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#609 : Accro du delco

 

Malcolm achète une voiture d'occasion et y devient dangereusement accro. Loïs découvre que Craig a une aventure avec la femme de leur patron, et Hal s'avère être un si bon coiffeur qu'il ouvre un salon dans la maison !

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Titre VO
Malcolm's Car

Titre VF
Accro du delco

Première diffusion
30.01.2005

Première diffusion en France
06.03.2006

Photos promo

Dewey aide son père.

Dewey aide son père.

Plus de détails

Au début de l'épisode, Hal cherche les clés de la voiture avec Lois. Il finit par les trouver à l'intérieur de Jamie.

Reese a réussi à arnaquer quelqu'un sur Internet. Avec l'aide de Malcolm, il empoche beaucoup d'argent.

Lois est furieuse que les prix du magasin de coiffure aient augmenté. Hal offre de les lui couper gratuitement et réussit ce qu'il propose. Craig, lui, doit servir de professeur de golf à la femme de leur patron, ce qui ne le ravit pas.

Malcolm investit son argent dans l'achat d'une voiture. Il perd complètement son intérêt dans le plan de Reese. En fait, il néglige tout le monde au profit du véhicule. Reese choisit donc le pari lui-même.

Hal coupe les cheveux de toutes les collègues de Lois, ce qui enchante puis inquiète Dewey. Les soupçons de Craig se confirment quan dil s'aperçoit que la femme de son patron a un amant.

Cependant la voiture de Malcolm finit par l'enfermer (possible référence au film Christine ?) et Stevie le sauve de l'asphyxie.

Craig confesse son amour pour la femme du patron, et se rend compte que la place d'amant est déjà occupée par un collègue.

Script VO Brut

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Look tickle monster!
He's going to get you.

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Honey, you can stop looking for the car keys.

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Malcolm in the Middle - 6.09 - Malcolm's Car

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Synchronisation par Doyle & Mark,
Script original par Raceman.

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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

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- You are going to be so proud of me.
- Why?

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I spent the last five nights in a chat room
reeling in this creep named Heinrich.

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I got his address and showed up at his
house with a printed transcript of our conversations.

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He calls me "Sugarbuns" 15 times on nine separate occasions.

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Reese...

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So the guy starts crying,
"What about my wife? What about my kids? I'll do anything."

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Entrapment.

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It's not just for police anymore.

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- Why do I care about this?
- The guy works at the racetrack.

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He's going to make bets for us on the horses we pick.

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Well, the horses you pick.

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This is tomorrow's racing form.

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You'll pick the winners and I'll place the bets,
we split the winnings 50-50, like brothers.

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- That's kind of nice.
- Yeah.

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I got to keep this guy on his toes. Time to leave a
suspicious message on his answering machine.

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Wow, blackmailing a pervert to facilitate underage gambling.

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How could this not work out?

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It did work out. It's been four days and
Reese and I have already won almost $300.

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I can't believe it. Reese's plans usually end up
with a missing toe or something.

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Since when... do you...

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buy lunch?

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Oh, well, I've been making some extra money at work.

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There's an incentive program at work,
we're given bonuses for finding

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inefficiencism, it's really improve morale at the store.

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You know, I actually enjoy going
to work now that everybody is...

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Whoa! Jeez, are you okay?

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Trying to finish...

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what God started?

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I'm sorry, I didn't see the curb. I was distracted by that...

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Do you believe this?

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What happened?

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I was half way through my haircut when Troy
casually mentioned that his price had gone up

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from $21 to $28. And he thought
I would just sit there and take it.

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Well, I showed him, Hal.
I got up and I walked right out of there.

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This is extortion, pure and simple.

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What are you going to do about...?

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- Here, even it up.
- What?

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- I can't walk around like this. Cut it.
- No, I couldn't.

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Hal, it doesn't have to look good.
Just hack this side off. Even it up.

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Oh, my God. This is beautiful, Hal.
You've never done this before?

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No, I guess I just have a knack for it.

