Épisode Le bal de la promo S07E21 - Malcolm in the Middle Saison 7

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Man, I hate finals.

2
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I was up all night studying.

3
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Not me, I slept like a baby.

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What are you doing?

5
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Just making sure I know the
answers for my history test today.

6
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There's more than one way
to be a genius, Malcolm.

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Malcolm in the Middle
7.21 - "Morp"

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Synchronisation par Max & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

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Hey, Dewey, what have you got there?

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I have to do an autobiography
for my English class,

12
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and my teacher wants me to include
a few pictures from my early childhood.

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Well, it looks like you have
a lot to choose from.

14
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Yeah. You guys really did
a great job with Francis...

15
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And Reese...

16
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And Malcolm.

17
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Now why don't we take a look
at a few of my precious memories.

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Spider.

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There.

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Now we have that memory.

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Will you stop feeling sorry for
yourself, there must be a hundreds
of pictures of you in here.

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Well, here is poor, neglected Dewey
having great time at SeaWorld.

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It's so blurry, you can't
even tell that's me.

24
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Well, you can't prove it's not.

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Dewey, at least we got you a memory book.
That's more than we've done for Jamie.

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And I suppose that makes you
feel pretty good about yourselves.

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You want to know the truth?

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You were the fourth child.

29
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By the time you came along, this house
was in a state of complete chaos.

30
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The only sleep I got was when
I'd nod off on the drive to work.

31
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So forgive us if we didn't get
a chance to take every picture, every
video, or get you every vaccination.

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-I wasn't vaccinated?
-Tell you what, Dewey.

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You get whooping cough,
I promise I'll take a ton of pictures.

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You won't believe it!

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I just got asked to the
prom by Nick Tompkins!

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Oh, great, it's prom time already.

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An evening of posers and phonies out
to make the rest of us feel like crap.

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It's just like every other day of high
school, except it costs a thousand dollars.

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That's inspired.

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"A Night To Cherish"?

41
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It makes last year's "A Night To
Remember" seem so shallow.

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Yeah, I wouldn't expect you
to show up, anyway, Carla.

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You'll probably be home
alone in your room,

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listening to Morrissey and gouging out the
eyes of the models in Vogue magazine.

45
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Aw, does this mean we're
not best friends anymore?

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That was great.

47
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You're Carla, right?

48
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The one who read the phone
book out loud at the talent show.

49
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Yeah. I was surprised they let
me get all the way to the B's.

50
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You know what sucks about this school?

51
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Students, teachers, the textbooks,
the asbestos-filled building and
the toxic dump it's built on?

52
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Well, that, plus they never offer
anything for people like us to do.

53
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You know what would be cool?

54
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If there was a party that was the
complete opposite of the prom.

55
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You mean like a "morp."

56
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What?

57
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A morp, the complete
opposite of the prom.

58
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Morp. I like that.

59
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Yeah, instead of paying $500 for a dress,
we could just wear jeans and a sweatshirt.

60
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And instead of a limo,
we can all just take the bus.

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We should totally do this.

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-Can I get your number?
-Sure.

63
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It wasn't me who threw
that pudding at you!

64
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Well, you should have thought of that before
you started looking like the guy who did!

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Excuse me?

66
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You're Reese, aren't you?

67
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Wait a second, I'm in
the middle of something.

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Don't worry, somebody will find you,
they do drug searches on Fridays.

69
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Okay, what?

70
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What are you doing prom night?

71
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That's a Saturday.

72
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I'll be throwing shopping
carts into the reservoir.

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My name is Jeanie.

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For the past four years, I've been
super-focused on keeping a perfect GPA.

75
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But now that I've got my
acceptance letter from Brown,

76
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I feel like I've got some time to
experience high school social life.

77
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So I want you to
take me to the prom.

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Yeah... that sounds like
a fun night, except...

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the next morning I wake up like an idiot
with no shopping carts in the reservoir.

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I'll pay you $200.

81
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Two hundred dollars?!

82
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Just to go out on a date?

83
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And the career counselor said
I should be a mechanic.

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I can't wait to throw
this in his face.

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Yeah...

86
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You're basically a tear down,

87
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but I think I can get you ready.

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Meet me here tomorrow at 3:00.

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How sweet is this?

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I think she likes you.

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You know, I felt pretty bad after our
little conversation the other day. So...

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I did a little poking around the garage
myself, and you'll never guess what I found.

