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#618 : Quelle horreur !

 

Loïs est inquiète à propos d'Ida qui se conduit étrangement. Elle part la retrouver pour s'apercevoir que sa mère participe à une fête folklorique d'Europe de l'Est. Malcolm provoque la surdité temporaire de Dewey. Reese passe son temps à regarder des films d'horreur avec son père mais Hal n'ose pas lui dire que ces films le terrorisent...

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4.33 - 3 votes

Titre VO
Ida's Dance

Titre VF
Quelle horreur !

Première diffusion
17.04.2005

Première diffusion en France
14.03.2006

Photos promo

Loïs et sa mère dansent.

Loïs et sa mère dansent.

Loïs s'éclate.

Loïs s'éclate.

Plus de détails

Lois participe à un concours culturel organisé par sa mère. Cependant, elle éprouve de la peine à trouver ses marques et à s'acclimater. Tout ce qu'elle réussit à faire, c'est de se laisser marcher sur les pieds, ce qui équivaut à un règlement de comptes.

 

Malcolm obtient pour la première fois une mauvaise note, en musique. Comme Dewey est plutôt calé dans ce domaine, il accepte à contrecœur de l'aider mais échoue. Malcolm est presque victime d'une farce de Dewey qui les rend sourds tous les deux, ce qui empêche Hal d'être secouru quand une armoire lui tombe dessus.

 

Reese, lui, trouve une passion commune avec son père : Regarder des films d'horreur, ce que Hal déteste. Pour ne pas lui faire de peine, Hal ne dit rien mais Reese admet qu'il comprend, car étant jeune, il ne supportait pas qu'Hal l'incite à des activités sportives.

 

Finalement, Malcolm et Dewey parviennent à retrouver leur audition.

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1
00:00:02,624 --> 00:00:04,553
NOTICE OF SUSPENSION

2
00:00:15,490 --> 00:00:16,686
Here you go, Jamie.

3
00:00:21,143 --> 00:00:21,962
What are you doing?

4
00:00:21,992 --> 00:00:23,742
Mom's been going
through the trash.

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00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:30,800
Malcolm in the Middle - 6.18 - Ida's Dance

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00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:37,800
Synchronisation par Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

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00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:44,800
Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

8
00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:02,113
Check it out.

9
00:01:02,606 --> 00:01:04,163
This is my homework.

10
00:01:04,566 --> 00:01:09,698
I've spent every night this year
cramming my skull full of integral
calculus and conversational Latin.

11
00:01:09,774 --> 00:01:12,227
I just needed one class that
wasn't going to kill me.

12
00:01:12,257 --> 00:01:15,518
And then I saw it...
Music Appreciation.

13
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It's an actual class.

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All I have to do is listen to a CD
and write down how it makes me feel.

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It's such an easy "A."

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No matter how easy an "A" is,
a "D" is always easier, Malcolm.

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Not in this class. I better get
started on my homework.

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"F"!

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I can't believe that goateed
moron gave me an "F."

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"You obviously didn't
even listen to the piece."

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I listened to it. You saw me.

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You know, with the right kind of pen,
you can turn that "F" into a "P."

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Mom? Finally!

24
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Where have you been?

25
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I've been calling for weeks.
I must have left ten messages.

26
00:02:01,292 --> 00:02:03,094
What on Earth is
going on up there?

27
00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:04,153
I'm busy.

28
00:02:05,073 --> 00:02:09,523
Gorga, Ludwina and Marica need me
to help make pickles for the festival.

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00:02:09,558 --> 00:02:12,705
Mom, what are you talking
about? Gorga? Marica?

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Marica's Ludwina's cousin.

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She married the sailor
with the milky eye.

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And she knows the curse
to give you warts.

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-You're not making any sense.
-I have to go. They're calling me.

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Oh, my God, Hal. She's lost
her mind. She thinks she's
back in her old village.

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I have to go up there.

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Why?

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Hal, she has one leg, she's demented.
She could wander out onto a freeway.

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I thought we agreed we'd
take no extraordinary
measures to prolong her life.

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Fine.

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There we go.

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If Mommy asks, you got a bath.

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-Did you get it?
-Oh, yeah.

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Exhumed Maniac.

