Épisode L'abri de mes rêves S07E18 - Malcolm in the Middle Saison 7

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Theven...

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Heigth...

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Nine...

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Yeth, I thtill have
the record, thucker!

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Malcolm in the Middle
7.18 - "Bomb Shelter"

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Synchronisation par Max & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

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I swear this mall gets more
beautiful every time we come.

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They have really
made some changes.

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They're used to be
a Banana Republic over there.

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Now it's over there.

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Can we please just get my
underwear and get out of here?

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Malcolm, you know it's hard
to buy underwear for you.

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You have your father's irregular crotch.

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Nothing to be ashamed of, son.

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If a woman really loves you,
it won't botherher a bit.

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Will you look at that?

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They turned a Soap Town
into a Soap And Such.

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Hi. Are you here to take class?

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Yes, that's why I came
in here, to take class.

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It's dancing, right?

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Yes. Just sign up at the counter.

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So, you're the new guy.

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What? Oh, yeah, hi.

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It's all right.

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I don't mind a little competition,

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but just so you know
what you're up against.

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So the person who keeps his or her
hand on the vehicle the longest

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is going to drive out of here
in this brand-new truck!

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Oh, Hal, look at that truck.

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Can you imagine if we could
finally get rid of the van?

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That piece of junk's costing us a hundred
bucks a month in duct tape alone.

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All right, the contest is going
to begin in ten seconds.

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If all the contestants are
ready, here we go.

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In seven, six, five,
four, three, two, one.

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And we're off!

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I can't believe we never entered
one of these contests before.

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It's going to be
a long ride, honey.

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We got our first loser.

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Ha! Idiot!

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Number two.

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Ha! Damn it all to hell!

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Come on, pal, here
we go, here we go.

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There we go.

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Oh, geez.

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No, no, no, Jamie!

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You have to stay in your chair
until breakfast is ready, okay?

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Listen, your mommy's going
to be home in a couple days,

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just as soon as she wins that truck.

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And then everything
will be back to normal.

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Oh, eggs.

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Hello!

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Oh, hi, Hal, how's it going?

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Oh, uh, everything is...

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everything's great, honey.

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Oh, good. Listen, I was thinking
this might be the perfect time for
you to get to your "To Do" board.

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Well, um, you know, I am not
sure that I'm going to be able to...

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Hal, I'm making this sacrifice
for the whole family.

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I think the least you can do is
catch up on some housework.

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Okay, okay, I'll talk to you later.

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Oh, geez.

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DO TO-DO LIST

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What was that?

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Nothing!

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Oh, my God, Dad's middle
management trophy... The Middie.

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We have no choice but to
confess and take the punishment.

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You're a good brother.

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Are you sure you've
never danced before?

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No, never.

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You really have a gift.

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She's right.

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Turns out, I'm naturally talented
at science and dancing...

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two things that are
guaranteed to get you beat up.

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All right, partner up.

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You know, our dance
competition's coming up next week.

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You can choose any girl in
the class to be your partner.

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Really? Any girl?

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You and Danielle would
be a dream together.

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Who?

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I think I need a little
time to think about it.

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Say hi to Angela for me.

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So who's Angela?

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She's my best friend.

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He's helping her move.

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-Huh.
-What?

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No, I am not worried
about him and Angela.

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Good for you.

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I actually met my husband
when he helped me move.

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Boy, there's nothing sexier than
a man coming to the rescue.

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The two of you lug that mattress
up the stairs, you get it laid down
on the floor in the bedroom.

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You're both already sweaty.

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Anyway, I think you're
making the right choice.

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A truck will never
let you down.

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I've got to go.

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Oh, another one out !

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Can't we just throw
the thing in the trash?

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That is the worst possible place.

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Dad accidentally throws his car
keys out three times a week,

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and he always ends up
going through the barrels.

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What was that?

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There's a handle here.

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Oh, my God, do you
know what this means?

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Yes!

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Rabbits have been
using our technology!

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No, it's a bomb shelter. People built these
in the '50s and '60 in case of a nuclear war.

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This is incredible.

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What the hell... ?

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Dad?

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Boys, are you down there?

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Dad, look, we have a bomb shelter.

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Oh, good God.

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I never knew this was here.

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Isn't it amazing?

