Épisode Quelle horreur ! S06E18 - Malcolm in the Middle Saison 6

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NOTICE OF SUSPENSION

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Here you go, Jamie.

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What are you doing?

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Mom's been going
through the trash.

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Malcolm in the Middle - 6.18 - Ida's Dance

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Synchronisation par Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

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Check it out.

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This is my homework.

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I've spent every night this year
cramming my skull full of integral
calculus and conversational Latin.

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I just needed one class that
wasn't going to kill me.

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And then I saw it...
Music Appreciation.

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It's an actual class.

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All I have to do is listen to a CD
and write down how it makes me feel.

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It's such an easy "A."

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No matter how easy an "A" is,
a "D" is always easier, Malcolm.

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Not in this class. I better get
started on my homework.

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"F"!

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I can't believe that goateed
moron gave me an "F."

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"You obviously didn't
even listen to the piece."

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I listened to it. You saw me.

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You know, with the right kind of pen,
you can turn that "F" into a "P."

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Mom? Finally!

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Where have you been?

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I've been calling for weeks.
I must have left ten messages.

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What on Earth is
going on up there?

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I'm busy.

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Gorga, Ludwina and Marica need me
to help make pickles for the festival.

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Mom, what are you talking
about? Gorga? Marica?

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Marica's Ludwina's cousin.

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She married the sailor
with the milky eye.

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And she knows the curse
to give you warts.

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-You're not making any sense.
-I have to go. They're calling me.

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Oh, my God, Hal. She's lost
her mind. She thinks she's
back in her old village.

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I have to go up there.

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Why?

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Hal, she has one leg, she's demented.
She could wander out onto a freeway.

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I thought we agreed we'd
take no extraordinary
measures to prolong her life.

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Fine.

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There we go.

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If Mommy asks, you got a bath.

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-Did you get it?
-Oh, yeah.

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Exhumed Maniac.

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The guy at the video store said it even
creeped him out, and he's an albino.

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Oh, I love scary movies.

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There's nothing so primal as
a man coming face-to-face
with what really terrifies him.

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We'll keep this a secret
from your mother.

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Got it.

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There's commercials
she won't let me watch.

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Well, she's gone for five days,
we can have a film festival.

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Now, the thing about horror
films is that it's always what
they don't show that's scary,

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because nothing on the screen
can ever be as truly frightening
as what we imagin...

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I'm glad they shoved that
guy's skin down his throat.

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I didn't think he'd
ever stop screaming.

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I have a favor to ask.

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I'm taking Music Appreciation,
but I'm not doing so well.

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I have to get an
"A" in this class.

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I know you know about this stuff, so
I'm willing to pay you ten bucks an hour
to teach me until I get it right, okay?

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"The Adagio for Organ and
Strings" makes you happy?

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Are you going to
help me or not?

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So let me get this straight.

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You, the brilliant genius Malcolm,
are coming to me, your little brother,
for help on your homework?

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Yes, Dewey, that's right.

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So you're a total
idiot at music?

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Yes, Dewey, it seems that way.

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That's probably why you're
such a drag to be around.

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Yes, Dewey, that's probably why
I'm such a drag to be around.

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Interesting.

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And that must be why
you're hitting yourself.

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Is this gonna take long?

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Depends how fast you obey.

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And that must be why
you're hitting yourself.

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Mom.

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Oh, thank God you're all right.

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What are you doing here?

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Mrs. Kucheck next door told
me you were down here.

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She also said to stop
stealing her newspaper.

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I told her she's free
to fight me for it.

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You didn't return my
calls for two weeks.

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-I was worried.
-Oh, yes, so worried.

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You get the earrings, Susan gets
the bracelet. Now go home.

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Mother...

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-What is this place?
-It's wonderful.

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It's like being back in the village.
Everyone here is from the old country.

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They got the right
kind of pickles.

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They know the old songs. After
50 years in this stink-hole of a
country, I finally feel like I fit in.

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Wow, I felt surrounded when
there was just one of you.

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You going to introduce her to us or
make us wait around like a pack of pigs?

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Pack of pigs wouldn't leave
their nail clippings on the floor
for other people to step on.

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This is my daughter, Lois.

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Gorga.

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Ludwina.

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Big Kathy. Little Kathy.

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Marica. Floransa.

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Anca. And Mushka.

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Is this the fat daughter
or the one who drinks?

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This is the one with the half-wit
factory between her legs.