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Lois, I didn't think it was possible,
but you are even more stunning than ever.

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Oh, Hal.

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- What in the...?
- This is my new car. I bought it.

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Now, I know what you're thinking,
but please just give me 45 seconds to explain

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why this is the perfect car for me
and how it was such and insanely great deal

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that I had no choice but to buy it.

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Hey, there's some black gooey stuff leaking out of it.

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I know it looks fast and dangerous, but that's a good thing.

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Cops will have their eye on my car,
so I'll be extra motivated to drive safe and slow.

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It didn't cost much, so I'll have
enough to pay for the first year's insurance.

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Think of all the money you'll save from
less wear and tear on your car,

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- since I won't have to drive it anymore.
- I can put my finger through the metal.

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Dewey, get out of there!

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I'll be able to work extra shifts since
I won't have to ride in with you,

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which means I'll be bringing more money into the house.

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Oh, and I love it.

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I know you don't care, but it just needed to be said.

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Malcolm, the fact that you even want this so bad
should have been your first clue that this is...

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- Lois.
- Hal, he's not...

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Look, every boy has to go through this.
It's the only way they find out what's important in a car.

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Look, let's go. I need to feather your neckline a little bit.

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Where were you? We were supposed to meet
Heinrich right after lunch to get our bets in.

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Today was totally wasted.
Although he did buy me a swimsuit.

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I got a car, Reese. I finally have a car.
It's the coolest thing I've ever seen.

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It's a piece of crap.

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Don't listen to him. You're magnificent.

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Lois, your hair looks beautiful.

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She's right, Lois. It's fantastic.

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Thank you. I've been getting compliments all day.

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It looks so much better.

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Yeah, I thought you were trapped
in the '70s with that old cut.

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And your head doesn't look so boxy anymore.

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Lois? What did you do to your hair?
I love it. Fred, isn't it fantastic?

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Mm-hmm.

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- Who's your stylist?
- My husband did it.

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- Really? Where's his shop?
- He doesn't have one.

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I just got the scissors out of the drawer and,
I don't know, he just got inspired.

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Amazing.

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Okay, ladies, we're agreed. Lois looks beautiful.
Now, let's get back to work.

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I got a job to do, too, honey.

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Good evening, Fred.

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There goes the soul of this store.

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- And it keeps your nose from taking over your face.
- Yeah, thanks.

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- So I'll see you tonight?
- I wouldn't miss it.

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Lois, you've got to help me.

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What?

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- I need you to cover the rest of my shift for me.
- Again? Craig, what's going on?

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Paula wants to surprise Fred for their anniversary.

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He's a big golfer, so she wants to learn how,
so I've been giving her lessons.

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You don't know how to golf.

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True, but somehow she got the idea that
I only missed the cut at the Masters by three strokes.

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- You lied to her?
- Lois, my job here is hanging by a thread.

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I thought if I could help the boss's wife
surprise him with a game of golf,

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they'd end up kissing on the 18th green,
and maybe I'd be in there somewhere getting the credit for it.

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Or you could just work hard at your job
and then you wouldn't have to suck up.

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Lois, I don't have time for your fantasies.
I'm in trouble here.

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The first few lessons we worked on driving the cart,
but now she wants to know how to swing a club.

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I need to take a lesson so I can
bluff my way through her lessons.

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- Craig...
- Please, Lois.

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I can't lose this job.
This is the only true thing on my resume.

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All right, but I'm only...

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Feldspar!

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I want all those 50-pound bags of dog food out
on the floor before I get back from the warehouse.

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I'm on it.

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Thanks, Lois.

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Sorry I'm late, Hal.
The grocery store was...

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Hi, Lois.

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- Hal, what are you doing?
- Just giving Margie a new look.

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- I had to have him do me. Your husband's a genius.
- And I get to keep the hair.

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Now where was I? Oh, my sister. Honestly, a beach
condo on her salary. Who is she trying to impress?

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She's just so insecure, she always has been.

