Épisode Otage, ô désespoir S06E21 - Malcolm in the Middle Saison 6

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So, if Rex Huntington is the
finest doctor in Spring Valley,

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why is he defending
Jessica in the murder trial.

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Because, before he got pushed off
that mountain and got amnesia,

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he was the finest
lawyer in Spring Valley.

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What I can't believe is Jessica is
having an affair with the judge.

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I mean, he's totally using her to get
his hands on the Farnsworth fortune.

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You can't ground me!

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That fire could have
been started by anybody!

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Why don't you ever take my side?!
You never listen anything I say!

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You know, Reese, some very manly men
watch soap operas with their mothers.

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Malcolm in the Middle
6.21 - Buseys Takes A Hostage

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Synchronisation par Ravez & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

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If you are diligent in your efforts,
you will find that our spring project

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will develop your fine motor skills
and powers of concentration.

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Also, it will teach you a vocation
that may, one day, lead you
a life of semi-independence.

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Hello, class.

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Hello, Principal Jeffers.

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You've come at
a very exciting time.

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We're about to open
a new box of key clips.

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And how are we all today, students?

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I know no one gives a crap
about the kids in this class,

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but could you get us some books
so we could actually learn something?

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The only thing we've done here for
the last ten weeks is make lanyards!

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You know what subject I hated
most when I was a kid? Math.

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Dewey, I need you to
re-sort my pills again.

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I just finished sorting them.
It took me a half hour.

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I know. But then I unsorted them so
I could see if I could sort them by myself.

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I can't.

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All right. Just don't
touch them anymore.

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I'll do it with you after school.

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Dewey, I need your help after school.

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I'm already helping Hanson.

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But I need you!

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The sidewalks told me they wouldn't
let me walk home anymore.

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Can you...?

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Okay, just wait till I'm done,
then I'll walk you home.

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But, seriously, you guys have to start
trying to do a little more for yourselves.

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Oh, that reminds me.
My uncle died,

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and my parents were wondering
if you'd explain death to me.

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Are you studying?

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Yeah. My stupid teachers wait
until the end of my senior year
to tell me I have final exams.

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In every single class!

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I've got to get serious now.

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If the finals are anything like this
practice test, it's gonna be brutal.

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It's just a bunch of
true/false questions.

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So it's a 50-50 chance.

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Do you know what the odds are
of getting one of those right?

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$23 for the neighborhood association.

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The annual meeting
is tomorrow night.

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It's been a year already?
Those people are relentless.

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You think, if we showed up once,
they'd stop inviting us?

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-That's always been the pattern.
-Hal, don't worry. You have a good excuse.

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Tomorrow you're cleaning the
dead possum out of the chimney.

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The smell has gotten so bad, I can't tell
when Jamie needs changing anymore.

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You know, if we just wait a few more
weeks, it'll disintegrate on its own.

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Tomorrow, Hal.

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I'm sick of all those crows on roof.

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Hey, Dad.

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What? Wait.
You think patriotism is a joke?!

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Representative government is an
outdated sham? I can't believe my ears!

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What are you talking about?

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What did he say?

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I can't even repeat it. I'm sorry, Lois,
but the chimney will just have to wait.

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I'm taking Malcolm to the
neighborhood association meeting.

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Let's hope seeing democracy in action
will give our little cynic a wake-up call.

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Chad, I have to finish correcting
everyone's homework.

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It's been in your mouth a half an
hour. Either spit it out or swallow it.

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Dewey?

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Oh, hey, Francis.

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You want to talk to Mom?

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No. I called to talk to you.

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Me? Really?

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Yeah. Listen. I'm up for a job as
activities director at a summer camp,

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but I have to show them what kind
of program I can put together.

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I need you to help me.

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-You want my help?
-Yeah.

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I have all these great ideas for games,
so I'm gonna come home tomorrow
so I can play them with you.

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You know, to make sure
they're fun enough.

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So how does that sound?

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Like a setup for a cruel practical joke,
but I'm willing to take the risk.

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Excuse me.

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We're here for the
homeowners meeting.

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Oh, my God! Really?

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Oh, that's fantastic!

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Jim Phipps.

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I'm the association's attorney.

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So... where is everyone?