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Well, I don't know what to say.
I planned on two days to get
you into an old folks home,

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two days to fight the court challenge,
then I'd fly back on Sunday.

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Now I'm stuck here...
it's $300 just to change my ticket.

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Good. You'll be here for
the festival Saturday.

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What festival?

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You stop it.

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You know it's
Saint Grotus's Day.

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Oh, my God. Saint Grotus's Day?
That's still around?

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It is. And we haven't turned our
church into a Burger King either.

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She's being modest.

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She was a terrific Grotus Day
dancer. Made your children
look like poisoned sheep.

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Best girl between the
vlatnis in 15 counties!

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Not the vlatnis.

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God, I hated that
awful vlatny dance.

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You loved it. She begged to go.

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She dragged me seven blocks
by my pigtails to some stinking
butcher shop full of drunk uncles.

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I couldn't even see my feet through
the flies and the cigarette smoke.

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When I was 16, I worked up the
nerve to tell her I wanted to quit. She
fed me nothing but bark for a week.

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It's her stupid idea of a joke.

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You're not around fancy big-shots
with all their teeth, sipping wine.

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These are real people. You will not
embarrass me in front of my friends by spitting
on who you are and where you come from.

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Fine.

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Oh. Boshnik bread.

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I haven't had this in years.

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Does it work or just cram
its face with bread?

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She works.

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And not on her back like
your slut daughter.

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Can she make a Saint
Grotus's Day tart?

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I'd have left her in the forest with her
hand nailed to a stump if she didn't.

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You will make the
tart this year.

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The tart? By myself?
That thing is gigantic.

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Yes, let Ida's daughter rest.

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The old ladies with arthritis
can make the Saint his tart.

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Ida's daughter can sit on her
gigantic ass all day and eat bread.

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Jelly, dear?

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Fine.

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I'm here for five days. I was
expecting to be miserable anyway.

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I'll make the tart.

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We got it started for you.

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No! Not my eyes!

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Not my baby's eyes, too!

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Hey, Dad.

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What do you want?!

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I wanted to trade my Fruit
Roll-Up for a strawberry one?

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Sorry, son. Of course you can.

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But ask for it like a man.
Don't go creeping around the kitchen.

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I'll just come back later.
You seem busy.

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Hey, Dad.

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Check out tonight's movie.

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They Peeled My Face.

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The director went to jail
for using real corpses.

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Listen, Reese, I wanted to
talk about movie night.

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Really?

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I wasn't going to say anything 'cause
it's so gay to talk about feelings,

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but I used to feel bad that we
don't spend any time together.

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And now I find out that the one thing
I like the most, that everyone else
thinks is creepy, my dad likes it, too.

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-How great is that?
-Really great.

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Does it have to be so hot?
It's, like, 95 degrees in here.

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Yes, we'll turn on the air-conditioning
and let the tart collapse so
you can live like a movie star.

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-Let's see how you did.
-No, it's not done yet.

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I was nine hours into it when you
made me start over because the
almonds weren't facing Vadutz.

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You made vomit.

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The Saint killed our enemies, then went to hell
to ask Jesus to increase the severity of their
punishment, and you reward him with vomit?

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You might as well wipe yourself with
the beard of the Most Holy Patriarch.

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Why is my tart vomit?

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Stop your temper tantrum!

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Look here. The 15th
layer... you put apricots.

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Is that correct?

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The Saint didn't slaughter the
peacemakers on the 15th. He waited
till the 16th when they trusted him.

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This thing has, like, 35 layers.
Who's gonna know where the apricots are?

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So if you steal and no one
knows, that makes it okay?

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I taught her better than that,
till my arm was going to fall off.

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She has to start over.

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What?

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This is ridiculous.

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Don't blame yourself, Ida.

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She was born rotten.

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That's why the goat
refused to breast-feed her.

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Can I at least have a rag to
tie around my head to keep
the sweat out of my eyes?

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Yes, Your Majesty.

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We have to start from
the very begining.

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What do you feel ?

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I don't feel anything.

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It's just dinging,
and it's annoying.

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What the hell is
wrong with you?

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Babies understand this music.

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I'll tell you what's wrong with me.
You're teaching me bad on purpose.

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Great. Now you're
stupid and crazy.

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Am I?

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I asked to learn the one thing that
makes you special, your stupid music,

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but you can't stand that, can you?

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You've been sabotaging
me from day one.

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That's it. I quit.

191
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You can't.

192
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-You made a promise.
-I did not.

193
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We tried everything
and you're an idiot.