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Every year she sends a Christmas card with a
picture of her family sitting on a sailboat.

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It's not even theirs.

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Uh, Lois. Do you have to do the grocery thing in here?

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So...

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They rent that boat from their horrible neighbors who,
P.S., don't even know how to sail.

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What is your problem, you stupid car?
You're driving me nuts.

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Where... were you?

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Oh, Stevie, good. Here, take this.
If it turns over, yank it out.

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I waited... at the library.

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You should have seen her today. I was at a light
and these jerks pulled up next to mewanting to race.

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I hit the gas and she just flew.

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I totally blew the doors off for four seconds
before she dropped an oil pan.

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That's it!

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Malcolm, we did it. We won over $250 from...
from the good grades program at school.

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Awesome. That'll pay for this.

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Isn't it beautiful? This is for you.

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I e-mailed... my chess move... days ago.

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Stevie, I don't have to do everything with you.

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Tell you what. I'll take you for a drive. That'll...

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What is your problem, you stupid car?!
You're driving me nuts!

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So I'm thinking, I feel young,
so why not look young?

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So I got the Botox done to crow's feet and my forehead,
then I had my chin done and my tummy tucked.

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- And I may notstop there.
- Work it, girlfriend.

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Oh, hi, Lois.

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Can I talk to you for a minute?

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Does your grandmother know you borrowed her hands?

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I went to six different stores and could not
find that avocado oil you recommended.

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Hal, this isn't working for me.

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Well, that's because you don't
scrunch and sprits like I told you to.

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No, this. Look. Craig is flaking out on me.

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I'm pulling double shifts for him and every
time I come home, it's full of people.

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I never have any time alone.
There is hair everywhere.

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And I do not like the way you are standing lately.

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Lois, these women are walking out
of here with a glow. It's wonderful.

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Well, can't you at least some of
the money you're making to hire a cleaning lady?

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- I'm not accepting money for this !
- What?!

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I am transforming these women, Lois.
I won't soil that with money. And it's not just the hair.

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They confide in me, they need
someone to listen to their problems.

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00:10:00,001 --> 00:10:02,150
You wouldn't believe what some
of these women are going through.

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00:10:02,610 --> 00:10:06,020
Nancy, she's getting audited.
Margie's husband has a gambling problem,

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and Paula in there, she is having an affair.

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00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:09,850
What?!

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00:10:09,851 --> 00:10:13,800
Yes, for the last five months. It's some guy
she's pretending to take golf lessons with.

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00:10:19,487 --> 00:10:21,545
Why do you keep doing this to me?

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00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:27,960
I fix your throttle leakage and your alternator dies.

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I buy you a new alternator and your water pump explodes.

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Every time I think I'm getting close, you find a new way to hurt me.

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Hey, thanks for placing that bet today.

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I tried to get out of detention, but none of the fire alarms were working.

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Where's the money?

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I never made the bet.

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What?

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I didn't make the bet. I spent the money on something else.

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A car bra!

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What?

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You had $200.

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That horse came in at five to two.

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I don't know what that is,
but I'm supposed to get half of it.

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Sorry, man. But look how hot she looks.

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- Malcolm, you got to calm down. This car is messing you up.
- This car is not messing me up.

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It's made me happier than I've ever been in my life.

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Oh, Lois, thank God.

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Fred asked me to scrub out the Dumpsters tonight, but Paula wants to work
on her short iron, so I had to schedule &an emergency lesson with the golf pro.

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The guy charges, like, 90 bucks an hour. It's really eating away
at my savings, but I guess I have no one to blame but myself,
and, oh, my God, you know about the affair.

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Damn it! Damn it!

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- You do know, right?
- Yes, I know.

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Damn it!

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Craig, how could you lie to me after all I've done for you?

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I let you sleep on our floor when you though
your cat's ghost was trying to kill you.

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- I settled that feud between you and the Girl Scout troop.
- They started it.

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Shut up!

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I do all this and you repay me by making me drag around
50-pound sacks of dog food so you can sleep with the boss's wife?