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Dewey's artwork.

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Kindergarten, first grade.

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Oh, look, art camp.

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It's all here.

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Sorry, Dad, I don't
know what to say.

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Wait a minute, here's
a drawing I did of Grandma.

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And it's beautiful.

100
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You did a really nice job
with her whiskey bottle.

101
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I also have her missing a leg.

102
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Interesting, since she didn't
lose it until last year.

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Dewey, if you're trying to tell me
that you can predict the future...

104
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So you're neglectful, and
you think I'm an idiot.

105
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That's nice.

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I spent over an hour on
this rainbow, Dewey!

107
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You're not an easy
boy to love, you know!

108
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Thanks for coming to the meeting.

109
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This morp of ours is going to
blow those prom zombies away.

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Do we have to call it a meeting?

111
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That sounds like something the
dance committee would call it.

112
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Okay, you're totally right,
this isn't a meeting.

113
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But I still think that we need
to have some sort of plan.

114
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Hey, how crazy is this?

115
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So you know how everyone wears
formal clothes the prom, right?

116
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So how about if we all went naked?

117
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I'm not sure that's
such a good idea.

118
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Can we go naked?

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-No.
-Here we go.

120
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King Malcolm handing down
his rules from the mountaintop.

121
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Will there be uniforms?

122
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Little flags with
your picture on them?

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A.J., you moron, the can drive was not
a fascist conspiracy, and neither is this.

124
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Oh, my God.

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The backbiting, the name-calling...
this is just like French club!

126
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Exactly. This is turning out
like every other school event.

127
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We got some weasly tyrant
pushing everybody around.

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The scared masses.

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A poet willing to speak the truth.

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I say we should all be free to make
our own anti-prom statement.

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And each choose our
own location to do it in.

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In other words, we all stay home on
prom night like we do every year?

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That'll send a message.

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Look, guys, the morp is too
good of an idea to let personality
conflicts get in the way.

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We have been outsiders that
have never belonged to anything.

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And now, for one night,
we can be a part of something.

137
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And do it in a way that allows
us to all to be individuals.

138
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Malcolm's right.

139
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Let's make this happen.

140
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I have an idea
for refreshments.

141
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What if we get a big punch bowl,
and then we all drink punch.

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You know, ironically.

143
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I guess I could write our manifesto.

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I've already got the
first 1,500 pages.

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That's great.

146
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And I'll arrange for us to use the
boiler room in the basement.

147
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The only problem is, it's full of desks.
We'll have to move all those out.

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Who's got Friday night open?

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Let's review the evening.

150
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What time do you pick me up?

151
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I ring your doorbell at 6:00.

152
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I'm prompt because
it's a sign of respect.

153
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And when you get to my house...

154
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I know.

155
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No throwing eggs at the door.

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Also a sign of respect.

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And when we're at the dance, and
it's time to say something nice,

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what do you say?

159
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I don't know, "Thanks for shaving?"

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-We went over this!
-Right, right, right.

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"Every time I look at you you
somehow become more beautiful."

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His teeth are done.

163
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They're not white enough.

164
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Don't you people realize that
we're running out of time here?

165
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Look at this.

166
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He's not even close.

167
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I want his face flawless,
his hair shorter and shinier.

168
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He's an illiterate thug.

169
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I don't think it's too much to
ask that he looks perfect!

170
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You heard the lady.

171
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Make me glow.

172
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Lois, I don't want to alarm you, but
there is a naked man in your house!

173
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What took you so long?

174
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The boys left for the
prom a half hour ago.

175
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Yeah, I know, I got a flat tire on
my way to Jamie's babysitter.

176
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I had to drive back on the rim.

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There were a lot of sparks, but
I don't think anything caught fire.

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The main thing is
that you and I have...

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Dewey!

180
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What are you doing here?

181
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I live here.

182
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Honey, Dewey's here!

183
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What's he doing here?

184
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Don't you have a prom to go to?

185
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I'm not in high school.

186
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He says he's not in high school!

187
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Oh, for God sakes, Hal, we're just
going to have to take a raincheck.

188
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No!

189
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Okay, look, I'm very sorry,
but you got to get out of here.

190
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What?

191
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But I'm researching
a history report on-ine.

192
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If it's money you want, you got it.

193
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Here, you ought to be able
to have a good time with that.

194
00:09:05,926 --> 00:09:08,085
You can go to a movie, grab a burger.