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Well, I kind of am everyone.

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No one's ever shown up for
a homeowners meeting in 20 years.

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You're kidding. Not one person?

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Not one... not one...

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I send out 150 flyers every
year, exactly as mandated by the
developer, but nobody ever comes.

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I've tried different fonts,
I've upgraded the doughnuts,

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but people just don't
seem to be interested.

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So, every year, you rent a room,
and hold a meeting for nobody?

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Absolutely.

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My contract with the
developer is very clear.

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In exchange for a $2,000 annual retainer,
I'm to conduct annual meetings,

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take the minutes, and manage
the association's financial interests.

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Financial interest?

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Well, actually, there aren't any. I didn't
mean to come off so self-important.

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Only the homeowners can decide
where the money goes, so I've just been
putting the dues in a savings account.

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The bank gave me a toaster in 1987.
I never even opened the box.

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So, 150 homes paying 23 bucks over 20 years,
passbook interest, minus the retainer...

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Oh, my God! If my math is right,
he's sitting on at least $83,000!

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Who am I kidding?
Of course my math is right.

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You know, it sure would be nice to have
someone finally take charge of this thing.

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Would you ever consider being president
of the neighborhood association?

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I don't think so.
It sounds like... work.

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Dad, what are you talking about?

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Of course you want to be president!

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This is your chance to really do
something for the community.

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-I don't think...
-You can't turn this down.

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You've always told me that
a real citizen is willing to make
sacrifices for the greater good.

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-This doesn't sound like...
-And I took those words to heart!

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They inspired me.

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And now I have a chance to see my own
dad show me what democracy is all about.

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You can't deny me that.

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-Well...
-It's not just for me.

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It's for our family, our block,
the whole neighborhood!

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Think of all the people you could help.

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The world is waiting for you
to make it a better place!

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Well... Okay. I'll do it.

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Finally!

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This is exactly the reason
I went into zoning law.

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I don't see how this helps.

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Where's Dewey?

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When I was his age,
I was out of school hours ago.

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Doing independent study...

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at the library...

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not smoking.

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So, it's exciting about the job.

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Yeah. It's been a long hunt,
but it finally paid off.

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Don't you have to have some kind of degree
or something to work with children?

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You never think anything
I ever do is good enough!

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I happened to do very
well at that interview.

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All I have to do now is just show
them that I can put together a
good program for the summer.

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So you don't have the job.

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I have the job! What don't
you understand about that?!

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I don't know. It just sounds like
the real estate thing all over again.

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Why can't you just have
faith in me for once?!

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Gin. Want to play again?

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Sure.

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-You know who's hiring?
-I have a job!

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I am appalled.

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This completion stitch is kinked.

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Young lady, if you neglect your education,
you deny yourself the keys to success.

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Dewey, wait!

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I can't. I have to get
home to see my brother.

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But I need you to help me with
the algebra problems you gave me.

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I went over those problems 20 times!

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But my head passhrough a magnet,
and I think I forgot everything.

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I'm sorry! I can't!

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I can't do this anymore.

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I'm sorry.

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It's okay, Dewey. We understand.

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Yeah.

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Go have fun with your
brother. We'll be fine.

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Everyone turn in their assignments.

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I have to take this one home with me.
It doesn't believe that I have a cat.

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It's 3:00. It is now time
to clear your area!

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I don't think you want to do
anything physical with Chad.

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Don't test me, young man.

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I am an educator who is not
afraid to use discipline.

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All right.

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Now it's a matter for the police.

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Dewey! What do we do?

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He's not here.

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Somebody do something!

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Excuse me, Mr. Flerch?

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Well I think of the
three ideas we had,

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this was the best.

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I win!

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Good job.

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Okay, Dewey, of all the things we did today,
what seemed like it could be more fun?

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The rainbow acle course or the tickle maze
or the shower of lollipops?

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I have to tell it was all fantastic.

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It was by far the best day of my life.

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I can make you happier.

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"President, comma, Newcastle
Adjacent Neighborhood Association."

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Hal, that is so fancy.

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Feel the little duck. That's embossed.

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So. How's my little bureaucrat?

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Fantastic.

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I'm just finishing up the details
in all the neighborhood initiatives
you've been talking about.

