Épisode La justicière S07E16 - Malcolm in the Middle Saison 7

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Reese, I just bought that
for you. Will you look at...

2
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Give it to me.

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Let me see what I can do with it.

4
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I sneezed in chem lab
and spilled acid on it.

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I'm not wearing these
stupid shorts anymore.

6
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Everyone's making fun of me.

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A denim tie.

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How cool is that?

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Malcolm in the Middle
7.16 - "Lois Strikes Back"

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Synchronisation par Max & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

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No way!

13
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No way! That's awesome.

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Okay. I can't wait to see you.

15
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No, I can't wait to see you more.

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No, I can't wait to see you more.

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Okay, you win.

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All right, Cindy's only a few blocks
away, so everybody calm down.

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When she gets here, just try to be cool.
I want to make a good impression.

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Do I have a bat in the hanger?

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You've asked me five times.
The answer's still yes.

22
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So, this is pretty exciting, Reese.

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When did you meet this girl?

24
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I haven't actually met her.

25
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Her cousin goes to school with me,

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and Cindy saw me at the dance
last week and thought I was hot.

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Oh, well, I don't blame her.

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I mean, forgetting I'm
your mother for a minute,

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if I saw you walking down the street,
I would think, there is one hot guy.

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Yeesh.

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Cindy and I talked on the phone
almost every night last week,

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and we totally have the
same sense of humor.

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She said she saw me put the plastic dog
poop in the punch bowl at the school dance,

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and we both agreed that the real
stuff would have been funnier.

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You put plastic poop in the punch bowl?!

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Once again, you completely miss the point.

37
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So, what kind of loser would
want to go out with you?

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This kind of loser.

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And if she kisses half as good as her
picture does, this is going to be sweet.

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Okay, there she is.
Everybody, get out of here.

41
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No, wait.

42
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She'll probably want to meet you.

43
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Okay, you can stay, just
don't say anything stupid.

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How's my hair?

45
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Can you smell my pits?

46
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Why'd you let me put
on this stupid shirt?

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Reese, relax. All you have
to do is just be yourself.

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You're right, Mom.

49
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Thanks.

50
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Enjoy your date, Reese!

51
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And the pig was actually
wearing lipstick?

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Reese was devastated.

53
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I can just imagine.

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And-And I don't like it.

55
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No, no, no, not one little bit.

56
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Now, uh, what is it that
you want me to do?

57
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Look, I know that Reese has
not been a model student,

58
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and once again, I want to
apologize for your tires.

59
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And your mailbox.

60
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And your lawn fountain.

61
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But what those girls did is just cruel,
and I need to see them punished.

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All right, you let me see
what I can find out.

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Now, these girls are
obviously quite clever.

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I mean, where do you
even... find a pig?

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And then we have to get it over to
your house, and put makeup on it.

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Reese was completely blindsided, huh?

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You know what?

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I have had it.

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How would you like it if I called the
Superintendent and told him all about this?

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Great. I'll put him
on the speaker phone.

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REESE & CINDY
For King and Queen

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Unbelievable.

73
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I've never witnessed anything
like that in my entire life.

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There's no excuse for it.

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How did an immature jerk like that get to
be Principal of a high school, Hal? How?

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-Well, with what they...
-He actually laughed.

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He couldn't care less that our
son is curled up on his bed and
completely devastated by this.

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Honey, I think you actually got
chunks of cutting board in the salad.

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-Well, I happen to be very upset, Hal.
-I'm upset, too. And this...

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Principal sounds like a real idiot, but,

81
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you've talked to him, and if he's
not going to do anything about it,
I don't see what else we can do.

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Well, you know what, Hal?

83
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That's just unacceptable to me.

84
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It's just the way it is.

85
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Kids do cruel things to each other.

86
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But, you know, they bounce
back when you're young.

87
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And I actually think that Reese
is coming around a little bit.

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Well, I brought him soup yesterday,
and he couldn't even make a sound.

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Now, I really...

90
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I really think thing's are
going to turn out okay.

91
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Are you trying to calm me down?

92
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No.

93
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I just don't think it leads anywhere
good when you get like this.

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Get like what?

95
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Well...

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you know.

97
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No, I don't know.

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How is it I get?

99
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Well...