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All right, let's get out of here.
We don't know how stable this place is.

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There could be snakes
and rats and...

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Is that my trophy?

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Yeah.

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Here!

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You broke the Middie!

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They only give out
200 of these a year!

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Wait!

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Hurry, get the trash cans!

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You boys let
me out of here!

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You better not burry me
in here with the rats!

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You want to see what's on TV?

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Okay.

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Help me out!

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They let me pick
Hanna as my partner.

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We really got a shot at
winning this competition.

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Plus, I get to touch
her body, like, a lot.

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Sorry.

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Dad, if you can hear me,
knock once on the hatch.

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Okay, it's pretty obvious we've
all made some mistakes here.

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There's no point in trying to figure
out who's right and who's wrong.

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The important thing is you forgive us so
we can forgive you so we can let you out.

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Now if we're all on the same
page, knock once on the lid.

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He agreed. We're both witnesses.

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You know Dad, I really think...

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It's a trick!

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I just...!

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Vengeance!

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Back, Dad!

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Back, Dad!

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Back!

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Back!

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I don't know if I can
trust Dad after this.

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You're insane.

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I'm just saying, how much food
could there be down there?

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Eventually, this will
take care of itself.

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Reese!

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He's had a long life.

152
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What is he, like, 70?

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Forget it.

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Ah, you're right.

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I forgot about Mom.

156
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She's bound to notice eventually,
no matter how busy she is.

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And once she latches onto something,
you know how she never lets it go.

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Well, hello.

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Mr. President.

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Well, looks like we're
in this Cold War together.

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So, Jack...

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what are you drinking?

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So what if she's a klutz?
She's still beautiful, right?

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I can't wait for the competition.

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You and me out there
in front of everyone?

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All right, she's totally hot,
but she's got no presence.

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Her footwork's sloppy and her
jazz square'sall over the place.

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I'm just going to have to
make my peace with this.

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I chose Hanna for the contest and
now there's nothing I can do about it.

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Oh, my ankle!

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I'm so sorry.
Are you all right?

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It hurts.

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I can't stand on it.

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Oh, my God, what a terrible accident.

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It was an accident.

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I'm so sorry.

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It was.

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Good! Perfect.

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All right now just turn and...

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I'm so glad you were still
available for the competition.

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I was really upset by Hanna's, um...

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accidental injury, but I think
you and I might win this thing.

183
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Well, if we can do
it with our dancing,

184
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maybe you could stop
sleeping with the judges.

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That'll free up my evenings.

186
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Who knew she banters, too.

187
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Salisbury steak... my old friend.

188
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Ha-cha.

189
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Hello, ladies.

190
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Dad?

191
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Dad, you alive?

192
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The minute I get out of here,
you boys are in so much...

193
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...trouble!

194
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Hey, if he's not willing to
negotiate, we've got no choice.

195
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We're going to have to split up.

196
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Okay, I'll meet you in
Mexico in five years.

197
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Wait a minute.

198
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What if we do everything on his
"To Do" board and then let him out?

199
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That's brilliant.

200
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He couldn't be mad at us
if we did all this for him.

201
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He's got stuff on here that he's
been meaning to do for years.

202
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"Change Dewey's diaper."

203
00:13:03,502 --> 00:13:05,361
So, for the contest, what do
you think we should wear?

204
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I was thinking about a really
hot sequined backless number.

205
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And for me, something classy.

206
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Just so you know,
I was holding back in there.

207
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:18,395
You two have no idea what I'm going
to unleash tomorrow at the contest.

208
00:13:18,404 --> 00:13:22,728
Well, if it's anything like what you
unleashed during stretching, we're
pulling out of the competition.

209
00:13:23,316 --> 00:13:26,845
Insults are for those who can't
express themselves... in motion!

210
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I think I'm falling in love with him.

211
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You, too?

212
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So, I'll see you tomorrow?

213
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Right.

214
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Oh, there was one more thing.

215
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Nope, that wasn't it.

216
00:13:44,612 --> 00:13:45,006
See ya.

217
00:13:50,489 --> 00:13:55,308
I'm sure it's nothing, Cheryl, but
you'll probably feel better after
a doctor's taken a look at it.

218
00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:59,654
There's another one. She's
down and we're here in the...