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I was?

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Yeah. Remember you said,
"I hope I do a good job"?

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Obviously that mean
structural improvements:

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like installing lights at the basketball
court and building a skate park...

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and Friday night dance
parties with a killer DJ.

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Isn't that kind expensive?

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You have to think
of it as an investment.

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It's actually expensive not to do it.

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There's $87,000 in the account?

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Well, a lot of it gets eaten up
servicing the infrastructure.

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Like, there's no point in having
a DJ if you're not going to have
a really rock sound system.

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Why are we just give the
homeowners a refund check?

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We could.

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But we wouldn't have the money
for what you said was the most
important thing... security.

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Security is big.

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I've been racking my brain, trying find
a way to give every area equal protection.

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I wish there was some magic kind of
mobile security system that could
weave through the neighborhood.

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Like a security car?

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Dad that's brilliant!

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And then citizens from the
neighborhood could drive a car
out to make sure there's no trouble.

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I don't know.

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Purchasing a car isn't the only expense.
You got to think about storage fees...

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Wait, we could park it at our house.

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You have a real talent for this.

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Hey, it's almost lunchtime.

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Where's Flerch?

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I don't know.

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You'd think he'd be here by
now, but he definitely isn't.

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I know. I'm so fed up, I don't even
think it's worse complaining about.

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Listen, guys, I'm sorry
I blew up be here yesterday.

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I guess I just kind needed a break.

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Forget it Dewey.

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We need start doing
things on our own.

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And you know what?

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I think we're already doing things
we didn't think we were capable of.

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3,081.

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Did you pull all night?

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Yeah. Math. I kept getting confused,
so I'm making a list of all the numbers

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3,082.

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Where do they stop?

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The state-of-the-art rehearsal
studio is essentially free,

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because once the garage band makes
it big, the community gets ten
percent of the record sales.

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So it's basically the same business
model as the extreme sport camp.

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So, did you get a chance to
go through my proposal for
a girls' volleyball tournament?

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Well...

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-Jim, what are you doing here?
-I had to share this with you.

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What is it?

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I was so inspired by
what your son said,

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that I went beyond the requirements of
my retainer and wrote a new constitution
for the Neighborhood Association.

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Pro bono of course.

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It's designed, so that everyone in a comunity
will have an equal voice in all decisions.
I think it'll really get people participating.

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That sounds great, Jim. Thanks.

239
00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:12,670
No, thank you for showing up at that
meeting and making me belive again.

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What a jerk.

241
00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:19,657
What? Why?

242
00:13:19,704 --> 00:13:23,635
Coming in here with his agenda like you
are not doing fantastic job when you are.

243
00:13:23,674 --> 00:13:26,872
I think he just want the voice
of the people to be heard.

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You are the voice of the people.

245
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You are the one with the vision.

246
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You are the one with the amazing ideas
topping out of you every second.

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- Maybe not every second.
- Yes.

248
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Your brain is a factory of ideas.

249
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Please do not close the factory.

250
00:13:41,156 --> 00:13:43,019
You know, sometimes
it's feels like a factory.

251
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Of course it does. You are
the leader of this community.

252
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Everybody recognizes
it and they love for it.

253
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Well don't worry son,

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I won't let the people down.

255
00:13:54,593 --> 00:13:58,428
Okay, Dewey, I've got a pretty
good handle on these games, I
just want ask you some questions.

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Okay.

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When I was cheering encouragement at you,
did it ever make you feel scared or angry?

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What? No.

259
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Good.

260
00:14:06,181 --> 00:14:10,320
And when you lost the candy
tag, did it make you feel bad
and want to hurt yourself?

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00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:14,106
What do you talking about Francis?
This questions are weird.

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I'm just try understand better, Dewey.

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I mean, I don't know all the right
questions ask kids like you.

264
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What you mean "kids like me"?

265
00:14:22,437 --> 00:14:24,267
Well, you're in that class.

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And this is a special camp
for children with your...

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needs.

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I'm not emotionally disturbed,
what the hell is wrong with you?

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There's nothing wrong with either of us.

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I'm not in that class because I'm disturbed!
I'm in that class so I can help...

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You're a jerk!

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Okay, my games obviously
have too much sugar.

