Épisode Tous coupables S07E15 - Malcolm in the Middle Saison 7

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Mom, Reese is poking me!

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That's it, you two.

3
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Either side of the couch, now!

4
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He's still poking me!

5
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Reese, go to your room!

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I don't want you within 30 feet of him!

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Malcolm in the Middle
7.15 - "A.A."

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Synchronisation par Max & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

10
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Come on, Hal!
We're going to be late.

11
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Fine, but I don't see
what the big deal is.

12
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So what if he stopped
drinking for a year?

13
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I thought that's what you're
supposed to do in AA.

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Francis' one-year anniversary of
sobriety is very important to him.

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Sounds to me like it was just dreamed
up by the greeting card companies.

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What is wrong with you?

17
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Francis has joined AA, and
is turning his life around.

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These are the people who helped him
do that, and he wants us to meet them.

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Where were they when he
needed to learn to ride a bicycle?

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Or when he lost his first tooth?

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We did all the heavy lifting.

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And now these guys get all the glory.

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I can't believe you're
jealous of these people.

24
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Well, what does he need us for?

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He's got them now.
We're useless.

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We're like his appendix.

27
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Now he's just going to
open up his stomach,

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remove us, and put us
in a jar up on a shelf,

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right there in the living room...

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or the...

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den, or...

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a mantlepiece, if he's got one.

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I'm gonna go wait in the car.

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Where's Jamie?

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There he is.

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He's been dying to go to
that sitter's all morning.

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I swear that woman feeds him
nothing but sugar all day long.

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I'm coming!

39
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Bye, Mom. Say hi to Francis.

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Oh, wait, wait, all right.
You've got your food money.

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You've got your emergency numbers.

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We'll be home Sunday
night around 9:00.

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But before I forget.

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This is the one thing left in
this house that I care about.

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I don't want to spend the
next two days worrying about

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"How will they break it, where
will they hide the pieces,

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how will they lie to me
about it when I come home."

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So...

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There. Now I can relax.

50
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I'm bored.

51
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Mom and Dad are gone.
You want to make some crank calls?

52
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Nah.

53
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I guess I'm getting old.
I'm really not inspired.

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We could cherry bomb
Ms. Waller's mailbox.

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What's the point?

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She'd just chase me,
have an asthma attack.

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The neighbors would call 911.

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I'd get away with it
because of her blackout.

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We'd both just be going
through the motions.

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You're right.

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Terrorizing the same old
neighbors year after year just
doesn't feel satisfying anymore.

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Maybe we're growing up.

63
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Maybe we don't need to go out
and create random havoc.

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Hey, guys, I was digging
around in the garage,

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and I found the spare
key to Dad's car!

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Do you know what this means?

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We can key stuff!

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No, we have mobility.

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We can drive over
to the next city.

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And key stuff there!

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And key stuff there, and
cherry-bomb stuff there.

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Reese, we have access to
a car with no adult supervision.

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We can do whatever we
want, and if we get caught?

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They'd blame Mom and Dad
for being absentee parents.

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-This is the perfect crime.
-I was thinking we could
drive to the arcade.

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Arcade?

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What are you, 12?

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Yeah.

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Dewey, get out of the way.
Malcolm and I have to plan some pain.

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What about South High?

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I think their band practice
starts in two hours.

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Perfect. I still have some
connections at the slaughterhouse.

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One phone call, and
I got a trunkful of pig's blood.

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It's humble, but it's home.

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Actually, they just walled off a
bedroom from the apartment next door...

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but anyway, it's home.

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Uh, you know, Francis, your mother
and I passed a motel on the way here...

88
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Nonsense. I won't have my
parents staying at some motel.

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You can sleep here.

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-On the rug?
-It's a futon.

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Believe it or not, someone was
actually going to throw that away.

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You know, my back...

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Hal, let him do this.

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All righty, we'll stay.

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Great!

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You know, I'm really glad you guys
came up here for my celebration.

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Speaking of which...

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-Piama!
-It's fine.

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Really, Mom, I have a handle on it.

100
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Besides we're not just
celebrating my sobriety.

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We're also celebrating my new job.

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Francis, that's wonderful!

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What is it?

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A laser-etched crystal.

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It's the perfect fusion
of science and art.