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- That's inexcusable!
- I didn't plan this. It just happened.

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One night after inventory, we stopped in the parking lot to talk.

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I bent down to pick up her keys, the next thing I know,
she's got me handcuffed in a shower in a motel out by the airport.

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She's crazy, Lois.

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But she makes me crazy, too.

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Craig...

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I'm not kidding. There is a dark, scary place inside
of me that I didn't even know was there,

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but Paula knew it was there, and every night she takes me to that
scary place and shows me some new, terrible, delicious corner of it.

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- You're not going to rat on me, are you?
- No, but you have to end this today.

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I can't, Lois. I'm addicted.
I don't even know who I am anymore!

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I know I've let you down,

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but I want to thank you for helping me anyway.

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00:12:31,979 --> 00:12:37,042
- Craig, I never said I...
- If that homeless guy is still in the Dumpster, just
let him drink from the hose. He'll leave you alone.

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00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:44,290
Stupid car. That's four coats.
Now will you run?!

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00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:47,503
- Malcolm, your leopard-skin seat covers are here.
- Sweet.

205
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I can't wait to see you in them.

206
00:12:54,314 --> 00:12:55,589
What's going on?

207
00:12:55,684 --> 00:12:57,715
Malcolm, this is Mike.

208
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He's from AAA.

209
00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:02,298
You're in a safe place with people who care about you.

210
00:13:02,584 --> 00:13:03,529
Sit down, son.

211
00:13:05,561 --> 00:13:07,120
What's all this about?

212
00:13:07,214 --> 00:13:11,041
Stevie and Reese have something
to say and I think you should listen.

213
00:13:13,262 --> 00:13:16,238
You've abandoned... your friends.

214
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:22,049
You didn't even notice my new... deck shoes.

215
00:13:22,124 --> 00:13:25,279
- Stevie, I've just been busy, okay?
- Your car is ruining everything.

216
00:13:25,773 --> 00:13:27,863
It's even affecting our illegal gambling.

217
00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:29,542
I tried to pick a winner myself,

218
00:13:29,664 --> 00:13:33,444
but since I'm an idiot,
I picked one that came in at over 600 to one.

219
00:13:34,011 --> 00:13:38,782
I won $11,500 that I can't even touch
because I'd have to fill out a tax form!

220
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:43,474
$11,500 that's just sitting there
tormenting me because of that stupid car!

221
00:13:43,475 --> 00:13:44,895
Stop calling it stupid!

222
00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:48,240
That car isn't stupid.
That car is great.

223
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,319
It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

224
00:13:50,602 --> 00:13:54,476
- Really? Where'd you get that shiner?
- That was my fault. I wasn't being careful enough.

225
00:13:55,214 --> 00:13:58,332
Malcolm, we're here to help,

226
00:13:58,615 --> 00:14:01,544
but the first step is for you to admit that you have a problem.

227
00:14:02,017 --> 00:14:04,284
I did. That's why I'm in AAA.

228
00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:07,195
There's thousands of us, Malcolm, and
we all know what you're going through.

229
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,388
I guess I didn't realizehow bad things had gotten.

230
00:14:17,427 --> 00:14:20,923
I think I need to take a good long look at every...

231
00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:30,568
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's it.

232
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,646
I didn't get... to read...

233
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:39,725
my poem.

234
00:14:41,784 --> 00:14:45,677
And when Martha left the room,
Tina checked the price tag on the leather coat...

235
00:14:45,901 --> 00:14:47,554
factory outlet.

236
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,985
Temperature good for you?

237
00:14:50,247 --> 00:14:54,830
Perfect. As was the scalp massage.

238
00:14:55,708 --> 00:15:01,614
So all you have to do is cash in the ticket for me,
give me the $11,000, and you can keep $500.

239
00:15:02,086 --> 00:15:03,456
- Deal.
- Thanks, man.

240
00:15:04,098 --> 00:15:06,650
Well, I think it's important you have an adult you can trust.