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The guy at the video store said it even
creeped him out, and he's an albino.

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Oh, I love scary movies.

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There's nothing so primal as
a man coming face-to-face
with what really terrifies him.

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We'll keep this a secret
from your mother.

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Got it.

49
00:03:01,562 --> 00:03:03,877
There's commercials
she won't let me watch.

50
00:03:03,911 --> 00:03:06,911
Well, she's gone for five days,
we can have a film festival.

51
00:03:07,685 --> 00:03:11,534
Now, the thing about horror
films is that it's always what
they don't show that's scary,

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because nothing on the screen
can ever be as truly frightening
as what we imagin...

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00:03:22,356 --> 00:03:24,447
I'm glad they shoved that
guy's skin down his throat.

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I didn't think he'd
ever stop screaming.

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I have a favor to ask.

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I'm taking Music Appreciation,
but I'm not doing so well.

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I have to get an
"A" in this class.

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I know you know about this stuff, so
I'm willing to pay you ten bucks an hour
to teach me until I get it right, okay?

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"The Adagio for Organ and
Strings" makes you happy?

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Are you going to
help me or not?

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So let me get this straight.

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You, the brilliant genius Malcolm,
are coming to me, your little brother,
for help on your homework?

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Yes, Dewey, that's right.

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00:04:01,127 --> 00:04:03,092
So you're a total
idiot at music?

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Yes, Dewey, it seems that way.

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That's probably why you're
such a drag to be around.

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Yes, Dewey, that's probably why
I'm such a drag to be around.

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Interesting.

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00:04:16,002 --> 00:04:18,010
And that must be why
you're hitting yourself.

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Is this gonna take long?

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Depends how fast you obey.

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And that must be why
you're hitting yourself.

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Mom.

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Oh, thank God you're all right.

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What are you doing here?

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Mrs. Kucheck next door told
me you were down here.

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She also said to stop
stealing her newspaper.

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I told her she's free
to fight me for it.

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You didn't return my
calls for two weeks.

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-I was worried.
-Oh, yes, so worried.

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You get the earrings, Susan gets
the bracelet. Now go home.

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Mother...

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-What is this place?
-It's wonderful.

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It's like being back in the village.
Everyone here is from the old country.

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They got the right
kind of pickles.

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They know the old songs. After
50 years in this stink-hole of a
country, I finally feel like I fit in.

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Wow, I felt surrounded when
there was just one of you.

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You going to introduce her to us or
make us wait around like a pack of pigs?

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Pack of pigs wouldn't leave
their nail clippings on the floor
for other people to step on.

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This is my daughter, Lois.

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Gorga.

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Ludwina.

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Big Kathy. Little Kathy.

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Marica. Floransa.

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Anca. And Mushka.

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Is this the fat daughter
or the one who drinks?

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This is the one with the half-wit
factory between her legs.

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Well, I don't know what to say.
I planned on two days to get
you into an old folks home,

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two days to fight the court challenge,
then I'd fly back on Sunday.

100
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Now I'm stuck here...
it's $300 just to change my ticket.

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Good. You'll be here for
the festival Saturday.

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What festival?

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You stop it.

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You know it's
Saint Grotus's Day.

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Oh, my God. Saint Grotus's Day?
That's still around?

106
00:06:01,331 --> 00:06:05,942
It is. And we haven't turned our
church into a Burger King either.

107
00:06:05,958 --> 00:06:07,183
She's being modest.

108
00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:11,698
She was a terrific Grotus Day
dancer. Made your children
look like poisoned sheep.

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Best girl between the
vlatnis in 15 counties!

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Not the vlatnis.

111
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God, I hated that
awful vlatny dance.

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You loved it. She begged to go.

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She dragged me seven blocks
by my pigtails to some stinking
butcher shop full of drunk uncles.

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I couldn't even see my feet through
the flies and the cigarette smoke.

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When I was 16, I worked up the
nerve to tell her I wanted to quit. She
fed me nothing but bark for a week.

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It's her stupid idea of a joke.

117
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You're not around fancy big-shots
with all their teeth, sipping wine.

118
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These are real people. You will not
embarrass me in front of my friends by spitting
on who you are and where you come from.

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Fine.

120
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Oh. Boshnik bread.