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If I have a problem,

101
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I would love for you
to explain it to me.

102
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You know what, honey? This seems
like a-a longer conversation,

103
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and it just so happens that I am right
in the middle of a project in the garage.

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I'm fixing that drawer
from our bathroom cabinet.

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You know how you've always
had to keep your makeup brushes
in the pockets of your robe?

106
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Well, I finally got around to
it, and wouldn't you know,

107
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it's time for that second gluing.

108
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But if you let it dry too much,

109
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you might as well make
a bird's nest out of it.

110
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But then I'd have to sand it and paint it,
and that's a whole different magilla.

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But when I'm done, we will roll up our
sleeves, and we will get through this.

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I mean, if you have to vent, go ahead.

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I am your sounding board.

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I don't care if you have
to bite my head off.

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It's okay, it's what I'm here for.

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I am your rock.

117
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You've always been there for
me, and I'll be there for you,

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even though physically, I may be in
the garage, and you in the kitchen.

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No matter where I am, I'm there.

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I want names.

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How many were there?

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Good. At least you can hear me now.

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Just nod when you see one.

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Kristin?

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It's okay.

126
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She can't hurt you now.

127
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You just love that beautiful hair.

128
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Don't you, sweetie?

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Damn this drawer!

130
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What do you want from me?!

131
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And you can kiss that baby good-bye.

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Another walk off home run for
Hal, and the crowd is on its feet.

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Hal! Hal!

134
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I can't take this anymore, Reese.

135
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You have to stop this
and get on with your life.

136
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Did I remind you of your life?

137
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Look, Reese.

138
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It's my ant farm. I've been
raising them for months.

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I know all their names and love
each and every one of them.

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Here, have fun.

141
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Why does everything I love
always turn into a pig?

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Hey, I've got it.

143
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You'll love this.

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Today at lunch,
Rick Jensen sat in beef stew.

145
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And then spilled lemonade on his crotch.

146
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It was a perfect storm.

147
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Kids were coming from
other schools to laugh at him.

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Was he able to get his pants clean?

149
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Come on, Reese.

150
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You should get back to bed.

151
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I'll bet his mom wasn't
able to get his pants clean.

152
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Hi, Malcolm.
How was school?

153
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Okay, I guess.

154
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Well, there was this
one weird thing.

155
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This girl named Kristin, she's one
of the girls that picked on Reese.

156
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You're not going to believe
what happened to her.

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Oh, my God!

158
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Oh, my God! Oh!

159
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My hair! Oh, my God.

160
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Oh, my God!

161
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Who did this?!

162
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Who did this?!

163
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They tried to get it all out, but I heard
the janitor ended up having to cut off
all her hair with a hedge trimmer.

164
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Really?

165
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That's terrible.

166
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People can be so cruel.

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Oh, absolutely.

168
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Ugh! I know, exactly.

169
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You know, Kristin could
not stop sobbing.

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I'm even earing now,
she's a complete wreck.

171
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I know. Did you see
her without her hair?

172
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You know, I never realized
she had such a tiny head.

173
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Oh, but you know what
the best part is?

174
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Now Dylan's available.

175
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Does he?

176
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No. Get out!

177
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Okay, rookie...

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Show me what you got.

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Okay...

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At least we know
you're not on steroids.

181
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Mom, what are you doing here?

182
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I'm here to pick up
some things for Reese.

183
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You know, so he can catch
up on his school work.

184
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I hope you rented a truck.

185
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You know what?

186
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Everyone seems very amused
by your brother's pain.

187
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Well, I think people
better start thinking twice.

188
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Oh, my God!

189
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Who did this?

190
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Moppet?!

191
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Baby?!

192
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No!

193
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It's you!

194
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There you are.

195
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You took off so fast from school,
we didn't get a chance to talk
about what happened to Diane.

196
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I'm a very busy woman, Malcolm.

197
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It isn't easy running this household.

198
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I can imagine... cooking, shopping,
cutting the heads off of dolls.

199
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I have no idea what you're talking about.

200
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Come on, Mom, it's pretty obvious
what's going on here, and I think it's sick!

201
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Did you see Diane's reaction?

202
00:12:02,857 --> 00:12:03,581
No, I didn't...

203
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:04,771
Was she crying?