241
00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,177
This car is a tease.

242
00:15:12,441 --> 00:15:14,520
Yesterday, she gave me the ride of my life.

243
00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,402
Her bra flew off before I even hit the freeway.

244
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:18,772
I was so happy!

245
00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:22,985
And today, she won't even start.

246
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,733
It's like yesterday didn't even happen.

247
00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:26,304
I can't take this anymore!

248
00:15:27,475 --> 00:15:28,676
Please start!

249
00:15:28,769 --> 00:15:33,329
Please, I'm begging you!
Just give me a little something, please?!

250
00:15:35,899 --> 00:15:38,672
Oh, thank you so much!
I knew you'd come back.

251
00:15:38,795 --> 00:15:40,921
We're meant to be together.
Don't you see?

252
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,055
Help! Somebody help me!

253
00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:20,164
I'm stuck!

254
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,074
Help!

255
00:16:22,805 --> 00:16:26,510
There's a bit of a wait. We got slammed
with a wedding party and we're way behind.

256
00:16:31,728 --> 00:16:34,439
Huh, The Human Volcano.
One of my favorites.

257
00:16:34,501 --> 00:16:38,414
- Oh, it's so much better now that he can read minds.
- Exactly.

258
00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:41,466
He used to just have heat grip.
How lame was that?

259
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,350
- You allergic to nuts?
- No.

260
00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:49,776
All right.

261
00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:55,784
What are you studying in school?

262
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,095
Regular stuff, I guess.

263
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,481
I don't really like school.

264
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,106
Everybody makes fun of me.

265
00:17:01,507 --> 00:17:04,279
Yeah, I remember those days.
Kids can be so cruel.

266
00:17:04,988 --> 00:17:08,531
The smart kids, the loners, they were the meanest.

267
00:17:08,717 --> 00:17:12,969
The worst is gym class.
My own team throws the ball at me in dodgeball.

268
00:17:14,479 --> 00:17:17,991
Hey, you know how you can get out of gym?
Pretend to have asthma.

269
00:17:18,147 --> 00:17:20,734
All you need is a fake inhaler.
Here, take mine.

270
00:17:20,889 --> 00:17:22,922
It also gets me good seats on the bus.

271
00:17:22,984 --> 00:17:23,785
Don't worry.

272
00:17:24,647 --> 00:17:26,619
Things are going to be better for you from here on out.

273
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,283
My dad tells me the same thing.

274
00:17:28,304 --> 00:17:30,029
Well, your dad's a smart man.

275
00:17:30,707 --> 00:17:32,432
Frank, your new haircut looks great.

276
00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:34,897
Let me just get my purse and I'll drive
you back home to your parents.

277
00:17:35,081 --> 00:17:37,823
Craig, you know Frank's parents, Fred and Paula.

278
00:17:38,411 --> 00:17:40,690
Remember, Fred is our boss at Lucky Aide?

279
00:17:40,752 --> 00:17:43,155
And I believe you're giving golf lessons to his mom.

280
00:17:43,956 --> 00:17:44,911
Let's go, Frank.

281
00:17:45,158 --> 00:17:48,208
And I promise I'll drive very safely
so we don't have an accident.

282
00:17:48,372 --> 00:17:50,867
I wouldn't want to ruin your life
with my carelessness.

283
00:17:57,907 --> 00:17:59,093
I'm not going to make it.

284
00:18:00,605 --> 00:18:02,392
Stevie was right about this car.

285
00:18:05,196 --> 00:18:06,582
And so was Reese.

286
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,016
He was right about the car,

287
00:18:09,815 --> 00:18:10,924
and the horse racing.

288
00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:16,408
That makes it easier.

289
00:18:16,870 --> 00:18:17,733
I don't...

290
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,105
want to live in a world...

291
00:18:21,919 --> 00:18:23,398
where Reese is right.

292
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,365
You really have to snap those sheets
if you want to get the hair off.