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I haven't had this in years.

122
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Does it work or just cram
its face with bread?

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She works.

124
00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:03,507
And not on her back like
your slut daughter.

125
00:07:03,609 --> 00:07:07,062
Can she make a Saint
Grotus's Day tart?

126
00:07:07,087 --> 00:07:11,511
I'd have left her in the forest with her
hand nailed to a stump if she didn't.

127
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You will make the
tart this year.

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The tart? By myself?
That thing is gigantic.

129
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Yes, let Ida's daughter rest.

130
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The old ladies with arthritis
can make the Saint his tart.

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Ida's daughter can sit on her
gigantic ass all day and eat bread.

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Jelly, dear?

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Fine.

134
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I'm here for five days. I was
expecting to be miserable anyway.

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I'll make the tart.

136
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We got it started for you.

137
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No! Not my eyes!

138
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Not my baby's eyes, too!

139
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Hey, Dad.

140
00:08:00,568 --> 00:08:01,468
What do you want?!

141
00:08:03,615 --> 00:08:06,415
I wanted to trade my Fruit
Roll-Up for a strawberry one?

142
00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,522
Sorry, son. Of course you can.

143
00:08:10,662 --> 00:08:13,068
But ask for it like a man.
Don't go creeping around the kitchen.

144
00:08:13,098 --> 00:08:15,148
I'll just come back later.
You seem busy.

145
00:08:17,303 --> 00:08:17,753
Hey, Dad.

146
00:08:17,948 --> 00:08:19,248
Check out tonight's movie.

147
00:08:19,942 --> 00:08:21,890
They Peeled My Face.

148
00:08:21,981 --> 00:08:24,431
The director went to jail
for using real corpses.

149
00:08:24,762 --> 00:08:27,424
Listen, Reese, I wanted to
talk about movie night.

150
00:08:27,523 --> 00:08:27,973
Really?

151
00:08:28,895 --> 00:08:31,667
I wasn't going to say anything 'cause
it's so gay to talk about feelings,

152
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but I used to feel bad that we
don't spend any time together.

153
00:08:35,411 --> 00:08:40,459
And now I find out that the one thing
I like the most, that everyone else
thinks is creepy, my dad likes it, too.

154
00:08:40,489 --> 00:08:42,920
-How great is that?
-Really great.

155
00:08:58,319 --> 00:09:02,095
Does it have to be so hot?
It's, like, 95 degrees in here.

156
00:09:02,114 --> 00:09:08,547
Yes, we'll turn on the air-conditioning
and let the tart collapse so
you can live like a movie star.

157
00:09:08,597 --> 00:09:10,976
-Let's see how you did.
-No, it's not done yet.

158
00:09:11,311 --> 00:09:16,061
I was nine hours into it when you
made me start over because the
almonds weren't facing Vadutz.

159
00:09:16,955 --> 00:09:19,849
You made vomit.

160
00:09:20,592 --> 00:09:27,873
The Saint killed our enemies, then went to hell
to ask Jesus to increase the severity of their
punishment, and you reward him with vomit?

161
00:09:27,891 --> 00:09:32,737
You might as well wipe yourself with
the beard of the Most Holy Patriarch.

162
00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,905
Why is my tart vomit?

163
00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:37,160
Stop your temper tantrum!

164
00:09:37,257 --> 00:09:41,290
Look here. The 15th
layer... you put apricots.

165
00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:42,472
Is that correct?

166
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:49,454
The Saint didn't slaughter the
peacemakers on the 15th. He waited
till the 16th when they trusted him.

167
00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:53,297
This thing has, like, 35 layers.
Who's gonna know where the apricots are?

168
00:09:53,341 --> 00:09:56,796
So if you steal and no one
knows, that makes it okay?

169
00:09:56,857 --> 00:10:00,177
I taught her better than that,
till my arm was going to fall off.

170
00:10:00,194 --> 00:10:01,560
She has to start over.

171
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,332
What?

172
00:10:02,406 --> 00:10:03,795
This is ridiculous.

173
00:10:06,129 --> 00:10:08,845
Don't blame yourself, Ida.

174
00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,383
She was born rotten.

175
00:10:10,674 --> 00:10:13,502
That's why the goat
refused to breast-feed her.