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Is everything okay?

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Yeah.

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This is my favorite time of day.

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The sun's about to come up and
my mean voice is still asleep.

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I hate walking to school in the dark.

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00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:12,033
I have to run past people's houses
so I don't catch their nightmares.

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00:15:12,105 --> 00:15:13,610
We have to tell Dewey about this.

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00:15:13,641 --> 00:15:17,426
No. This is exactly the kind of thing
he doesn't want to be bothered with.

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We can't handle taking care of Flerch!

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If he dies, we're gonna
have to tell everybody!

283
00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:23,714
Are you saying I'm not doing
a good job feeding him?

284
00:15:23,863 --> 00:15:27,157
I chewed his steak for 20
minutes before I gave it to him!

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00:15:27,231 --> 00:15:33,387
Oh, help me! It's my heart, weakened
as it was by a childhood ailment!

286
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,312
He's dying! I totally called this!

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00:15:38,362 --> 00:15:39,487
Give him CPR!

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- I-I'm not strong enough!
- We have to keep his heart pumping.

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Use your legs!
Chad, help him breathe.

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One, two, three, breathe!

291
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One, two, three, breathe!

292
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:54,884
One, two, three, breathe!

293
00:15:55,118 --> 00:15:57,831
One, two, three, breathe!

294
00:15:57,854 --> 00:15:58,333
Wait.

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I saw this thing on TV once
where they helped a guy breathe

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by cutting a hole in his throat
and jamming a pen in it!

297
00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:04,662
I've got a pen!

298
00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:05,950
Somebody get scissors!

299
00:16:10,612 --> 00:16:13,641
Eddie, for God sake, help me!

300
00:16:13,821 --> 00:16:14,821
They're gonna kill me!

301
00:16:15,055 --> 00:16:19,871
I'm sorry I assumed you could break-dance!
I'm actually one-sixteenth Cherokee myself!

302
00:16:26,825 --> 00:16:27,568
Dad, you okay?

303
00:16:27,632 --> 00:16:28,880
Malcolm, I couldn't sleep.

304
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:33,358
My mind has been on fire with the possibilities
of what this neighborhood could become.

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00:16:33,516 --> 00:16:36,048
At first it seemed crazy
and kind of stupid,

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but then I remembered what
you said about the factory!

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In the middle of the
night I had a vision.

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00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:41,476
You had a vision without me?

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- "Mulberry Village"?
- Mulberry Village.

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A new utopia!

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What the hell is all this stuff?

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Just a few compulsory guidelines
to help people make the transition.

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"Failure to smile 'Hello,' $50 fine?

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00:16:55,494 --> 00:16:57,746
Not knowing your neighbor's name: $25?

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00:16:58,579 --> 00:17:00,648
Failure to remove your fence: $100?"

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00:17:00,668 --> 00:17:02,208
People can be resistant to change.

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- What's the "Hug your child" initiative?
- Everyone has to publicly hug
their child at least once a day.

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A hotline will be set up so that children
can inform on non-hugging parents.

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00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,230
You're going to make kids
inform on their parents?

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Parents, neighbors, teachers, everybody!
If they've got nothing to hide,
they've got nothing to worry about.

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00:17:20,115 --> 00:17:21,843
Tell me about the "reeducation center."

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00:17:21,893 --> 00:17:26,611
Oh! That's where the best, most
neighborly children will be plucked from
the corrupting influence of their families,

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and immersed in round-the-clock
friendliness training.

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00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,423
I call them the Mulberry Youth.

325
00:17:32,565 --> 00:17:33,237
Dad...

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00:17:33,999 --> 00:17:35,179
give me the fliers.

327
00:17:35,229 --> 00:17:37,921
Thank you, son, but they've already
been distributed throughout
the whole neighborhood.

328
00:17:38,371 --> 00:17:41,380
Like a modern-day Martin Luther,
I nailed them to the front doors.

329
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,643
Maybe we should go out the back door and
spend the rest of the day at the library.

330
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:51,621
Not now, Malcolm.
The villagers are coming.

331
00:17:53,371 --> 00:17:56,412
Look, I told you, leave me alone.

332
00:17:56,455 --> 00:17:59,678
I'm just going to ask your
teacher if I can have ten minutes
with your buddies at recess.