195
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Hey, the Hyatt has a piano bar.

196
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-But I don't have any shoes.
-Buy some!

197
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I love you, son.

198
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Listen, maybe we'll go to the zoo
sometime, huh? Just you and me!

199
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Wow. Quite a turnout.

200
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Yeah.

201
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We even got three home-schooled kids.

202
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Here, Carla, hey, Malcolm.

203
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Have some punch.

204
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There's nothing in there.

205
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I know.

206
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It's a statement about how completely
empty the real prom experience is.

207
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The cookies are just cookies.

208
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I love your wrist corsage.

209
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Yeah. I found it in
the crisper drawer.

210
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Good job, guys.

211
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This sucks the least of anything
I've ever done in my life.

212
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I met a guy here who hates
Starbucks more than I do.

213
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This is fantastic, Malcolm.

214
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All these people would have been home
tonight feeling lonely and miserable.

215
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You should feel really proud.

216
00:10:01,847 --> 00:10:02,641
Yeah, I guess.

217
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,006
What do you mean "you guess"?

218
00:10:05,243 --> 00:10:06,531
I know, I know, it just...

219
00:10:07,377 --> 00:10:08,460
I thought it would feel better.

220
00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:09,795
There's something missing.

221
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I didn't see the schedule of events.

222
00:10:13,225 --> 00:10:14,778
What time is everyone
going to nude up?

223
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I just have to come out and say it.

224
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I was incredible, and you
were no slouch yourself.

225
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I'm the lucky one, Hal.
All I had to do was show up.

226
00:10:32,848 --> 00:10:33,733
Did you hear the phone ring?

227
00:10:34,038 --> 00:10:36,140
Hal, I couldn't have heard
the space shuttle land.

228
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Hi. This is Dewey. Remember me?

229
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Your fourth son?

230
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Nah, I don't expect you to miss me,

231
00:10:44,533 --> 00:10:47,852
but at some point, Dad, you may
miss the wallet you threw at me,

232
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You gave him your wallet?!

233
00:10:50,927 --> 00:10:54,536
So here's the deal: If you'd like to see
all your money and credit cards again...

234
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Wait a minute.

235
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That bell ringing in the background.

236
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I know I've heard that before!

237
00:10:58,802 --> 00:11:01,096
So here's the deal: If
you'd like to see all your...

238
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That is Saint Matthew's.

239
00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:03,787
No, wait.

240
00:11:04,279 --> 00:11:05,543
Saint Luke's on Third.

241
00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:07,210
It's definitely a Lutheran bell.

242
00:11:07,622 --> 00:11:12,170
If you'd like to see your all your money
and credit cards again, meet me where
they're building the new library,

243
00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:14,002
at the corner of Washington and Olive.

244
00:11:14,005 --> 00:11:14,784
Ah! That's it!

245
00:11:20,892 --> 00:11:22,586
Dinner and the limo were fantastic,

246
00:11:22,797 --> 00:11:23,852
and your parents were delightful.

247
00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:25,574
You didn't tell me that
they were Asian, too.

248
00:11:25,827 --> 00:11:26,910
Here come Mike and Anna.

249
00:11:27,362 --> 00:11:29,462
Just smile and don't be yourself.

250
00:11:29,594 --> 00:11:30,394
Hi, Jeanie.

251
00:11:32,182 --> 00:11:33,279
Is that Reese?

252
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,243
Hello, it is such
a pleasure to see you.

253
00:11:35,715 --> 00:11:36,515
So you've met.

254
00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:39,516
Yeah, he steals my lunch every day
and throws me in a garbage can.

255
00:11:39,737 --> 00:11:42,096
Your mother makes a
marvelous tuna fish sandwich.

256
00:11:42,332 --> 00:11:43,232
Give her my best, will you?

257
00:11:44,619 --> 00:11:45,928
I've never seen Reese so...

258
00:11:46,382 --> 00:11:47,653
un-psycho-like before.

259
00:11:47,732 --> 00:11:51,335
How could I be anything but a perfect gentleman
around someone as breathtaking as Jeanie?

260
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,343
-Bye. See ya.
-See ya.

261
00:11:58,874 --> 00:12:00,379
Reese, that wasn't in the script.

262
00:12:00,664 --> 00:12:02,126
I'm sorry. Are you going
to spray me again?

263
00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:05,344
No, it was actually really nice.

264
00:12:05,539 --> 00:12:06,369
I liked it.