219
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Wow, Mom, just four
left. That's great.

220
00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:04,152
Yeah, and it'll be three
before you know it.

221
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,180
Mom, I need some advice on something.

222
00:14:07,184 --> 00:14:07,495
Sure.

223
00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:08,887
I started taking this
dance class, and...

224
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Good for you.

225
00:14:09,929 --> 00:14:11,212
I just signed up to meet a girl.

226
00:14:11,388 --> 00:14:12,076
Of course.

227
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,687
I got to dance with
the girl I wanted, but...

228
00:14:14,444 --> 00:14:17,170
she had an accident and I started
dancing with this other girl and...

229
00:14:17,452 --> 00:14:19,668
I didn't think there'd anything
other than dancing there, and...

230
00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:21,520
And now she likes you and
you're going to break her heart?

231
00:14:21,698 --> 00:14:23,016
No, that's not it.

232
00:14:23,308 --> 00:14:24,105
I like her, too.

233
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,279
You both like each other?

234
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:25,655
Yeah.

235
00:14:26,122 --> 00:14:27,685
So why are you bothering me?

236
00:14:27,690 --> 00:14:28,600
I'm working here.

237
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:32,557
The point is I like her, but she's
not exactly what I consider to be...

238
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a cute girl.

239
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,267
Oh, this is going
to be a tricky one.

240
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:41,178
Here, hold this.

241
00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:44,043
What is wrong with you?

242
00:14:44,235 --> 00:14:46,060
You're attracted to her,
she's attracted to you.

243
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:47,507
The only problem is in your head.

244
00:14:47,737 --> 00:14:51,891
Listen, if you're trying to
build relationships on looks,
you are in for a world hurt.

245
00:14:52,538 --> 00:14:53,676
Take Janet here.

246
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20 years ago she marries her husband
because she thinks he looks like Lee Majors.

247
00:14:57,535 --> 00:14:59,914
And today he's lost all his
hair, he's gained 200 pounds,

248
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and she is stuck with a blimp
who won't even put on his shirt
to come to the dinner table.

249
00:15:03,464 --> 00:15:08,828
She is reduced to trying to win
attention by bringing home a truck.
I mean, how sad is that?

250
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That is what I'm doing, isn't it?

251
00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:14,746
There's another one.

252
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:18,632
36 down. There's only three left
here, ladies and gentlemen.

253
00:15:18,636 --> 00:15:19,206
You see that ?

254
00:15:20,268 --> 00:15:21,309
That took courage.

255
00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:26,977
I'll tell you, Jack, they
made women in those days.

256
00:15:27,324 --> 00:15:29,685
There's nothing wrong with
a little meat on the bones.

257
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,018
Now that is a fanny.

258
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,078
Ah, Jack, you died too young.

259
00:15:38,236 --> 00:15:38,969
We beat 'em.

260
00:15:39,316 --> 00:15:43,018
Now they're wearing blue jeans and
eating cheeseburgers in Red Square.

261
00:15:43,363 --> 00:15:44,960
Oh, and we made it to the moon.

262
00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:48,024
Big waste of money.

263
00:15:50,246 --> 00:15:52,354
l'll tell you what
I miss the most, Jack.

264
00:15:53,556 --> 00:15:58,009
All these years, we have never
had a president as cool as you.

265
00:15:58,539 --> 00:15:59,716
Here's to you, buddy.

266
00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:06,241
You're right to look
at me like that.

267
00:16:06,742 --> 00:16:09,347
You just can't drink a
martini without an olive.

268
00:16:26,036 --> 00:16:28,413
Oh, would you look at that.
We have a back door.

269
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:30,346
I'll be right back, Jack.

270
00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:49,410
After you finish the fireplace,
I'll start scrubbing the shower tiles.

271
00:16:49,513 --> 00:16:52,316
And I'll give Jamie a bath,
then we can both do the gutters.

272
00:16:52,483 --> 00:16:55,685
All right, but first we have to shampoo
the rug to give it time to dry.

273
00:17:12,978 --> 00:17:16,773
If you are 99% sure you turned your
oven off, don't drive yourself crazy.

274
00:17:16,921 --> 00:17:19,508
Besides, dogs have an
instinct to run away from fire.