176
00:10:16,423 --> 00:10:20,000
Can I at least have a rag to
tie around my head to keep
the sweat out of my eyes?

177
00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:22,485
Yes, Your Majesty.

178
00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,209
We have to start from
the very begining.

179
00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:29,402
What do you feel ?

180
00:10:29,725 --> 00:10:31,223
I don't feel anything.

181
00:10:31,635 --> 00:10:33,485
It's just dinging,
and it's annoying.

182
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,107
What the hell is
wrong with you?

183
00:10:35,147 --> 00:10:36,884
Babies understand this music.

184
00:10:37,969 --> 00:10:40,881
I'll tell you what's wrong with me.
You're teaching me bad on purpose.

185
00:10:40,911 --> 00:10:43,336
Great. Now you're
stupid and crazy.

186
00:10:43,581 --> 00:10:44,106
Am I?

187
00:10:44,263 --> 00:10:47,593
I asked to learn the one thing that
makes you special, your stupid music,

188
00:10:47,623 --> 00:10:49,204
but you can't stand that, can you?

189
00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:50,969
You've been sabotaging
me from day one.

190
00:10:50,999 --> 00:10:51,938
That's it. I quit.

191
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,276
You can't.

192
00:10:53,605 --> 00:10:55,592
-You made a promise.
-I did not.

193
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,878
We tried everything
and you're an idiot.

194
00:10:59,089 --> 00:11:00,768
You are not walking
away from this, Dewey.

195
00:11:00,798 --> 00:11:02,115
You're going to
help me beat this.

196
00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:03,027
I don't care.

197
00:11:03,154 --> 00:11:04,004
Fail your course.

198
00:11:04,239 --> 00:11:05,801
I dropped that class last week.

199
00:11:06,978 --> 00:11:08,608
Then why are you bothering me?

200
00:11:08,663 --> 00:11:11,290
Because you know music and
I don't and that's not fair.

201
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,603
It's totally fair.

202
00:11:12,768 --> 00:11:17,070
You just hate that you don't
get to be better than everybody
at everything all the time.

203
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,377
Music's my only thing.
And you know what?

204
00:11:19,518 --> 00:11:25,187
It's greater than everything you
have put together, because it's
about beauty and love and feeling,

205
00:11:25,335 --> 00:11:29,684
and not about proving what
a creepy little genius you are
to everybody, so excuse me.

206
00:11:30,359 --> 00:11:32,127
I'm going to appreciate music.

207
00:11:32,721 --> 00:11:35,769
It's all the sweeter
because I know you can't.

208
00:11:40,105 --> 00:11:42,440
Oh, my God. Dewey.
Are you okay?

209
00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:44,735
I'm sorry.

210
00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:50,276
I'm deaf. I'm deaf.

211
00:11:51,614 --> 00:11:52,598
Oh, my God.

212
00:11:53,939 --> 00:11:55,989
-Mom's gonna kill us!
-Shut up. Calm down.

213
00:11:56,042 --> 00:11:57,416
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

214
00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:59,368
Your hearing will probably
come back in a while.

215
00:11:59,398 --> 00:12:01,298
Please, just don't
say anything, okay?

216
00:12:01,324 --> 00:12:02,743
Let's just keep this
quiet for a while.

217
00:12:02,773 --> 00:12:03,893
Do you understand?

218
00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:08,205
Does a punch mean yes?

219
00:12:10,347 --> 00:12:10,919
Good.

220
00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:16,653
Well, I finished.

221
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,243
I almost gave up when I
thought I burned the prunes.

222
00:12:19,273 --> 00:12:21,830
But then I fell into this rhythm,
and I just lost track of time.

223
00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,954
The next thing you know, it's done.

224
00:12:24,451 --> 00:12:25,733
And it came out perfect.

225
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:28,385
It was a lot of work,
but you know something?

226
00:12:29,105 --> 00:12:29,957
It feels good.

227
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:34,785
What's that?

228
00:12:35,106 --> 00:12:36,240
That's the real tart.

229
00:12:36,985 --> 00:12:38,272
You kept screwing up.

230
00:12:38,548 --> 00:12:42,601
We just knew it would be easier for
everyone if we just made it ourselves.