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You are not walking
away from this, Dewey.

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You're going to
help me beat this.

196
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I don't care.

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Fail your course.

198
00:11:04,239 --> 00:11:05,801
I dropped that class last week.

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00:11:06,978 --> 00:11:08,608
Then why are you bothering me?

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Because you know music and
I don't and that's not fair.

201
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,603
It's totally fair.

202
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You just hate that you don't
get to be better than everybody
at everything all the time.

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Music's my only thing.
And you know what?

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It's greater than everything you
have put together, because it's
about beauty and love and feeling,

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and not about proving what
a creepy little genius you are
to everybody, so excuse me.

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I'm going to appreciate music.

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It's all the sweeter
because I know you can't.

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Oh, my God. Dewey.
Are you okay?

209
00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:44,735
I'm sorry.

210
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I'm deaf. I'm deaf.

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Oh, my God.

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-Mom's gonna kill us!
-Shut up. Calm down.

213
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

214
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Your hearing will probably
come back in a while.

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00:11:59,398 --> 00:12:01,298
Please, just don't
say anything, okay?

216
00:12:01,324 --> 00:12:02,743
Let's just keep this
quiet for a while.

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Do you understand?

218
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Does a punch mean yes?

219
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Good.

220
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Well, I finished.

221
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I almost gave up when I
thought I burned the prunes.

222
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But then I fell into this rhythm,
and I just lost track of time.

223
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The next thing you know, it's done.

224
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And it came out perfect.

225
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It was a lot of work,
but you know something?

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It feels good.

227
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What's that?

228
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That's the real tart.

229
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You kept screwing up.

230
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We just knew it would be easier for
everyone if we just made it ourselves.

231
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But I worked for days!

232
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I'm sorry.

233
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I know you'd rather be at the
disco shaking your backside
at a bunch of drug addicts.

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You like St. Grotus's Day?!

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Huh?!

236
00:12:58,848 --> 00:12:59,648
You like tarts?!

237
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,182
Well, what are we waiting for?

238
00:13:02,711 --> 00:13:04,485
Let's celebrate!

239
00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:43,435
Well, maybe next time you'll
think better before criticizing
other people's desserts.

240
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:46,841
What are you doing?

241
00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:56,723
Oh, Malcolm.

242
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I didn't hear you.

243
00:13:59,052 --> 00:13:59,978
I wonder why.

244
00:14:00,953 --> 00:14:02,253
Why don't you have a seat?

245
00:14:05,614 --> 00:14:09,264
Now I know some people say an eye for
an eye makes the whole world blind.

246
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:12,526
But I think it's simple fairness.

247
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,473
I don't know what you're talking
about. Just say what you mean.

248
00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:17,594
You seem confused.

249
00:14:17,704 --> 00:14:17,836
You want me to help you?

250
00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:19,774
Well, let's see if I can
make it loud and clear.

251
00:14:19,804 --> 00:14:20,870
I can't do it.

252
00:14:30,442 --> 00:14:33,237
I guess I'm just a better
person than you are.

253
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:46,693
You know, there's some diabetes medicine
in the fridge you may want to destroy.

254
00:14:46,723 --> 00:14:49,173
I am not going to be the
bad guy in this, Mother.

255
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,506
I just want to understand
my daughter's behavior.

256
00:14:51,536 --> 00:14:53,381
Why are you so frustrated?

257
00:14:53,523 --> 00:14:57,102
Is your husband failing to
perform his shameful duty?

258
00:14:57,207 --> 00:14:58,888
Mother, just shut up,
and leave me alone.

259
00:14:58,918 --> 00:15:06,671
After all the Saint did for us, all the
enemy churches he burned, why
would you destroy his holy cookie?

260
00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:08,133
It doesn't even taste good.

261
00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:11,538
It's not supposed to taste good.
It's supposed to be hard to make.

262
00:15:11,568 --> 00:15:11,637
I can't believe you would humiliate
me in front of my friends!

263
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,947
Friends?

264
00:15:15,654 --> 00:15:18,304
Those women are monsters.
They treat me like garbage.

265
00:15:18,362 --> 00:15:19,812
How can they be your friends?

266
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,916
I need some people
I can talk to, Lois!

267
00:15:21,946 --> 00:15:23,246
Well, you used to need me!

268
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:27,127
I'm going.

269
00:15:30,281 --> 00:15:34,980
All right. So now we're both deaf,

270
00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:36,236
but that's okay.