265
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:09,937
Would you like to have
this dance with me?

266
00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:11,066
I'd be delighted.

267
00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:16,768
You can go ahead and grab my butt.

268
00:12:17,057 --> 00:12:17,801
You're paying for it.

269
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:28,432
Now, remember, we only have to
be nice to him until he gets close
enough to the van to grab him.

270
00:12:30,486 --> 00:12:34,151
Do you folks have a young
boy you don't care about?

271
00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:35,230
What?

272
00:12:35,526 --> 00:12:37,640
He wanted me to give you this.

273
00:12:43,608 --> 00:12:45,667
You see the way Dewey's
throwing around my money?

274
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,089
He has minions!

275
00:12:48,675 --> 00:12:51,041
Oh, well, at least he
returned my HMO card.

276
00:12:51,715 --> 00:12:54,954
"If you want another..." Oh, great!
If I want another piece of my wallet,

277
00:12:55,154 --> 00:12:57,294
we have to meet him at the
corner of Temple and Fourth,

278
00:12:57,753 --> 00:12:59,528
"Wear what's in the bag."

279
00:13:00,762 --> 00:13:02,536
Oh! Will you look at this?

280
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:07,022
It's bad enough we have to traipse
all over town looking for him,
now we have to dress up?!

281
00:13:07,232 --> 00:13:09,153
How's he even gonna know
if we're wearing this?

282
00:13:09,157 --> 00:13:09,784
I'll tell you how.

283
00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:12,216
The little monster
has a camera in here.

284
00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:19,489
If you think you're going to make a fool out
of me, I've got news for you, little man:

285
00:13:19,579 --> 00:13:20,851
It's not going to happen!

286
00:13:30,094 --> 00:13:31,569
Malcolm, I don't understand this.

287
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,933
The morp is going great downstairs.
Why do we have to come up here?

288
00:13:35,410 --> 00:13:36,351
It finally hit me:

289
00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:38,605
These people have to know that
we're having a good time without them.

290
00:13:39,192 --> 00:13:40,401
Why do you care what they think?

291
00:13:40,969 --> 00:13:43,191
I don't care, but I want
them to know I don't care.

292
00:13:44,964 --> 00:13:45,549
Perfect.

293
00:13:50,869 --> 00:13:51,576
Hey, Malcolm.

294
00:13:51,803 --> 00:13:52,830
Isn't this a great party?

295
00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:55,842
Open your eyes, Reese. Everything
about this night is completely phony.

296
00:13:56,789 --> 00:14:00,959
Maybe it is phony, but maybe
something that starts out as phony
can turn into something real.

297
00:14:03,105 --> 00:14:04,324
You may call this corny, Malcolm,

298
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,858
but this really is a night to cherish.

299
00:14:08,037 --> 00:14:08,846
Reese...

300
00:14:16,471 --> 00:14:18,137
Sorry, Steve, official prom business.

301
00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:20,724
Can I have your attention, everybody?

302
00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:26,139
I just thought you people should know

303
00:14:26,619 --> 00:14:31,830
that while you're up here enjoying what
you have deluded yourselves into thinking
is the greatest night of your lives,

304
00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:35,907
the people who you've excluded from
this charade are downstairs right now,

305
00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:38,473
having a party that obliterates yours.

306
00:14:40,686 --> 00:14:44,066
You think you're on the inside,
but you're on the outside.

307
00:14:46,696 --> 00:14:48,252
How does that make you feel?

308
00:14:52,624 --> 00:14:53,734
*I feel good*

309
00:14:55,985 --> 00:14:57,438
*I knew that I would know*

310
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:00,843
*I feel good*

311
00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:03,950
*I knew that I would know*

312
00:15:06,358 --> 00:15:07,149
*So good*

313
00:15:08,069 --> 00:15:08,840
*So good*

314
00:15:09,401 --> 00:15:10,451
*I got you*

315
00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,575
This is our fifth stop, Hal.

316
00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:15,843
Is this gonna go on all night?

317
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,378
Well, he's certainly dragging it out.

318
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,943
So far, all he's given me
back from my wallet is crap!

319
00:15:20,431 --> 00:15:23,465
I got my library card,
my organ donor card...

320
00:15:23,852 --> 00:15:25,881
Oh, wait, he did give
me back my tip chart.

321
00:15:26,074 --> 00:15:29,353
God knows how much of your money
he's spent on presents and party supplies.