231
00:12:43,148 --> 00:12:44,559
But I worked for days!

232
00:12:45,053 --> 00:12:45,845
I'm sorry.

233
00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:52,570
I know you'd rather be at the
disco shaking your backside
at a bunch of drug addicts.

234
00:12:53,258 --> 00:12:57,228
You like St. Grotus's Day?!

235
00:12:57,851 --> 00:12:58,192
Huh?!

236
00:12:58,848 --> 00:12:59,648
You like tarts?!

237
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,182
Well, what are we waiting for?

238
00:13:02,711 --> 00:13:04,485
Let's celebrate!

239
00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:43,435
Well, maybe next time you'll
think better before criticizing
other people's desserts.

240
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:46,841
What are you doing?

241
00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:56,723
Oh, Malcolm.

242
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:58,308
I didn't hear you.

243
00:13:59,052 --> 00:13:59,978
I wonder why.

244
00:14:00,953 --> 00:14:02,253
Why don't you have a seat?

245
00:14:05,614 --> 00:14:09,264
Now I know some people say an eye for
an eye makes the whole world blind.

246
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:12,526
But I think it's simple fairness.

247
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,473
I don't know what you're talking
about. Just say what you mean.

248
00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:17,594
You seem confused.

249
00:14:17,704 --> 00:14:17,836
You want me to help you?

250
00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:19,774
Well, let's see if I can
make it loud and clear.

251
00:14:19,804 --> 00:14:20,870
I can't do it.

252
00:14:30,442 --> 00:14:33,237
I guess I'm just a better
person than you are.

253
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:46,693
You know, there's some diabetes medicine
in the fridge you may want to destroy.

254
00:14:46,723 --> 00:14:49,173
I am not going to be the
bad guy in this, Mother.

255
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,506
I just want to understand
my daughter's behavior.

256
00:14:51,536 --> 00:14:53,381
Why are you so frustrated?

257
00:14:53,523 --> 00:14:57,102
Is your husband failing to
perform his shameful duty?

258
00:14:57,207 --> 00:14:58,888
Mother, just shut up,
and leave me alone.

259
00:14:58,918 --> 00:15:06,671
After all the Saint did for us, all the
enemy churches he burned, why
would you destroy his holy cookie?

260
00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:08,133
It doesn't even taste good.

261
00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:11,538
It's not supposed to taste good.
It's supposed to be hard to make.

262
00:15:11,568 --> 00:15:11,637
I can't believe you would humiliate
me in front of my friends!

263
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,947
Friends?

264
00:15:15,654 --> 00:15:18,304
Those women are monsters.
They treat me like garbage.

265
00:15:18,362 --> 00:15:19,812
How can they be your friends?

266
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,916
I need some people
I can talk to, Lois!

267
00:15:21,946 --> 00:15:23,246
Well, you used to need me!

268
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:27,127
I'm going.

269
00:15:30,281 --> 00:15:34,980
All right. So now we're both deaf,

270
00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:36,236
but that's okay.

271
00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:40,928
We've had a while to practice
now and we're pretty confident
we can hide it from Dad!

272
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,832
Boys, listen, I'm going to grab the TV
and hide it till your mother gets back.

273
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:48,923
I'm going to tell Reese that
it was stolen by junkies,
desperate for a quick fix.

274
00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:51,931
If he ever suspects, you
didn't hear it from me. Oh!

275
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,295
Hey, Dad.

276
00:15:56,942 --> 00:16:00,629
The guy at the video store finally
admitted they have a secret
room behind the snuff films.

277
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,109
I'm going to go check it out.

278
00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:03,823
Sounds like a plan.

279
00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:08,112
Boys... give me a hand here.

280
00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:11,623
Boys, help!

281
00:16:15,664 --> 00:16:16,057
Boys!

282
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:18,956
Help... me!

283
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:26,701
For God sakes,
what's wrong with you?!

284
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,757
Save your father's eyes!

285
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,217
This makes up for everything.

286
00:16:44,423 --> 00:16:47,250
Is that supposed to impress me?

287
00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:51,342
Mother, I swear to God
I almost quit twice between
the first and the second corset.

288
00:16:51,372 --> 00:16:53,215
-I'm this close to...
-All right.