271
00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:40,928
We've had a while to practice
now and we're pretty confident
we can hide it from Dad!

272
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,832
Boys, listen, I'm going to grab the TV
and hide it till your mother gets back.

273
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:48,923
I'm going to tell Reese that
it was stolen by junkies,
desperate for a quick fix.

274
00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:51,931
If he ever suspects, you
didn't hear it from me. Oh!

275
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,295
Hey, Dad.

276
00:15:56,942 --> 00:16:00,629
The guy at the video store finally
admitted they have a secret
room behind the snuff films.

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00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,109
I'm going to go check it out.

278
00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:03,823
Sounds like a plan.

279
00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:08,112
Boys... give me a hand here.

280
00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:11,623
Boys, help!

281
00:16:15,664 --> 00:16:16,057
Boys!

282
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:18,956
Help... me!

283
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:26,701
For God sakes,
what's wrong with you?!

284
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,757
Save your father's eyes!

285
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,217
This makes up for everything.

286
00:16:44,423 --> 00:16:47,250
Is that supposed to impress me?

287
00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:51,342
Mother, I swear to God
I almost quit twice between
the first and the second corset.

288
00:16:51,372 --> 00:16:53,215
-I'm this close to...
-All right.

289
00:16:53,936 --> 00:16:57,467
You want to dance... we dance.

290
00:17:00,207 --> 00:17:01,012
What are you doing?

291
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,542
I'm not dancing in this thing.

292
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,105
It just gets in the way.

293
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,850
Begin we now the wushny sabor!

294
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:15,642
The dance where mistakes
are long remembered.

295
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,091
More drinking!

296
00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:30,270
Noroc!

297
00:18:32,921 --> 00:18:33,621
Noroc, Mother.

298
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,152
Noroc.

299
00:18:38,611 --> 00:18:39,605
The lato vlatnis.

300
00:18:40,978 --> 00:18:42,444
Hard as a Cossack's heart.

301
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,208
Sharp as a raven's beak.

302
00:18:49,175 --> 00:18:51,011
Oh, crap. I hate the knives.

303
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,278
You think your dad getting
killed by a TV set is funny?!

304
00:18:58,724 --> 00:18:59,933
I'll tell you what's funny!

305
00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:02,124
Being grounded for the
rest of your lives!

306
00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:05,840
After about an hour, he managed to
spit a piece of glass into my lap.

307
00:19:06,239 --> 00:19:07,919
You got to admire that
kind of perseverance.

308
00:19:07,949 --> 00:19:12,498
Your children and your
children's children will grow
up grounded in this house!

309
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:14,346
I can't hear what he's saying.

310
00:19:14,376 --> 00:19:17,873
But judging by the color of
his face, I probably shouldn't
ask for the car this weekend.

311
00:19:17,903 --> 00:19:20,153
Dad, come on.
I've got something to show you.

312
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:26,314
We'll use this system until Mom
comes home, then say it was
defective, and get a refund.

313
00:19:26,653 --> 00:19:29,197
Tonight's going to feel like we're
actually inside the guy's torso.

314
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:31,312
Son, sit down.

315
00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:34,769
Listen...

316
00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:38,533
These movies are torture for me.

317
00:19:39,924 --> 00:19:44,761
I chewed blisters into my
fingers, I can't sleep, I'm
afraid of everything. But...

318
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,185
I love you, and I love
spending time with you.

319
00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:49,299
Oh.

320
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:52,146
Like me and baseball.

321
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:53,359
What?

322
00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:59,673
Like when you were so excited to
teach me baseball when I was six, and
I couldn't tell you how totally boring it is.

323
00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:03,163
But... that look on your face
when I got you your first mitt?

324
00:20:03,193 --> 00:20:06,193
It's the same face I use when
I get underwear for Christmas.

325
00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:08,411
"Wow, it's like
you read my mind!"

326
00:20:11,615 --> 00:20:12,415
It's not so bad.

327
00:20:13,323 --> 00:20:15,273
We're both just liars
for a good cause.

328
00:20:15,286 --> 00:20:15,804
Yeah.

329
00:20:16,695 --> 00:20:18,249
Like that stupid camping trip.

330
00:20:18,895 --> 00:20:20,195
I loved that camping trip.

331
00:20:20,911 --> 00:20:21,911
That's what I meant.

332
00:20:22,442 --> 00:20:24,546
Hi, Dewey.

333
00:20:25,108 --> 00:20:25,995
Mom.

334
00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:27,211
Your voice.