322
00:15:29,357 --> 00:15:30,663
So Dewey wants a party?

323
00:15:30,952 --> 00:15:32,840
You hold him down,
I'll give him a party!

324
00:15:32,901 --> 00:15:34,410
-Can I help you?
-Oh, uh...

325
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,038
Yes, uh...

326
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,334
"I'm Dewey's jackass father."

327
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,836
-The sex maniacs are here!
-Cool!

328
00:15:41,871 --> 00:15:45,544
If you can keep your hands off your
wife long enough, pull up to the window.

329
00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:57,229
You guys were so much hotter in my
mind when Dewey told me the story.

330
00:15:57,297 --> 00:15:58,828
Just give us our stuff.

331
00:16:00,238 --> 00:16:00,959
Here you go.

332
00:16:08,939 --> 00:16:10,346
Ah, my driver's license.

333
00:16:10,691 --> 00:16:11,489
We're getting closer.

334
00:16:11,868 --> 00:16:12,582
Look at that.

335
00:16:12,948 --> 00:16:14,439
He drew a mustache on you.

336
00:16:14,893 --> 00:16:15,664
No, I did that.

337
00:16:17,432 --> 00:16:18,513
I wanted to see how it looked.

338
00:16:23,037 --> 00:16:24,687
-Punch?
-No, thanks.

339
00:16:25,306 --> 00:16:30,948
Look, I know that was embarrassing,
but all those people up there think
you're a creep, anyway, so nothing lost.

340
00:16:31,005 --> 00:16:31,769
I guess.

341
00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:38,537
Oh, my God!

342
00:16:41,589 --> 00:16:43,703
So there really is a party
going on down here.

343
00:16:44,439 --> 00:16:46,119
Look, we're having a great time.

344
00:16:46,349 --> 00:16:48,066
We're just enjoying just
being with each other.

345
00:16:48,177 --> 00:16:50,967
Yeah, but this place is
so dark and creepy.

346
00:16:51,273 --> 00:16:53,637
Didn't the janitor kill someone
down here a few years ago?

347
00:16:53,873 --> 00:16:56,980
Okay, you've come down to see the
freak show. You've had your fun.

348
00:16:57,385 --> 00:16:58,866
Why don't you leave us alone?

349
00:16:59,794 --> 00:17:00,300
You know what?

350
00:17:00,881 --> 00:17:02,802
You guys should just come upstairs.

351
00:17:03,983 --> 00:17:04,429
What?

352
00:17:04,518 --> 00:17:10,413
Yeah, there's only a month left of school,
and all this stuff about who's cool and who's
not, I mean, it's just kind of silly, isn't it?

353
00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:11,757
Oh, really?

354
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:16,528
Was it silly in fourth grade, when
I was the only kid on our street you
didn't invite to your birthday party?

355
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:18,821
I sent you an invitation.

356
00:17:18,989 --> 00:17:20,675
-You stood me up.
-No, I didn't.

357
00:17:20,863 --> 00:17:22,457
I would have loved to have gone.

358
00:17:25,197 --> 00:17:26,758
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.

359
00:17:30,495 --> 00:17:31,119
What are you doing?

360
00:17:31,558 --> 00:17:33,064
Suddenly a hug solves everything?

361
00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:35,936
Come on, guys, let's go to the prom.

362
00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:38,227
Carla?

363
00:17:42,115 --> 00:17:42,520
Heather?

364
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:44,999
This isn't the way
I thought it would happen,

365
00:17:45,342 --> 00:17:48,295
but I just got asked to the prom!

366
00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:52,809
A.J., you can't be serious.

367
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,981
Hey, it took guts for those girls
to come down here and apologize.

368
00:17:56,749 --> 00:18:00,050
And I'd like to think I'm big enough
to be able to admit I'd like to
have sex with one of them.

369
00:18:02,371 --> 00:18:06,036
You can't just let them say "I'm sorry"
after 12 years of treating us like crap!

370
00:18:06,515 --> 00:18:08,459
Wait a minute, they never even said "sorry!"

371
00:18:08,585 --> 00:18:09,606
This is a trap!

372
00:18:10,104 --> 00:18:13,632
These are the same people who made
fun of your clothes all through school,

373
00:18:13,815 --> 00:18:17,302
and laughed at your haircuts, and
called you Malcolm-Balcolm!

374
00:18:19,246 --> 00:18:20,451
You'll be sorry!