275
00:17:21,435 --> 00:17:23,488
Well, there was number three.

276
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,752
And then they were two.

277
00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:28,867
Don't go anywere, folks,
we're going to crown a winner.

278
00:17:31,306 --> 00:17:32,412
So it's just you and me.

279
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:35,285
All the little
children have gone home.

280
00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:38,142
You have any kids?

281
00:17:39,179 --> 00:17:39,614
Four.

282
00:17:40,183 --> 00:17:40,696
Five.

283
00:17:42,023 --> 00:17:43,300
-Epidurals?
-Please.

284
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:45,255
You tear?

285
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,083
Like an old sock.

286
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:50,266
All right ladies, it's time for
another bathroom break.

287
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:56,265
You're not taking a break, Mabel?

288
00:17:56,457 --> 00:17:57,306
I'm good.

289
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:06,276
Me, too.

290
00:18:39,007 --> 00:18:41,992
Hey, Danielle. Before we go there,
there's something I need to tell you.

291
00:18:42,012 --> 00:18:43,038
I like you a lot.

292
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,095
You do?

293
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:45,682
I mean, great.

294
00:18:45,878 --> 00:18:47,479
You know, I'd never
would have expected it.

295
00:18:53,381 --> 00:18:56,295
And now, Malcolm and Danielle.

296
00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:12,636
Why wouldn't you have expected it?

297
00:19:13,697 --> 00:19:14,276
Huh?

298
00:19:15,974 --> 00:19:17,575
Why wouldn't you have
expected to like me?

299
00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:24,549
It wasn't a criticism
of you. It's just that...

300
00:19:25,418 --> 00:19:28,622
Sometimes I can be really
shallow about these things.

301
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:30,955
Malcolm?

302
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,374
So what kind of guys do you
like when you're shallow?

303
00:19:42,687 --> 00:19:44,432
No, it's nothing. It's just that...

304
00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:48,495
I've made mistakes in the past going
after guys just based on their looks.

305
00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:50,781
So you almost didn't go out with me
because I'm not good-looking enough?

306
00:19:52,631 --> 00:19:55,051
Would you let it go,
okay? I like you.

307
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:56,258
Now dip me.

308
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:57,831
-Face or body?
-What?

309
00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,150
Face or body, which don't you like?

310
00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:00,197
Or maybe you don't like any of it.

311
00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:01,831
It's all fine.

312
00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:02,990
It's good enough.
Now dip me.

313
00:20:03,012 --> 00:20:04,248
I can't believe you'd think like that.

314
00:20:04,301 --> 00:20:05,438
For God's sakes!

315
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:07,204
You know, you're no prize.

316
00:20:12,442 --> 00:20:15,177
No, we can't let Dad out until
we do everything on the list.

317
00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:16,312
If Dad's going to act like...

318
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:17,934
I can explain.

319
00:20:19,158 --> 00:20:19,679
Wait a minute.

320
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,168
You've been sneaking
out the whole time?

321
00:20:22,728 --> 00:20:23,827
Is that party mix?

322
00:20:23,898 --> 00:20:26,324
You're damn right it's party mix.

323
00:20:26,506 --> 00:20:32,017
This is the only thing that has kept me
sane while I was trapped in that hellhole.

324
00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:33,037
Then why are you going back?

325
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,479
I am not on trial here.

326
00:20:38,527 --> 00:20:40,166
I can't believe he
wasn't really trapped.

327
00:20:40,462 --> 00:20:42,356
Come on, Dewey, let's
go mess up the house.

328
00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:46,008
I did it! I won the truck!

329
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,699
Lois, you're not going to believe
what these boys have done.

330
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,009
-They trapped me in a hole...
I was there for three days.
-He wasn't trapped...

331
00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:53,276
Did you hear what I said?
I said I won the truck!

332
00:20:54,789 --> 00:20:55,646
-Oh, my God!
-You won the truck!

333
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:56,849
We won the truck!

334
00:20:57,108 --> 00:20:57,905
We won the truck!

335
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:58,854
We won the truck!

336
00:20:59,079 --> 00:20:59,852
We won the truck!

337
00:20:59,899 --> 00:21:01,179
Let's go for a ride.

338
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:01,968
Just a sec.

339
00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:03,449
First I have to change my pants.