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The detail is amazing.

107
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And you can see everything
on this nude fairy.

108
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That's me.

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You can put whatever image
you want in these crystals, but
it all adds up to one thing:

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financial independence
in five to twelve years.

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We're starting our own business.

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We already looked into the franchise
and locked down the location.

113
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Now all we have to do is
work out the financing.

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Oh?

115
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Don't worry, Mom,
we don't need any money...

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we already got $10,000 from
Piama's mom's lawsuit settlement.

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The newspaper used her picture
without her permission for an
article on mental defectives.

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All we need from you guys
is to co-sign the loan.

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We hate to ask, but...

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you're the only people Piama
and I could turn to for this.

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Did you hear that, honey?

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He's turning to us.

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-How much?
-It's just a small business loan:

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$20,000.

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$20,000?!

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And none of your drunk friends
could help you out on this, huh?

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Not at all. Oh, and don't worry,
the bank already ran your credit.

128
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It's horrible, but all that means is
they just crank up the interest rate.

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In what world would you
think we would sign that?

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Honey, come here.

131
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Let's hear the boy out.

132
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You heard him; he needs us.

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Hal, I'm not going to sign anything.
We're in enough debt as it is.

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Lois...

135
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I hate to do this, but can
we talk about this later?

136
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We really got to get to my AA party.

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Of course!

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I got to tell you, son, I am drunk
as a skunk with pride right now.

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Okay, we have 12 hours
and eight gallons of gas.

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This is our radius of destruction.

141
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So much to do, so little time.

142
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What about my old 4th grade teacher?

143
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If we get Mr. Bradshaw, then
we can't moon the girls' school.

144
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No, the mooning is a definite.

145
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For you to even suggest that makes
me really question your commitment.

146
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If I give you Bradshaw, then
I can't do donuts on the lawn
of my old basketball coach.

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-What about the arcade?
-Not now, Dewey.

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-All right, I'll give you the donuts.
-Great.

149
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So which way are we leaning
on the whole cat show situation?

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If you get me that coyote,
then I'll get you to the cat show.

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The arcade is on the
way to the cat show.

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Out!

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Hey, are we peeing in the
mailbox on Fifth, or aren't we?

154
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I've already drank three of these.
Do not embarrass me out there.

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Come on, Reese, we are so close.

156
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Do you really need five minutes to
work over your old lab partner?

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Yeah.

158
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Why do something if you're
not gonna do it right?

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All right, do you think you could work
your boy over in the back seat of the car?

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What are you getting at?

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After we push over those gravestones,

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we can pick up the lab partner.

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By the time you're done with
him, we're at the promenade,

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where we do our
pedestrian-only drive through.

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Then it's a straight shot down
45th street, just in time for the
old folks' health walk.

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A quick streak, and dude...

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we're done!

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-Yeah!
-Ah!

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All right, we have to get going.

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We need the car key.

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Are we going to the arcade?

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We already told you we don't
have time for that, Dewey.

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You know something?

174
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I don't remember where I put it.

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Stupid! How could you misplace it?!

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Wait a minute... he's lying.

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Dewey, give us the key now!

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Nope.

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All right, Dewey, we can
either do this the easy...

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No fair.

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That's just what I was going to do.

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Crash!

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Frankie, my man!

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-Little Miss P.
-Hey, baby.

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Crash, I'd like you
to meet my dad.

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Hello.

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Stay strong, brother.

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Okay.

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And this is my mother.

190
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She's real?

191
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Excuse me?

192
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It's...

193
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I thought...

194
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I don't know what I thought.

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I'm sorry. Excuse me.

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What was that all about?

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Give it up, Dewey!

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No!

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-Tell us where the key is!
-No!

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Tell us where the key is!

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No.

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-Give us the key.
-No.

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That was our last worm!

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-It's no use; he's immune.
-It's our own fault...

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we've been torturing him since Mom
brought him home from the hospital.

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Remember when he was a baby?

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I could make him cry, just like that.

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Now we're stuck with this.

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We've all come a long way,
but we still have a long way to go.

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None of us could have gotten to where we
are today if it wasn't for everyone here.

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But there is one man that
I would especially like to thank.

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Francis!

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Francis...

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Your honesty has really
helped me through this.