293
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,031
- Come on. Throw your fanny into it.
- Dad, seriously, you got to stop talking like that.

294
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,633
Oh, I'm sorry.

295
00:18:37,789 --> 00:18:41,548
It's just so draining listening to all these
people with their tawdry little secrets.

296
00:18:41,671 --> 00:18:43,304
Like that Paula woman, Fred's wife?

297
00:18:43,737 --> 00:18:49,128
Not only is she cheating on her husband, now she's two-timing
on her golf instructor with her swing-dance teacher.

298
00:18:49,344 --> 00:18:54,427
She is learning new moves every night if you
know what I'm talking about. She is so cold.

299
00:18:56,537 --> 00:18:59,094
- Hey!
- Stevie, please, we're talking.

300
00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:04,025
And Sheila's husband Randy just got a new assistant.
She's 19 years old and she doesn't even know how to type.

301
00:19:04,661 --> 00:19:06,706
The girl wears a halter top to the office.

302
00:19:06,829 --> 00:19:07,938
Halter tops?

303
00:19:08,155 --> 00:19:11,390
Hello? Dukes of Hazzard on line three.
They want their costumes back.

304
00:19:18,139 --> 00:19:20,203
Malcolm? Malcolm, are you all right?

305
00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:21,590
What happened?

306
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,206
It's okay. It's okay, son. You'll be fine.
Just breathe deep.

307
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:27,533
Stevie...

308
00:19:28,827 --> 00:19:30,214
you saved my life.

309
00:19:31,479 --> 00:19:33,605
I treated you like dirt. You saved my life.

310
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,442
Your wheel's kinda on my crotch.

311
00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:40,352
Is it?

312
00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:45,226
I can get off early, can't you just cancel your lesson?

313
00:19:45,287 --> 00:19:48,830
I wish I could, but we're working
on the Texas Two-Step tonight.

314
00:19:48,892 --> 00:19:50,679
We never see each other anymore.

315
00:19:51,143 --> 00:19:53,792
Lois, I see you more than
I see my wife these days.

316
00:19:53,977 --> 00:19:56,534
Oh, Fred, things have a way
of changing for the better.

317
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,458
You'll see.

318
00:19:57,582 --> 00:19:59,954
Attention, Lucky Aide shoppers:

319
00:20:00,078 --> 00:20:03,837
My name is Craig Feldspar and
I have a message for Paula Lynch.

320
00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:06,486
Paula, I can't go on like this.

321
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,674
I'm going to do the right thing,

322
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,738
and make you my wife.

323
00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:17,013
I just bought an $11,500 engagement
ring which I hope you'll accept.

324
00:20:18,771 --> 00:20:22,036
You're cheating on me with Craig Feldspar?!

325
00:20:25,764 --> 00:20:27,305
I think we're both victims here, Fred.

326
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:28,660
I'm going to go...

327
00:20:29,385 --> 00:20:30,987
something that way.

328
00:20:31,757 --> 00:20:35,639
Sure, it won't be easy for us, but the
path of true love never did run smooth.

329
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:38,544
We'll move in with my grandmother
and care for her together.

330
00:20:40,035 --> 00:20:43,363
Well, they're about to tow her away.
You want to come say good-bye?

331
00:20:43,393 --> 00:20:44,071
No.

332
00:20:45,427 --> 00:20:46,782
I know it's tough, son.

333
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:48,877
I thought I'd never get over my first car.

334
00:20:49,372 --> 00:20:52,945
'64 Plymouth Fury who couldn't keep her top on.

335
00:20:54,178 --> 00:20:56,057
Then some guy stole her from me.

336
00:20:56,459 --> 00:21:00,402
I saw her a few months later with a new
driver and a different paint job, but,

337
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,394
she meant nothing to me.

338
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:03,976
I had moved on.

339
00:21:04,365 --> 00:21:05,130
And so will you.

340
00:21:07,213 --> 00:21:08,477
Are you cutting my hair?

341
00:21:08,785 --> 00:21:09,463
No.

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