204
00:12:04,809 --> 00:12:08,081
She had to be wrapped in a blanket
and carried to the school nurse's office.

205
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Terrible, just terrible.

206
00:12:10,288 --> 00:12:13,915
There's a salad in the fridge
and you boys can make yourselves
sloppy Joe's whenever you're hungry.

207
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I've got some errands to run.

208
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Oh, "errands," right?

209
00:12:16,884 --> 00:12:17,976
I know what you're up to, Mom.

210
00:12:17,991 --> 00:12:19,505
Oh, yes, Malcolm, you've caught me.

211
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I've got to return an overdue video,
go to the cleaners, and pick up
milk and cereal for the morning.

212
00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:24,652
Guilty as charged.

213
00:12:24,653 --> 00:12:25,723
Oh, nice try.

214
00:12:25,872 --> 00:12:27,375
Now, I want you to look
me in the eye and...

215
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:31,500
Mom, I know you're behind all
this, and sooner or later you're
going to have to talk to me.

216
00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:34,084
For God's sake, Malcolm,
can't I have a moment's rest?

217
00:12:34,152 --> 00:12:35,254
No, you can't!

218
00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:38,617
Tell me, did it feel good to
cut through Elmo's neck?

219
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Did it?!

220
00:12:39,921 --> 00:12:40,340
Mom?

221
00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:42,324
Mom?

222
00:12:47,814 --> 00:12:49,657
Runners on second
and third, with two out.

223
00:12:50,193 --> 00:12:52,044
Here's the wind-up, and the pitch.

224
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:57,108
You know, it's a shame to see some of
these veterans hang on a little too long.

225
00:12:57,307 --> 00:12:58,771
Oh, sure, they were great once,

226
00:12:59,639 --> 00:13:03,916
but there comes a point when you just
have to say "I'm done," and hang them up.

227
00:13:04,982 --> 00:13:06,492
Dad, you've got to do something.

228
00:13:06,728 --> 00:13:09,919
Mom has been stalking those
girls who humiliated Reese
like some kind of vigilante.

229
00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:11,725
What? Are you sure about this?

230
00:13:11,731 --> 00:13:13,654
Yes. She's nailed two of them so far,

231
00:13:13,771 --> 00:13:16,167
and she just climbed out of the
bathroom window to go get the third.

232
00:13:17,419 --> 00:13:21,318
This sounds like a lot
of supposition, Malcolm.

233
00:13:21,553 --> 00:13:26,437
I mean, it would be a different story if
you had hard evidence or an eyewitness.

234
00:13:27,049 --> 00:13:28,370
I saw her at school today.

235
00:13:28,572 --> 00:13:31,910
She was there when these butchered dolls'
heads rolled out of one of the girls' lockers.

236
00:13:32,486 --> 00:13:35,218
And what exactly do you mean
when you say you were "there"?

237
00:13:35,241 --> 00:13:37,240
Dad, stop it--don't you care?

238
00:13:37,272 --> 00:13:42,581
Of course, I care, But I think what we
need right now is caution and prudence.

239
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A proactive wait-and-see... if you will.

240
00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:47,121
So you're not going to do anything?

241
00:13:47,122 --> 00:13:48,655
Listen, when your mother gets like this,

242
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we need to vigilantly keep
abreast of all the developments

243
00:13:51,472 --> 00:13:54,094
in a fully-engaged yet
cautiously-detached...

244
00:13:54,096 --> 00:13:55,658
Oh, forget it... if you're
not going to help me,

245
00:13:55,811 --> 00:13:58,936
then I'll just stop her myself,
and you can stay here and
play your ridiculous little game.

246
00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:00,775
Good.

247
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,089
Sorry about the delay, folks.

248
00:14:03,421 --> 00:14:04,664
There was a fan on the field.

249
00:14:05,029 --> 00:14:08,698
Now let's see if this bonus baby is really
worth all the money that they paid for him.

250
00:14:15,891 --> 00:14:17,123
My God, that could've killed...

251
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:23,312
You wouldn't believe the homework Mr.
Hendricks has been dumping on us lately.

252
00:14:23,618 --> 00:14:24,166
Lift your arm.

253
00:14:25,372 --> 00:14:27,111
I mean, okay, your wife moved out.