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I went through life feeling
pretty sorry for myself.

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Thinking that I was
brutalized and abused,

217
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but then I heard your horror stories

218
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and I realized that my junkie
abusive mom wasn't that bad at all.

219
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Oh, sure, she beat me,

220
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she left me in that
dumpster, and all but...

221
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she was a saint compared to "L."

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I don't know how you survived it,
man, but I thank God you did.

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"L"?!

224
00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:05,401
Hal, can you believe this?

225
00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:09,786
They are so open here.

226
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It's just so raw!

227
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It's beautiful.

228
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Let's be fair.

229
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We all have an "L" in our lives.

230
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My "L" was the Vietnam War.

231
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Thankfully, though, I don't have to
visit my "L" on Christmas and holidays.

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I can leave my "L" buried deep in
the darkest recesses of my mind.

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And I thank God for that.

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Stay strong, Francis.

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And now, let's hear from
the man of the hour.

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Our very own Francis.

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Thanks, George.

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Thank you all.

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A lot of horrible things
have been said tonight,

240
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and I appreciate your honesty,

241
00:11:05,845 --> 00:11:07,505
but that's in the past.

242
00:11:08,531 --> 00:11:11,071
We need to clean the slate
and start over, and to do that,

243
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we need to make amends to
the people we have wronged.

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To my beautiful wife, Piama...

245
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,848
for all the terrible things
I put you through...

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I'm sorry.

247
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And to my brothers,
who aren't here right now...

248
00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:30,637
for all the times I couldn't be
there for you 'cause I was in my own...

249
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,407
messed-up place...

250
00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:34,202
I'm sorry.

251
00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:36,493
To my father...

252
00:11:38,674 --> 00:11:40,093
I put you through so much,

253
00:11:40,816 --> 00:11:42,347
yet you were always there for me.

254
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:45,409
I'm sorry.

255
00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,795
And to my mother, L...

256
00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:55,203
I forgive you.

257
00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:00,807
You forgive me?!

258
00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:13,170
Okay, it's a bit extreme, but
Dewey has left us no choice.

259
00:12:13,502 --> 00:12:16,205
Since he's withstood our
most horrible tortures,

260
00:12:16,584 --> 00:12:19,755
Reese and I have to do something
that goes against everything
we believe in this house.

261
00:12:21,055 --> 00:12:22,453
How thin do you want the ham?

262
00:12:23,012 --> 00:12:24,262
Same as the last sandwich.

263
00:12:26,718 --> 00:12:27,663
How's the milkshake?

264
00:12:28,608 --> 00:12:29,794
Mm, quite nice.

265
00:12:29,939 --> 00:12:31,993
You'll notice there's no
snot, spit or pee in there.

266
00:12:32,688 --> 00:12:33,818
I thought it tasted different.

267
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,848
And the massage is amazing.

268
00:12:36,144 --> 00:12:39,167
You got tension out of my shoulder I didn't
even know was there till it was gone.

269
00:12:39,687 --> 00:12:40,350
I feel eight!

270
00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:42,185
Can we get you anything else?

271
00:12:42,903 --> 00:12:44,507
Well, there is one thing...

272
00:12:45,486 --> 00:12:45,881
Nah.

273
00:12:46,239 --> 00:12:47,793
No, what is it?

274
00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:49,684
It's a little childish.

275
00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:51,938
Nonsense, Dewey.
Come on, this is your day.

276
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:56,035
I would really love a piggy-back
ride around the neighborhood.

277
00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:57,035
I'll get my shoes.

278
00:12:57,412 --> 00:12:59,013
Guys, this is fantastic.

279
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,881
I really think we've healed
a lot of wounds today.

280
00:13:03,842 --> 00:13:05,772
Really? That's great, Dewey.

281
00:13:06,981 --> 00:13:09,202
You know, I was thinking, you're full...

282
00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:11,471
you're relaxed, you're
watching your favorite TV show...

283
00:13:12,361 --> 00:13:14,967
Do you think we could
have that, uh, car key now?

284
00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:16,204
You know something?

285
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,656
You guys have earned it.

286
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:18,737
You really have.

287
00:13:20,686 --> 00:13:21,896
And I wish I could give it to you.