289
00:16:53,936 --> 00:16:57,467
You want to dance... we dance.

290
00:17:00,207 --> 00:17:01,012
What are you doing?

291
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,542
I'm not dancing in this thing.

292
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,105
It just gets in the way.

293
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,850
Begin we now the wushny sabor!

294
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:15,642
The dance where mistakes
are long remembered.

295
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,091
More drinking!

296
00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:30,270
Noroc!

297
00:18:32,921 --> 00:18:33,621
Noroc, Mother.

298
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,152
Noroc.

299
00:18:38,611 --> 00:18:39,605
The lato vlatnis.

300
00:18:40,978 --> 00:18:42,444
Hard as a Cossack's heart.

301
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,208
Sharp as a raven's beak.

302
00:18:49,175 --> 00:18:51,011
Oh, crap. I hate the knives.

303
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,278
You think your dad getting
killed by a TV set is funny?!

304
00:18:58,724 --> 00:18:59,933
I'll tell you what's funny!

305
00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:02,124
Being grounded for the
rest of your lives!

306
00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:05,840
After about an hour, he managed to
spit a piece of glass into my lap.

307
00:19:06,239 --> 00:19:07,919
You got to admire that
kind of perseverance.

308
00:19:07,949 --> 00:19:12,498
Your children and your
children's children will grow
up grounded in this house!

309
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:14,346
I can't hear what he's saying.

310
00:19:14,376 --> 00:19:17,873
But judging by the color of
his face, I probably shouldn't
ask for the car this weekend.

311
00:19:17,903 --> 00:19:20,153
Dad, come on.
I've got something to show you.

312
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:26,314
We'll use this system until Mom
comes home, then say it was
defective, and get a refund.

313
00:19:26,653 --> 00:19:29,197
Tonight's going to feel like we're
actually inside the guy's torso.

314
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:31,312
Son, sit down.

315
00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:34,769
Listen...

316
00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:38,533
These movies are torture for me.

317
00:19:39,924 --> 00:19:44,761
I chewed blisters into my
fingers, I can't sleep, I'm
afraid of everything. But...

318
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,185
I love you, and I love
spending time with you.

319
00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:49,299
Oh.

320
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:52,146
Like me and baseball.

321
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:53,359
What?

322
00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:59,673
Like when you were so excited to
teach me baseball when I was six, and
I couldn't tell you how totally boring it is.

323
00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:03,163
But... that look on your face
when I got you your first mitt?

324
00:20:03,193 --> 00:20:06,193
It's the same face I use when
I get underwear for Christmas.

325
00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:08,411
"Wow, it's like
you read my mind!"

326
00:20:11,615 --> 00:20:12,415
It's not so bad.

327
00:20:13,323 --> 00:20:15,273
We're both just liars
for a good cause.

328
00:20:15,286 --> 00:20:15,804
Yeah.

329
00:20:16,695 --> 00:20:18,249
Like that stupid camping trip.

330
00:20:18,895 --> 00:20:20,195
I loved that camping trip.

331
00:20:20,911 --> 00:20:21,911
That's what I meant.

332
00:20:22,442 --> 00:20:24,546
Hi, Dewey.

333
00:20:25,108 --> 00:20:25,995
Mom.

334
00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:27,211
Your voice.

335
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,144
Your beautiful voice.

336
00:20:29,805 --> 00:20:31,117
I can hear you.

337
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,383
Well, it's nice to
see you too, honey.

338
00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:42,001
Every morning those damn
birds. They can't keep...

339
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:45,011
Wait. I can hear.

340
00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:55,554
I can hear. Oh, my
God, I'm so happy.

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Steed91  (19.03.2021 à 07:16)

Reese, je ne suis pas fan du personnage, mais là, au moins, il avait un rôle intéressant, avec Hal.

Lois, n'importe quoi, vraiment la partie de l'histoire que j'ai le moins aimée, sauf quand elle détruit le gâteau.

J'aurais bien aimé une histoire avec Francis, surtout que le ranch Grotto, c'était sympa de le voir travailler là-bas.

Le fait que Malcolm et Dewey deviennent sourds tous les deux, même provisoirement, j'ai pas accroché, ils auraient mieux dû travailler l'histoire.

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