254
00:14:27,232 --> 00:14:28,426
Don't take it out on us.

255
00:14:28,807 --> 00:14:32,036
If his behavior with her is anything
like it is in math class, I totally get it.

256
00:14:32,552 --> 00:14:34,558
Hey, how is he doing?

257
00:14:35,629 --> 00:14:36,757
He's having a very good day.

258
00:15:07,918 --> 00:15:08,294
Hello?

259
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:08,895
Hello.

260
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,568
This is the Edgewood Hotel.

261
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:14,484
I'm calling to verify a room with
a queen-sized bed for tonight.

262
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,427
I'm sorry, there must be some mistake.

263
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:17,163
Oh?

264
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:20,437
The reservation was
made by Heidi Kaczenski.

265
00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:24,560
She also requested a bottle of
champagne and the romance package.

266
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,315
I think you'd better
cancel that reservation.

267
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,361
Heidi! Get in here this minute!

268
00:15:30,278 --> 00:15:31,732
Dad, what is so important? I...

269
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:33,665
You and Scott got a
hotel room for tonight?!

270
00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:34,765
What?!

271
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,908
That was the hotel calling.

272
00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:37,178
How could you do this to us?!

273
00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:39,725
I didn't do anything. I was in my
room getting ready for the dance.

274
00:15:39,726 --> 00:15:41,275
You really don't know
anything about this?

275
00:15:41,276 --> 00:15:41,851
No!

276
00:15:42,982 --> 00:15:43,861
What's this?

277
00:15:46,507 --> 00:15:47,255
Oh, my God!

278
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,685
That is not mine!

279
00:15:49,779 --> 00:15:51,312
I don't know what the
hell you were thinking,

280
00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:53,708
but as of right now, you
and Scott are through!

281
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,588
I hate you!
I hate both of you!

282
00:16:04,146 --> 00:16:05,236
I saw something move.

283
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,395
There's somebody out there.

284
00:16:18,384 --> 00:16:19,267
What's going on out here?

285
00:16:21,929 --> 00:16:23,199
I'll tell you what's going on.

286
00:16:23,271 --> 00:16:25,732
I saw this punk peeking in your window.

287
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:26,226
What?!

288
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:27,173
I can't believe this!

289
00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:28,826
Jordan, I thought
you were a good kid!

290
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:29,349
But I was just...

291
00:16:30,129 --> 00:16:32,531
You picked the wrong night to
mess with me, you little perv!

292
00:16:32,635 --> 00:16:34,917
Well, let's see what the police
have to say about this.

293
00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:49,162
I need to talk to you.

294
00:16:50,128 --> 00:16:50,669
Not now.

295
00:16:51,063 --> 00:16:52,904
Please, I need to tell you something.

296
00:16:55,955 --> 00:16:57,286
I've been a terrible mother.

297
00:16:59,798 --> 00:17:00,703
It's okay, Mom.

298
00:17:01,384 --> 00:17:02,538
I've known that for a long time.

299
00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:03,770
No, you don't understand.

300
00:17:04,768 --> 00:17:06,724
When those girls humiliated you...

301
00:17:07,676 --> 00:17:10,556
Instead of trying to comfort you and
help you deal with your feelings,

302
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:14,543
I just got caught up in my own
anger and went on a rampage.

303
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:17,638
What?

304
00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:21,139
All I was worried about was
making them pay, and they did.

305
00:17:21,526 --> 00:17:23,394
But what disturbs me is...

306
00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:27,532
how much I enjoyed crushing those
three girls and watching them suffer.

307
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,222
I tapped into some dark,
ugly place inside of me.

308
00:17:31,579 --> 00:17:32,420
I was acting like...

309
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:36,383
...you.

310
00:17:38,447 --> 00:17:40,704
Oh, God, who am I kidding?
I wasn't acting like you.

311
00:17:45,646 --> 00:17:46,643
I am you.

312
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:54,791
There's this horrible thing that's
part of us that makes it seem
okay to do really scary stuff.

313
00:17:56,635 --> 00:17:59,558
I must have gotten it from Grandma,
and I passed it on to you, sweetie.

314
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,255
And all I can say is...

315
00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:04,473
I'm sorry.