288
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,588
-What do you mean?
-You guys threw me a curve ball.

289
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,578
I had no idea it was
going to go this way.

290
00:13:26,902 --> 00:13:27,487
Bravo.

291
00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:29,737
But I swallowed it.

292
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:30,499
What?

293
00:13:30,797 --> 00:13:33,534
I know. It was foolish
and spiteful, but...

294
00:13:34,057 --> 00:13:35,694
this was before we reconnected.

295
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:38,855
Hey, is there any more
of this shake left?

296
00:13:40,828 --> 00:13:41,898
Unbelievable!

297
00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:46,621
You invite me up here for a celebration,
and instead, you blindside me?!

298
00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:49,316
You told complete
strangers that I'm a monster!

299
00:13:49,368 --> 00:13:50,760
Mom, I acknowledge your anger.

300
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,765
Well, get ready to
acknowledge a lot more!

301
00:13:52,927 --> 00:13:54,315
Oh, you "forgive me," Francis?

302
00:13:54,403 --> 00:13:56,628
Do you forgive me for
27 hours of labor?!

303
00:13:56,676 --> 00:14:00,204
For staying up all night with you when you
were sick with 105-degree temperature?!

304
00:14:00,454 --> 00:14:03,798
For the thousands of hours I spent
trying to get you to do your homework?!

305
00:14:03,899 --> 00:14:05,422
Yes, Mom, I forgive you.

306
00:14:06,025 --> 00:14:09,189
So it's all my fault that your life is
messed up and you're an alcoholic?!

307
00:14:09,373 --> 00:14:11,490
I'm the source of everything
wrong with your life?!

308
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,706
Mom, I'd love to get into this,
but we don't talk about these
things outside the meeting.

309
00:14:14,712 --> 00:14:16,029
Well, get your coat. We're going back.

310
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:18,842
Uh, Lois, let's not ruin
Francis' special day.

311
00:14:18,844 --> 00:14:20,867
Why not? Apparently,
I've ruined everything else!

312
00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:22,558
What's past is past.

313
00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:25,302
"What's past is past"?!

314
00:14:26,161 --> 00:14:28,418
So you think this is all my fault, too?!

315
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,800
Can we discuss this in the other room?

316
00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:33,259
There is no other room!

317
00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:42,452
Just admit it, guys: You've been beat.

318
00:14:42,623 --> 00:14:43,421
Are you kidding?

319
00:14:43,691 --> 00:14:46,091
Now that we know where the
key is, it's only a matter of time.

320
00:14:47,558 --> 00:14:49,198
Here's Grandma's special cereal.

321
00:14:50,373 --> 00:14:53,130
That stuff is so powerful,
she had to eat it in the bathroom.

322
00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:55,604
The recoil is going to put you
through the ceiling, little man.

323
00:14:56,821 --> 00:14:59,479
I don't know why we're going
through all this trouble. I had
a much faster way to do this.

324
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,965
We're not cutting him open, Reese.

325
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,203
This will still work out.

326
00:15:02,298 --> 00:15:04,046
We just have to adjust
the destruction list.

327
00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:05,256
The way I look at it,

328
00:15:05,626 --> 00:15:07,422
we have to skip paint
ballooning the Tai-chi group,

329
00:15:07,821 --> 00:15:09,950
the charity 10K won't get
its phony route markers,

330
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:13,641
and I'm afraid planting the porn
magazines in the feminist bookstore
will have to wait till another time.

331
00:15:13,736 --> 00:15:15,303
It's like you're killing my children!

332
00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:23,585
-Wait. Wait...
-Shut up, Dewey!

333
00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:25,159
That's not the end
I want to be hearing from!

334
00:15:29,813 --> 00:15:31,477
You're taking his side in this?!

335
00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:33,645
I'm not taking anyone's side.

336
00:15:33,648 --> 00:15:35,244
There are no sides!

337
00:15:35,493 --> 00:15:37,747
I'm just saying look at
it from Francis' side.

338
00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:39,440
He crucified me in that meeting!

339
00:15:39,441 --> 00:15:42,651
You're right to feel attacked by these
people, but this is about Francis.

340
00:15:42,773 --> 00:15:44,652
He's building a new life.

341
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:46,507
We've got to go easy on him.