375
00:18:24,173 --> 00:18:24,909
Finally.

376
00:18:26,211 --> 00:18:28,036
Now we've got some
breathing room in here.

377
00:18:30,616 --> 00:18:32,649
*She doesn't wait for me*

378
00:18:34,317 --> 00:18:36,503
*And now that she's gone*

379
00:18:38,104 --> 00:18:40,696
*I feel that she'll never be*

380
00:18:42,184 --> 00:18:44,287
*Back in my arms*
-You're a really good dancer.

381
00:18:44,486 --> 00:18:46,465
When I'm with you, it doesn't
even feel like we're dancing.

382
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:47,607
It's like we're floating.

383
00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:49,944
I misjudged you, Reese.

384
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:54,054
I just chose you because you
weren't completely hideous,
and I knew you wouldn't have a date.

385
00:18:54,831 --> 00:18:56,530
But you're so much more than that.

386
00:18:57,238 --> 00:18:59,154
You've made me feel wonderful.

387
00:18:59,976 --> 00:19:01,704
It's been a really great
night for me, too.

388
00:19:02,563 --> 00:19:04,782
You helped me find a little part of me
that I didn't even know was there,

389
00:19:05,707 --> 00:19:07,643
the part that isn't a gigantic jackass.

390
00:19:08,521 --> 00:19:09,252
You know...

391
00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:12,300
I wasn't planning on the
night ending this way,

392
00:19:13,356 --> 00:19:14,974
but why don't we get out of here,

393
00:19:15,658 --> 00:19:19,350
grab a blanket and a bottle
of wine and go to the beach.

394
00:19:19,711 --> 00:19:21,217
-You mean it?
-Yes, Reese.

395
00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:23,465
I really want you.

396
00:19:30,927 --> 00:19:32,143
It's 12:00 already?

397
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:34,100
Too bad, I was having fun.

398
00:19:34,532 --> 00:19:35,333
Well, see you at school.

399
00:19:35,855 --> 00:19:36,971
Reese, where are you going?

400
00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:39,248
It's midnight. I'm off the clock.

401
00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:40,991
But what about us?

402
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,497
And all those things you said?

403
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,149
Well, if I want to make a career out
of this, I've gotta satisfy my customers.

404
00:19:46,047 --> 00:19:46,836
And I think I did.

405
00:19:47,347 --> 00:19:48,039
Tell your friends.

406
00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:54,497
Why do we have to haul all this
stuff in here when we have no
intention of giving him a party?

407
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,989
We have to humor him until he reveals
himself. This has got to be the place.

408
00:20:00,774 --> 00:20:01,851
There you are!

409
00:20:01,892 --> 00:20:03,799
You are in so much
trouble, young man!

410
00:20:03,812 --> 00:20:05,266
I want my wallet now.

411
00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:06,020
Here.

412
00:20:06,932 --> 00:20:09,318
At least we got here before
you spent all my cash.

413
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,007
It cost so much to keep this
place open after hours,

414
00:20:12,248 --> 00:20:13,544
I had to put that on your credit card.

415
00:20:14,496 --> 00:20:15,859
Okay, Mr. smart guy.

416
00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:18,484
Now you can help us load
all this stuff back in the car.

417
00:20:18,643 --> 00:20:21,102
I know you think you're having
a party, but you can forget about it.

418
00:20:21,644 --> 00:20:22,421
This isn't for me.

419
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:26,009
It's too late for my childhood,
but it's not too late for his.

420
00:20:27,385 --> 00:20:28,093
Jamie?

421
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:29,361
Here's a camera.

422
00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:33,166
So now you have no excuse
for not documenting every
important event in Jamie's life.

423
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:35,530
Starting tonight with his party.

424
00:20:35,926 --> 00:20:38,104
This is a really nice camera.
How could you afford...?

425
00:20:38,963 --> 00:20:39,511
Right.

426
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,425
Here, sweetie.

427
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,346
Let's go have some cake.

428
00:20:54,997 --> 00:20:56,563
That was a good thing you did, son.

429
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:57,601
Thanks.

430
00:20:57,870 --> 00:20:58,835
Enjoy the cake.

431
00:20:59,115 --> 00:21:03,158
That's the last thing you're going
to eat in a long time that hasn't
been dipped in sardine juice.

432
00:21:05,203 --> 00:21:06,425
Hey! Finally!

433
00:21:06,521 --> 00:21:07,945
A picture for your memory book.