333
00:18:05,203 --> 00:18:06,700
What the hell happened?!

334
00:18:07,814 --> 00:18:09,007
Isn't it obvious?

335
00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:11,947
I know we're not supposed
to ask for help, Dewey, but...

336
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,396
this one kind of got away from us.

337
00:18:15,451 --> 00:18:17,562
We gotta get out of here.
Let's go call the police.

338
00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:18,949
You're just gonna bail?

339
00:18:19,262 --> 00:18:20,599
You don't understand these kids.

340
00:18:20,815 --> 00:18:23,254
If I fix this problem, there's
going to be a hundred more.

341
00:18:23,558 --> 00:18:25,143
It never stops with them!

342
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,133
Dewey...

343
00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,813
you don't get to choose the
people who need your help.

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00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:34,638
Look, I don't know much,
but I do know two things.

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00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:36,998
These kids need your
help, you gotta do it.

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00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:40,602
And even though I've never
met him, that guy is a total dink.

347
00:18:55,779 --> 00:18:59,324
I thought when I decided to help,
something would come to me,
but I'm completely blank.

348
00:18:59,503 --> 00:19:00,900
You're all going to jail.

349
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:05,517
If you untie me in the next five
seconds, you and you alone
will see some slight leniency.

350
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:08,650
Lanyards belong in the lanyard box.

351
00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:08,958
What?

352
00:19:09,364 --> 00:19:11,436
That's my lanyard. I made it.

353
00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:17,119
Mr. Flerch is going to flip out if you
don't put it back in the lanyard box.

354
00:19:17,822 --> 00:19:19,065
You couldn't have made this.

355
00:19:19,447 --> 00:19:21,607
I bought it at a truck stop
200 miles from here.

356
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,269
Can I see that, Francis?

357
00:19:28,622 --> 00:19:32,114
Can you think of any connection
between the thousands of lanyards

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00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:35,296
that were made by the emotionally
disturbed children at your school,

359
00:19:35,963 --> 00:19:39,032
and this one my brother found
for sale at a retail outlet?

360
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:46,154
Mr. Jeffers, I would be horrified
to think that a public school principal

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00:19:46,408 --> 00:19:48,992
would use innocent
children as slave labor.

362
00:19:49,113 --> 00:19:50,804
I don't know what you're
talking about, young man.

363
00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:53,037
It was all his idea!

364
00:19:53,244 --> 00:19:55,161
I'm just his obedient stooge!

365
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,939
He dangled Assistant Vice
Principal in front of me!

366
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,114
It came with parking!

367
00:20:03,618 --> 00:20:05,517
I wonder who would
get the worst penalty.

368
00:20:06,098 --> 00:20:09,498
A bunch of emotionally disturbed kids
who tied people up for a little while...

369
00:20:10,061 --> 00:20:13,716
or the trusted public servant
who forced them into slavery?

370
00:20:14,615 --> 00:20:19,982
We could ask a judge, or everyone
could just keep quiet about everything.

371
00:20:20,822 --> 00:20:21,995
Sound okay to you guys?

372
00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:25,097
That depends.

373
00:20:25,219 --> 00:20:27,994
Can we get five minutes alone with
these guys before you untie them?

374
00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:39,884
-What's up with Mom?
-She just saw my report card.

375
00:20:39,924 --> 00:20:41,693
I flunked out of every single class.

376
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:43,046
What?

377
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:46,001
Every single one of my finals,
I got every question wrong.

378
00:20:46,426 --> 00:20:47,168
Oh, my God.

379
00:20:47,657 --> 00:20:50,198
I know. Now I get to
repeat my senior year!

380
00:20:51,341 --> 00:20:52,181
Isn't this great?

381
00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:53,587
I worked so hard for this.

382
00:20:53,977 --> 00:20:57,760
I had to make sure I flunked every
class so completely, I couldn't
make it up in summer school.

383
00:20:58,093 --> 00:21:01,904
Now I don't have to move
out or go to college or get
a job for a whole 'nother year!

384
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,260
This is the greatest
achievement of my entire life!

385
00:21:06,168 --> 00:21:06,941
Yeah, I know, Mom.