah.

326
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,140
You were right.

327
00:17:43,384 --> 00:17:44,884
We were turning into monsters.

328
00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:46,160
The bad kind.

329
00:17:46,212 --> 00:17:48,443
You're just so much
stronger than we are.

330
00:17:48,616 --> 00:17:50,248
Thank God for
your levelheadedness.

331
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,860
Thank God there was someone in this
house who was able to keep their sanity.

332
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:56,353
And you taught us a lot of
important lessons about...

333
00:17:56,383 --> 00:17:57,819
honesty and trust.

334
00:17:59,098 --> 00:17:59,831
Å...

335
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:02,629
if you'll just tell us
where you hid the money...

336
00:18:06,342 --> 00:18:08,116
I've done something very bad.

337
00:18:08,513 --> 00:18:08,914
Êàêâî?

338
00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:18,112
There was this antique store
across the street from the bank.

339
00:18:18,188 --> 00:18:20,138
And I saw this
dollhouse in the window.

340
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,893
And the next thing I knew,
I was walking out with it.

341
00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:25,673
It was like that money in my
pocket killed the old Lois

342
00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:27,758
and replaced her with
a crazy person...

343
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,800
It's okay, honey. I mean...

344
00:18:30,051 --> 00:18:34,001
So what if you spent a couple
hundred dollars on a dollhouse?
It's no big deal.

345
00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:35,924
Now where's the
rest of the money?

346
00:18:36,012 --> 00:18:36,929
There isn't any.

347
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:37,455
Êàêâî?!

348
00:18:37,904 --> 00:18:42,325
You-You spent ten thousand
dollars on a stupid dollhouse?!

349
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,389
They wanted 12.

350
00:18:43,819 --> 00:18:44,667
Íî âèæ, Õåë...

351
00:18:44,741 --> 00:18:47,951
it has a tiny little dumbwaiter,
and the lights really work.

352
00:19:04,694 --> 00:19:05,244
Çäðàñòè, Äæóäèò.

353
00:19:05,788 --> 00:19:07,256
Îîîî, çäðàâåé, Ðèéñ.

354
00:19:07,672 --> 00:19:11,579
Àç èñêàì äà òè áëàãîäàðÿ ìíîãî
çà âñè÷êî,êîåòî íàïðàâè çà ìåí.

355
00:19:11,637 --> 00:19:13,661
It felt good to do something
nice for a change.

356
00:19:13,691 --> 00:19:16,841
I'm seriously thinking about
peppering that into my repertoire.

357
00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:20,287
Are you the one who helped Judith
and Teddy get together yesterday?

358
00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:22,067
Yes, I am, and
I would do it again.

359
00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:23,540
Òâîèòå ïðàâèëà ñà ãëóïàâè.

360
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:26,212
I mean, who does it hurt to
let two old people be happy?

361
00:19:26,242 --> 00:19:27,882
You whore!

362
00:19:28,094 --> 00:19:29,713
You stole my husband!

363
00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:36,295
No, I just used him without your
permission and gave him back to you...

364
00:19:37,361 --> 00:19:40,466
Just like someone did
with my sewing machine.

365
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:42,743
Look at her.

366
00:19:43,597 --> 00:19:46,264
I couldn't say no!
How can you say no to that?

367
00:19:46,265 --> 00:19:48,565
Oh, shut up, you old fool!

368
00:19:49,027 --> 00:19:50,667
Wait! I can fix this!

369
00:19:50,997 --> 00:19:53,547
Just get back at him by
sleeping with someone else!

370
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:55,533
How about him?

371
00:19:58,034 --> 00:20:00,434
When he has his teeth in,
he's quite the looker!

372
00:20:05,259 --> 00:20:06,891
Okay, I sold my car.

373
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:11,505
Well, we'll add that to what
I got for my engagement ring
and my grandmother's pearls.

374
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:16,033
No one wanted to buy my bike,
but a bunch of kids did pay
to watch me eat a centipede.

375
00:20:17,274 --> 00:20:18,674
We're doing the right thing.

376
00:20:18,693 --> 00:20:20,007
We should all remember that.

377
00:20:20,037 --> 00:20:21,288
Quit sermonizing.

378
00:20:21,462 --> 00:20:24,112
I'll get enough of that from
the nut-jobs on the bus.

379
00:20:28,372 --> 00:20:29,654
You guys aren't
gonna believe it!

380
00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:34,055
Àç ñúì ïîëî÷èë îò Ìàêëèéí
$3,857!

381
00:20:34,781 --> 00:20:36,153
Òîâà å ÷óäåñíî, Ìàëêúëì!

382
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:37,585
Ïîçäðàâëåíèÿ, ñèíå.

383
00:20:37,798 --> 00:20:39,728
Äà, ïîçäðàâëåíèÿ.

384
00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:41,546
This couldn't have
come at a better time!

385
00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:43,626
I know exactly what
I'm gonna do with it!

386
00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:46,320
*Beverly Hills*

387
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:50,087
*That's where I want to play*

388
00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:55,042
*Living in Beverly Hills*

389
00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:01,815
Let's see them call
me a dork now.