342
00:15:46,544 --> 00:15:48,351
He's only been sober for one year.

343
00:15:48,622 --> 00:15:51,312
He's a one-year-old.
You're fighting with an infant!

344
00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:56,156
That infant dragged my name through the
mud and now wants us to give him $20,000!

345
00:15:56,217 --> 00:15:58,794
This is an investment in
a business for our son.

346
00:15:58,802 --> 00:16:01,605
What?! He's quit drinking, and
now magically, he knows how
to run a business?!

347
00:16:01,608 --> 00:16:04,470
See? You are still stuck
in this stupid death struggle,

348
00:16:04,552 --> 00:16:06,697
that you have had with
him since he was born!

349
00:16:06,946 --> 00:16:10,124
Francis has changed, and
you have got to face that fact!

350
00:16:10,131 --> 00:16:11,838
No! Francis has not changed!

351
00:16:12,032 --> 00:16:14,729
He has just changed his
tricks to get what he wants.

352
00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:17,149
This whole day has been about
getting us to sign that loan!

353
00:16:17,152 --> 00:16:17,900
There you go again!

354
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,427
I know for a fact this
is not about the loan!

355
00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:23,373
-How? How do you know that?
-Because I've already signed it, okay?!

356
00:16:23,952 --> 00:16:25,464
So can we just move on?!

357
00:16:25,971 --> 00:16:27,086
What?!

358
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,281
-Nothing yet.
-I wish there was something I could do.

359
00:16:52,889 --> 00:16:55,196
-I feel so helpless.
-Just think good thoughts.

360
00:16:59,492 --> 00:17:01,477
Reese, quick, the colander!

361
00:17:18,252 --> 00:17:19,240
Where do we start?

362
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,074
I guess you just...

363
00:17:22,235 --> 00:17:22,972
go for it.

364
00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:27,006
Dewey!

365
00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:29,559
-He had the key all along!
-No!

366
00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:30,436
That little...

367
00:17:31,973 --> 00:17:32,785
What are you doing?

368
00:17:32,988 --> 00:17:34,183
There could be a spare.

369
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:39,024
I cannot believe you went
behind my back on this!

370
00:17:39,131 --> 00:17:41,590
If you think you're going to get away
with this, you are sadly mistaken!

371
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,449
$20,000, Francis?!

372
00:17:43,468 --> 00:17:44,432
How in the world would you...

373
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,093
-What's this?
-The loan.

374
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,298
If you're not on board,
we won't do it.

375
00:17:50,992 --> 00:17:51,416
What?

376
00:17:51,751 --> 00:17:54,095
I don't want you and Dad
fighting because of us.

377
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:55,932
This is not how we wanted
to start our business.

378
00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:58,559
Piama and I will just get
the money from someone else.

379
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,180
But I was...

380
00:18:01,403 --> 00:18:02,723
-Really?
-Absolutely.

381
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,302
Come on. Let's go get something to eat.

382
00:18:04,743 --> 00:18:07,168
Oh, that new Thai place just
opened up around the corner.

383
00:18:07,239 --> 00:18:08,097
Sounds good to me.

384
00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:09,752
Dad, you better get your
jacket. It might get cold.

385
00:18:10,107 --> 00:18:10,625
Okay.

386
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,231
Francis?

387
00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:12,973
Yeah, Mom?

388
00:18:13,241 --> 00:18:15,157
Are you sure you
don't want the money?

389
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,181
Mom, I don't want anything
you don't want to give.

390
00:18:22,899 --> 00:18:24,256
-Mom...
-I want you to have the loan.

391
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:26,509
I was wrong.

392
00:18:27,443 --> 00:18:28,332
You've changed.

393
00:18:29,336 --> 00:18:30,245
Are you serious?

394
00:18:30,872 --> 00:18:32,599
-Really, you don't have to do this.
-Oh, I know.

395
00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:34,719
That's why I want you to have it.

396
00:18:35,486 --> 00:18:38,623
So that you and Piama can start
your business with our blessing.

397
00:18:43,128 --> 00:18:45,438
Wow, Mom, this is huge!

398
00:18:45,565 --> 00:18:48,618
-Well, it is a lot of money.
-Not the loan...you.