316
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:09,452
I'm deeply, deeply sorry.

317
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:12,888
There's one left?

318
00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:15,438
No, Reese...

319
00:18:18,382 --> 00:18:19,567
That doesn't matter.

320
00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:21,230
Yeah, yeah, I know that, Mom.

321
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,208
I'm just trying to let it sink in.

322
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,227
You know, that girl will
be getting away with it.

323
00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:33,546
She doesn't matter.

324
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:35,645
What matters is us.

325
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,218
I get that stuff about us, Mom.

326
00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:38,512
That was amazing.

327
00:18:39,053 --> 00:18:41,221
I was just thinking about what
must be going through her head.

328
00:18:43,465 --> 00:18:44,859
But you're right, it's not about her.

329
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:45,920
Exactly.

330
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,431
What do you mean what's
going on inside of her head?

331
00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,857
You know, how she thinks she beat you.

332
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:58,591
"I'm perfect, and I got away with it,
and that tired, frumpy housewife

333
00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:00,350
just didn't have what it
took to finish the job."

334
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:06,933
If you think you're
manipulating me, you're wrong.

335
00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:10,442
That girl just needs to know she
can't go around hurting people
without there being consequences.

336
00:19:10,479 --> 00:19:13,062
And that way, she'll grow up
to be a very nice young lady.

337
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:13,684
Got it.

338
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,878
And I want to make it clear that
this is a one time thing, due to
very special circumstances.

339
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:18,400
Understood.

340
00:19:18,647 --> 00:19:20,602
Now get back there and fill
up those balloons with paint.

341
00:19:21,854 --> 00:19:23,153
And I'll tell you what, Joe.

342
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,227
The idea that man came
from an ape still rankles me.

343
00:19:26,237 --> 00:19:27,497
I say prove it.

344
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,183
Point well taken, Skip,

345
00:19:29,216 --> 00:19:34,062
but the good news here at the ballpark
is that the rain delay is finally over, and
we can get back to playing America's...

346
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,588
I think we have enough.

347
00:19:41,011 --> 00:19:41,875
Let's move.

348
00:19:43,311 --> 00:19:44,476
I knew I'd find you here!

349
00:19:44,929 --> 00:19:46,416
Well, congratulations, Columbo.

350
00:19:46,575 --> 00:19:47,735
Now, move, we're in a hurry.

351
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:48,550
Mom, no!

352
00:19:48,675 --> 00:19:50,273
What you're doing is crazy.

353
00:19:50,538 --> 00:19:52,368
It goes against everything
you've ever taught us.

354
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,411
You don't get it, Malcolm.

355
00:19:53,782 --> 00:19:56,691
This is a one time thing, due
to very special circumstances.

356
00:19:56,907 --> 00:19:57,468
Tell him, Mom.

357
00:19:57,475 --> 00:20:00,154
Get out of our way!

358
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,501
This is not going to happen.

359
00:20:07,284 --> 00:20:07,785
They're moving.

360
00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:09,210
-Adjust left.
-Adjusting left.

361
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:15,903
Direct hit.

362
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,591
Oh, my God!

363
00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:20,979
Stop it!

364
00:20:23,652 --> 00:20:25,991
Make them stop!

365
00:20:28,816 --> 00:20:30,859
Let go of me you coward?

366
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:32,665
Stop it!

367
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:37,857
This is nice.

368
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:38,606
Just the two of us.

369
00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:41,733
I was just thinking the same thing.

370
00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:47,220
Stop it!

371
00:20:47,927 --> 00:20:49,131
Stop!

372
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,017
It's a shame it was over so quickly.

373
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:51,950
I know.

374
00:20:52,005 --> 00:20:53,935
Maybe we can go bowling
together some time.

375
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,247
I'd like that.

376
00:20:56,277 --> 00:20:57,392
Unbelievable.

377
00:20:57,860 --> 00:21:00,286
So as long as you can
rationalize your behavior,

378
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,653
I guess you can do whatever you want.

379
00:21:01,983 --> 00:21:04,166
There are no rules, huh, Mom?
Is that what you're saying?

380
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:06,870
Oh, Malcolm, for Pete's
sake. Don't be so upset.

381
00:21:07,389 --> 00:21:09,189
I'll do something
with you next week.