399
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,971
-What?
-You actually admitted you were wrong.

400
00:18:51,377 --> 00:18:52,559
That's the first step.

401
00:18:52,622 --> 00:18:53,780
Are you ready to take the next one?

402
00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:55,312
What are you talking about? What step?

403
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:58,113
The first step to admitting
you're an alcoholic.

404
00:18:59,699 --> 00:19:01,181
I'm not an alcoholic.

405
00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:04,036
Okay, you're not ready.

406
00:19:04,472 --> 00:19:06,596
This is my fault. They
tell us not to do this. It...

407
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,027
has to come from you.
Is everybody ready to go?

408
00:19:09,092 --> 00:19:10,484
Francis, I don't drink.

409
00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:12,975
I mean, maybe I have a glass
of champagne on my birthday...

410
00:19:13,212 --> 00:19:15,530
-Every birthday?
-What does that have to do with anything?

411
00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:18,459
-I think we should get going...
-Come on, Mom, you have the classic signs.

412
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:21,333
Irrational behavior, not able
to control your emotions.

413
00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:22,685
Everybody else is the problem.

414
00:19:22,714 --> 00:19:24,134
Francis, I do not drink.

415
00:19:24,323 --> 00:19:25,682
I am not an alcoholic.

416
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:28,039
Mom, you don't have to
drink to be an alcoholic.

417
00:19:28,128 --> 00:19:29,006
Yeah, you do!

418
00:19:29,565 --> 00:19:30,977
Alcoholism.

419
00:19:31,289 --> 00:19:32,242
It's in the name.

420
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,530
I think your mother's right on this.

421
00:19:33,649 --> 00:19:35,006
No, she's not.

422
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,062
I barely drank, and I'm an alcoholic.

423
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,079
It's true; I've only
seen him tipsy once.

424
00:19:39,227 --> 00:19:41,541
He gets sick. I can't even
give him cough syrup.

425
00:19:41,977 --> 00:19:45,583
How the hell can you call yourself
an alcoholic if you don't even drink?!

426
00:19:45,646 --> 00:19:47,552
What do you mean?!
My life was a wreck!

427
00:19:47,823 --> 00:19:49,466
I had no future, no hope.

428
00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:52,155
-I had all the signs.
-Except for the alcohol part.

429
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,718
Why do you keep harping on that?!

430
00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:55,300
Why do you have to do that?!

431
00:19:55,396 --> 00:19:56,675
You never let me have anything!

432
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,698
You wouldn't let me have that
bike or those throwing stars!

433
00:19:58,702 --> 00:20:00,415
Now you won't let me have alcoholism...

434
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:02,471
the one thing I'm doing right in my life!

435
00:20:02,561 --> 00:20:03,264
Unbelievable.

436
00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:05,779
If it's not me, it's alcohol, right?

437
00:20:06,234 --> 00:20:07,858
The problem's always somewhere else.

438
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,181
Francis, you need to
take a look in the mirror.

439
00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:12,568
Come on, Hal, let's go home.

440
00:20:13,924 --> 00:20:14,580
Wait a minute.

441
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,630
You can't walk out on me!

442
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,642
This is your problem, too!

443
00:20:20,744 --> 00:20:22,376
At least you support me, right, Dad?

444
00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:27,104
You know, I thought I did, son,
but then I realized I was just
doing it for all the wrong reasons.

445
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,416
I was just trying to buy your love.

446
00:20:33,753 --> 00:20:35,326
See you on your real birthday, son.

447
00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:50,899
You know, maybe Mom was right.

448
00:20:51,904 --> 00:20:54,524
I was blaming her and the
alcohol for my problems...

449
00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:57,759
when the real problem was
always right in front of me...

450
00:20:59,125 --> 00:20:59,865
Me?!

451
00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:00,912
Yes, you.

452
00:21:01,349 --> 00:21:02,207
Who else could it be?

453
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:04,128
Why didn't you tell me
I wasn't an alcoholic?!

454
00:21:04,168 --> 00:21:06,826
How am I supposed to know?!
You seemed messed up to me.

455
00:21:06,903 --> 00:21:08,075
You made me look like an idiot!

456
00:21:08,076 --> 00:21:10,175
-That wasn't hard to do.
-Was that an insult?!